Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert
@drfunkin
Actually just three shitposts in a floral print. Abenaki Heritage. Agender Adonis. Pronouns: Any. Profile pic by @jeffpennington.art Wrestlesplania Hunk of the Year
Couple of nerds about to see Jimmy Eat World
Charlie Nash will always be "The Cooler Guile"
"Millia, what do you have there?" "A KNIFE!" "NO!"
The main character for Dragon Quest 12 might be the most relatable RPG silent protag ever with how sleep deprived this bitch looks
the broken window on our back porch is finally useful after 14 years
Took advantage of the fact that used electric cars are deeply undervalued and traded in our HR-V for a used 2024 Honda Prologue. We are electric car people now.
If I didn't already support women's wrongs Glotta from Kamen Rider Gavv would get me there
Made a series of life decisions that ended with us listening to the advice of @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social and checking out Kamen Rider Gavv. After three episodes the fiancée is unsure how we stop watching Kamen Rider.
Gengar is selling bootleg Gamerbeds for pink paint outside the Pokémon center
dropped an irresponsible amount of money on a knife today
fiancee made me an octopus hat for my upcoming 40th.
realizing that on the 31st I have to stop using my favorite mug and switch this stupid thing that's been sitting in our cupboard for like 2 decades. getting old sucks
Why are you working when the baby requires hands, human?
This smug little demon yelled at me so I'd turn and see she'd stolen a ball of yarn out of the bag the fiancee had tied shut.
the fact that for like 25 years I based my personal style off of his appearance in Goldeneye should have been some sort of red flag that I was on the queer spectrum but I am very dumb.