I need your theories please people in my phone. I’ve been away for a few days - got back and noticed a hole in my soffit in the back garden (securely locked). The missing pieces are nowhere to be seen. Any ideas?

Your GP should have it- ours uses SystmOnline and one of the tabs is records, childhood vacs is on there. If GP doesn’t use this maybe something similar

For anyone that needs to hear this- it will not always be like this- we will move past this chaos. Winter will end.

Making a Christmas chutney with my homegrown tomatoes, courgette and terrifyingly hot chocolate habanero chilli. Will be served with the cheeseboard and a side of chilled toilet roll.

It’s going to be a very good Christmas

Anyone with loved ones in The US - looks like you’re not going to be sending Christmas gifts this year

Totally agree with your 2nd point. If we consider the action rather than the people who did it- they broke into a military site and deliberately grounded a military aircraft. It wasn’t frivolous. That aircraft might be vital for operations imminently. Seems to meet the definition to me.

That’s not what the law says- I suggest PA are advancing a political point damaging military assets. I want the genocide of Palestinians to end. I want Bibi at The Hague in handcuffs. I don’t think PA are right in what they did and by the law below it’s terrorism.

At my instigation we moved 10 months ago from our home of 30 years. Health conditions and a need for a smaller home forced our hand. The pond we didn’t want and the fish we had no clue about and the garden that was too much grass are a gift that keeps giving.#UnexpectedJoy

Mdf panelling going into a door recess and cut out using profile gauge to accommodate hinges. Miraculously lined up, level and done

<smug mode on> To quote that well known philosopher Peter Pan “ oh the cleverness of me”

Any fish pond folks on here? I bought a house that came with swimming tenants. ( approx 50 ish). Pond is 80%weed covered. I want to reduce weed and add a water Lily. Safe?

I’ve despised him for a while. This did it for me

I’m out, first ride in my new neighbourhood Sweat levels moderate

Most days are like groundhog days of shittiness dealing with /living with #Parkinsons. Today wasn’t and we enjoyed a walk in the sun somewhere new.

See a Cavalier, post a Cavalier. Spent too much time in my 20s in my mates cav broken down.

This is a second flowering of my Amaryllis after I let the first wither and chopped the stalk off. I’m clueless on how to care for this moving forward and it came with no instructions. Any advice?

My favourite time of the year The day I make Gordon Ramsay cranberry sauce In this case the F is for fabulous.

Moved in 4 weeks ago to a much smaller home. Sooooooo many things we still haven’t found but tree is up with all the objects collected from all over the world hanging on it. Angel due to go on top Christmas Eve #feelslikehome

Startling levels of snow falling in the leafy, mild paradise that is Poole.

Hothouse Flowers May23