now is his time

shoulda whipped this out and said you were on official business

Presented without context

I present to you the dumbest chess match ever

"Does not hesitate to get gangsta when necessary"

Have you tried saying this in Finnish?

Japan once again beating us in the public transit department

Other people: My phone background is a cross with my favorite verse from scripture Me: oh ha ha yeah same

White House lawn looking like this scene from Inland Empire any time Trump looks out the window

Love me some sandhill cranes

Why are streaming services like this?

I look at this picture and think "these are two straight men"

AI video descriptions on Instagram are getting fucking wild

Everyone in the library:

Knuck tatt idea

you

@beesmygod.bsky.social i just thought you would want to see this

aren't you forgetting someone?

you forgot to use your cipher, queen