If it wasn’t for that patch of snow, I feel like this could be Hawaii

My mother is a gay man

Is she the one that changes his nappies or is that someone else

some BODY once told me #lichenOfNorway

BIG PISS

sirs we are in *norway*

Regret to inform I have found a new nickname for my penis

Told big suze the inscription reads “If you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?”

This one didn’t attach, I think because it’s just too awful

Also selling truly some of the worst art you’ve ever seen

Downside of a British cruise ship is it’s all so…British. This cunt staring down at me in the pisser

Tiger Cruise aka THE 9/11 DCOM

Stavanger, Norway. Very affjoradble.

Insane levels of nonchalance

I learn this is called “grass”

Oh wait there’s also Mr Robort

Of the tiny amount of in-room tv, p&o cruises have dedicated two ancient seasons of drag race

I see you and raise you! (And yes I nabbed tix)

Backrooms af

SO FIT

Mexico’s torch design slapped

There she izzzzzz 😻

Here she is! (Posted along with the first proof I’ve ever seen that the flaming arrow passed way over the cauldron. There were rumours it hit a taxi in Montjuic)

These lads had a bell too!

🥹🥹🥹

I promise I booked the cheapest room! Then the guy at check in said “you are our VIP of the day”?

For some reason the train station hotel in Barcelona a) has free cava and b) is space themed?

Obsessed with this 90s info panel on the RENFE

Thing is, and this is no one’s fault, it’s just a very good sandwich