Mary Ryan Baumann

@drstatsncats

📊🧠🐈 | Studier of study design | Assistant prof in pop health & biostats | she/her Past: Yale Biostats, UC Irvine Stats, Mizzou Stats & Mizzou J School

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Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· 15d

But I mean, come on

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· 21d

Yeah no JSM prep is going great why do you ask

Old dril tweet meme template about budgeting. Tweet has been edited to read:
“Overview: 1
Background/motivation: 46
Methods: 3
Results: 4
Conclusion: 1
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my presentation is dying.”

Below is a reply that’s been modified to say “@dril spend less on the motivation.”

dril replies “no”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Jul 21

Meme of a small fantasy warrior standing up to an enormous Sauron-like enemy with their sword drawn. The large enemy is captioned “neuroticism instilled by journalism school”. The small warrior is captioned “neuroticism instilled by academia”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Jun 3

Wading through my inbox after a week off to catch up on grant submission admin and falling for a university IT document signature phishing test

Bald man in a dark puffer vest and red/blue plaid button up standing with his hands on his hips and staring discontentedly at the camera like “alright come on now”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· May 16

They really don’t lie when they say you can’t beat a WI summer

A park framed by two trees in the foreground, group of toddlers playing soccer in the middle ground, and a lake in the background.

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Mar 14

There is a rift in the enclose.horse community

Mar 11, 2026: Community feedback: many players want the Check button back- deciding the best path forward

Mar 10, 2026: Removed the Check button based on community feedback

Mar 6, 2026: Added a Check button to see how close your score is to the optimal solution

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Jan 26

Trying to take a finicky hi-res screenshot for a manuscript while avoiding all the clutter on my desk

Screen grab from SpongeBob episode where he tries to paint Mr. Krabs’ house without spilling a drop of paint. Scene shows SpongeBob with a single drop of paint on a brush looking anxiously at a massive unpainted wall covered in knickknacks and pictures

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Jan 8

Cartoon illustration of 2 people on a train. The happy-looking person on the right is looking out the window at mountains and sunshine. The miserable-looking person on the left is looking out the window at a sheer rock face. Both people have text above their heads that say “manuscript revisions awaiting decision”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Jun 24

Important update: the west campus sandhill cranes had babies this spring 😭

A group of 4 sandhill cranes walking in the grass, away from the camera, next to the sidewalk. The two rear right cranes are adults while the two front left cranes are much smaller and look to be adolescents

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Jun 17

3 screen grabs from a 2019 celebrity episode of Great British Bakeoff where Acaster presents his bake to the judges. He says “Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetite.”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Mar 31

The Committee is in recess

Photo of 2 cats snoozing on a gray ikea couch. The brown and gray tabby (Tina) is asleep in a sunbeam on the couch arm. The tortie (Penny) is sprawled on the back of the couch at the opposite end.

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Mar 19

These texts were sent exactly 1 week apart

Screenshot of a text sent on 3/12 that says “Yall spring is coming the sandhill cranes are back 😭”

Screenshot of a text sent on 3/19 that says “why is it snowing”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Mar 3

smh sad to see no one recognizing the true inspiration for Timmy’s Oscars fit

Photo of Timotheé Chalamet on the red carpet at the 2025 Oscars wearing a completely butter yellow suit (pants, jacket, shirt)

A drawing of The Man in the Yellow Hat holding Curious George

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Dec 21

Finding incredible things at my parents house this season

A cropped screenshot of a recipe that originally said “I assume it originated in Mexico”, which is crossed out and underneath is written “out of Betty Crocker”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Nov 12

Okay maybe not as UC Irvine as my witness

An email from UCI network security with the subject line “Grant scam email that you may have received” that reads:
”Ні,

UCI's mail systems have detected that you received an email on Monday afternoon purporting to be from "Skoll Foundation and COLLEGE BOARD" stating that you were approved for a "benefit check" grant. The subject of the email was "Congrat".

This is a fake grant meant to scam you out of money.”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Nov 5

On the other place I keep getting ads like the left side and they’re giving early 2000s piracy warnings

A Twitter ad from @GOP that has an image that looks like it was made in PowerPoint and the text gives the lame warning: “If you are not a citizen of the United States, FEDERAL LAW prohibits you from voting in Federal Elections! Don't try and vote in a federal election!”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Oct 26

Being an adult is great because I can drop $40 to get custom stickers printed and no one can stop me

A line print of a goat with “wouldst thou like to live statistically?” written in a circle around it in olde timey printers font

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Oct 12

🥲

Top text reads “most people rejected his message.” The bottom text reads “They hated Jesus because he told them the truth”. In the middle is a comic panel of an angry crowd facing a man’s silhouette. The silhouette says “you have to interpret the point estimate *and* the confidence interval”, while the angry crowd has a speech bubble that says “shut up!”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Aug 6

Strong-armed handshake meme. Text on left arm reads “college me”; text on right arm reads “conference me”; text on clasped hands reads “having ramen for dinner for the 3rd time in a week”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Jun 16

Been so long since I’ve gotten regular, non-COVID sick that I forgot that this too sucks

“Is this a pigeon?” meme of cartoon man gesturing toward butterfly labeled “common cold” asking “is this death?”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Mar 21

Grid of 2 photos and 2 text captions. 1st row: Photo of a smiling man next to text “simulations finished running”. 2nd row: photo of same man in disbelief next to test “forgot to add sep=“,” to write.table()”

Mary Ryan Baumann@drstatsncats· Dec 22

Me getting an email that my eligibility for a grant got approved vs me realizing I need to actually follow through by the end of January