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“World-renowned” and “everyone’s favorite” online poster; the one with the broken antler and bad film opinions. pfp: uglygirlswag
everyone else has a giant binder of every single ticket stub from their last 17+ years of theater going, right?
incredibly important gif that @cerealmascot.bsky.social made for me in 2021 during a very dark and evil period of my life (we watched The Loud House Movie)
this stupid doodle pete did of Avi from Long Story Short has been in my trunk since thanksgiving and i get so mad everytime i see it, i slam my trunk and forget until i open it again and the process repeats
How it feels to leave a theater after 8 full hours of peering into hell and enduring unending horrific misery
At the Satantango screening and one of the heads of the theater just said to me, “I can’t believe it but we are actually about to break even on this showing”.
Planning to see all 7 and a half hours of Satantango in theaters with Pete this weekend. We are making supply and check lists to prepare.
whoops, I think I got stoned and completely forgot to post this wonderful Dorks by @repoghost.bsky.social from a few months ago.......unfortunately in character!
Listening party last night was so cool, enjoyed standing around and locking eyes with strangers every couple of minutes to look at each other in disbelief and grooving.
thank u to the great @mammalfriend.bsky.social for drawing Dorks hacking up a lung on his $5 sketch stream today!!!
Being a blu-ray collector means you have to heavily consider buying a $50 box set because it has a movie about a guy who gets a makeover to look just like John Travolta. like how can that be bad (guy who has not learned his lesson yet)
Felt like getting shot a million times in the face hearing this on the new CSH
Every day this week, I look over and Pete is doing this for several hours at a time