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DougHed

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Retired software developer Farmer, writer, distiller

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DougHed@doughed· 13d

Toby Jones starring in the future Douthat biopic: Mama said I shouldn’t Touch Boys Under 13”

DougHed@doughed· 13d

Get Toby Jones on SNL stat

British actor Toby Jones.

DougHed@doughed· 18d

Aunt Betsy bringing the crafts heat

Eat, prey, love

DougHed@doughed· 25d

Smith Mountain Lake Virginia at 11:30am today. #Wildfires

Smokey picture of Smith Mountain Lake Virginia

DougHed@doughed· 27d

But soon enough, he saw a notable increase in young men coming in to see him complaining of fertility issues — and whose tests showed a sperm count of zero. He learned many had been prescribed testosterone by online clinics and were never told about one of its clearest known side effects: Supplementing with
testosterone sends the message to the brain that testosterone is in oversupply, shutting down the testicles' production of
testosterone and sperm. (This also causes a telltale sign of being on T.R.T.: shrunken testicles.) The hormone is so incredibly effective at decreasing sperm counts that it is being tested as a possible male contraceptive.

DougHed@doughed· Jul 5

My goodness…

Hostess star spangled ding dongs

DougHed@doughed· Jun 30

My highland coo in western Virginia in the same range as the Atlas and Scottish highlands. I’ve hiked them all too!

Highland cow in south West Virginia

DougHed@doughed· May 22

I like the acoustics of my workshop. I’m sure the video sounds like crap.

DougHed@doughed· May 9

Oban would like to say good morning

Highland steer

DougHed@doughed· May 5

I want this 18th century web browser

DougHed@doughed· May 5

The Passengers

If I sit by their beds
If I sit as the minute walk away, as the hours go
If I talk to the nurse about the rain
I might hear the ladies spread wings
or just levitate right here

Mothers and Aunties in their dark rooms
I’d rather we were all on platforms
with iron, stylized track numbers
wrought for the stillness of the occasion
Watch the doors slide open
They board only with their handbags
The passengers

The women who raised me don’t look back
leaving me to wave with an old notebook
I should have brought flowers

I know no word for ‘thankful sadness’
Melancholy doesn’t fit
It doesn’t need to be fancy
Maybe I will invent the right word one day
and leave it here for all of them

The day has gone
I still sit
The station is still as dust on a window sill
A bluebird flies through the rafters
singing her, “hey, now, come here” song

DougHed@doughed· Apr 27

I’ll sit by their beds
I’ll watch the minutes
I’ll talk with the nurse about the spring rain
I’ll listen for the aunties to spread their wings
And hear the doors slide open to welcome them on their passage
The women are departing now
The ladies of my youth leave me waving to them with an old notebook held like flowers
There is no word for thankful sadness, so I may invent it one day
The trees are still
And the Earth seems like she’s shedding her sisters

DougHed@doughed· Apr 24

My beagles had teeth cleaned today and a couple lumps removed, now Daisy is so drugged she thinks her treat is a cigar.

My beagle holding her treat in her mouth because she’s on drugs

DougHed@doughed· Apr 16

Uh oh…

Spaghetti Os can

DougHed@doughed· Apr 12

Guess it’s better than her quilting days

Penis quilt

DougHed@doughed· Apr 3

I’m enjoying Spartanburg right now. It’s a weird life: grab tight and get you a beer.

DougHed@doughed· Feb 18

"Will you please stop posting my fucking picture?"

That Norman Rockwell standing up and talking guy painting.

DougHed@doughed· Jan 31

My morning listen. After hearing "On the Turning Away" again recently, I thought this was one to have for a winter listen.

Pink Floyd album cover "A Momentary Lapse of Reason"

DougHed@doughed· Jan 26

picture of rage against the machine lyrics

DougHed@doughed· Jan 22

Hey Megs

DougHed@doughed· Jan 8

post by @middleageriot who says- If Donald Trump wants a prize for peace he should go the fuck away and give us some peace.

DougHed@doughed· Dec 24

Good morning from the pacific near Panama

The sun rising over Isla Coibita

DougHed@doughed· Dec 23

Good morning.

The Pacific Ocean from the National Geographic Quest

DougHed@doughed· Dec 22

Panama

Howler monkey looking contemplative

DougHed@doughed· Dec 16

Dress for the job you want

Conan the barbarian rocking the precursor to MNF coat

DougHed@doughed· Nov 22

Fuck yes, I am glad I am alive

My feet in front of a fire

DougHed@doughed· Nov 18

She’s doing the RFK joonior

DougHed@doughed· Oct 18

Good morning

Morning sunrise over Oregon inlet

DougHed@doughed· Sep 18

I am antifa

Grandpa needs to be sedated

DougHed@doughed· Sep 15

We finally got our spring overflow hooked up and flowing uphill to the head of our pond. It’s just lovely. #Appalachia

A hose with spring water coming out

Muck with running water

A view of Appalachian trees