Jules

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juleshastweets @ the other site, lesspopped @ ao3/tumblr. chicago, jewish, bi/pan, they/them or she/her. cursed star trek opinions, bitter casgirl. I was the first person to use the word “destiel” on bluesky so that’s my legacy secured.

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Jules@ds9official· 14d

okay today sucked emotionally due to family stuff and I am STILL sick gdi. but I got a little progress made on my current wip and!!!! there’s rowena!!!!!!!!

a black cat sitting in front of an open laptop, with her tongue sticking out

Jules@ds9official· Jul 22

some gems in the tags as well

tumblr tag: #finally the colonialism fate monster comes for the ameri/candiens

tumblr tag: #hope he eats those heated rivalry twinks

tumblr tag: #😭😭😭 #the olympic ice is to nhl standards. they’ll simply have to battle the tuunbaq

tumblr tag: #team Canada has to stop fucking unleashing the tuunbaq there has to be a rule against that

Jules@ds9official· Jul 22

I don’t know if it’s my FAVORITE favorite but I have thought of this and laughed a ridiculous number of times in the past five months and it’s the first one I thought of upon seeing the question so here we are

[post and follow-up from tumblr user punksalmons]

first post: european ice is so large i'm afraid the nhlers will get lost and die in the winter

second post: and that’s without considering tuunbaq

[image of a hockey game from the winter olympics, with tuunbaq photoshopped onto the ice]

Jules@ds9official· Jul 2

a smiling Leo XIV holding a baseball bat

Jules@ds9official· Jun 28

if anyone else is getting joy out of it, my sister ended up downtown yesterday (she took her kids on the metro because her youngest wanted to ride on a train) and shared a picture for the family group chat to enjoy

shot of part of the National Mall, set up for the American State Fair, with a noticeable lack of crowds

Jules@ds9official· Jun 12

oh to be halfway decent at writing meta so I could write my epic “Miller-Naomi parallels” essay instead of capslocking about occasional moments in the show/books (and also writing fic where Naomi and Holden double-team Miller)

Miller in his cabin, back to the camera, with Naomi visible as a reflection in his mirror

Jules@ds9official· Jun 12

happy pride to julie mao

Jules@ds9official· Jun 12

overall I think the Expanse show is a fantastic adaptation and changes from the books largely work, both in the “what works on page doesn’t always work onscreen” way and the “I personally like this” way, but changing this exchange to a little bro nod in the show WAS an attack on me personally

He checked the magazine in his gun. Packed his spare clothes into the small, battered pack he'd taken on the transport from Ceres. Everything he owned still fit in it.

He turned off the lights and made his way down the short corridor toward the ladder-lift. Holden was in the galley, twitching nervously. The dread of the coming battle was already showing in the corners of the man's eyes.

"Well," Miller said. "Here we go, eh?"

"Yep," Holden said.

"It's been a hell of a ride," Miller said. "Can't say it's all been pleasant, but..."

"Yeah."

"Tell the others I said goodbye," Miller said.

"Will do," Holden said. Then, as Miller moved past him toward the lift: "So assuming we all actually live through this, where should we meet up?"

Miller turned.

"I don't understand," he said.

"Yeah, I know. Look, I trust Fred or I wouldn't have come here. I think he's honorable, and he'll do the right thing by us. That doesn't mean I trust the whole OPA. After we get this thing done, I want the whole crew together. Just in case we need to get out in a hurry."

Something painful happened under Miller's sternum. Not a sharp pain, just a sudden ache. His throat felt thick. He coughed to clear it.

"As soon as we get the place secure, I'll get in touch," Miller said.

"Okay, but don't take too long. If Thoth Station has a whorehouse left standing, I'm going to need help prying Amos out of it."

Miller opened his mouth, closed it, and tried again.

"Aye, aye, Captain," he said, forcing a lightness into his voice.

"Be careful," Holden said.

Miller left, pausing in the passageway between ship and station until he was sure he'd stopped weeping, and then making his way to the cargo ship and the assault.

Jules@ds9official· Jun 11

Dawes taking off his jacket for a “talk” with Miller

Dawes looking at Miller while one of his henchmen searches Miller’s things

Presidential Alert: the slutty old men are fightingggg

Jules@ds9official· May 19

tbh "unhealthy relationships" is so general and several of my other faves fall under that umbrella that I feel like you could skip it. but yeah this checks out (sorter: nulienna.tumblr.com/sorter)

my rankings for fanfic tropes, sicko edition:

1. sex pollen
2. mutual non-con (e.g. bad guys made them do it)
3. age/experience gap; unhealthy relationships; corruption arc (three-way tie)
6. gothic horror
7. codependency
8. dubious consent
9. AU that makes canon worse
10. stop making love to me while i'm trying to fuck you
11. their love language is murder
12. seducing an authority figure
13. psychological horror
14. monsterfucking
15. hurt/comfort

Jules@ds9official· May 18

can you imagine an internet where people couldn't take stupid jokes about regional and national cuisines way too personally

a grim-faced Lionel Hutz imagining a world without lawyers (in which people are holding hands and singing under a rainbow)

Jules@ds9official· May 18

I would like to get up and empty the dishwasher but alas

a tortoiseshell cat sleeping stretched out across my lap while I’m sitting at my desk

Jules@ds9official· May 1

workers of the world unite (with jerry)

Jerry Chen • @jcsalterego.b...
Emily and 1 other liked your post
an *us* that's awake. showing solidarity for may day

Jules@ds9official· Apr 28

I’m not saying this is nominative determinism but uh

PawBoost [service for helping reunite people with lost pets] alert: Help us find Laika

Jules@ds9official· Apr 7

so do I but I don’t think they’ll let me put it in the paper so you go first

Guardian editorial headline: Trump needs to go. If we can’t use the 25th amendment, I have another idea

Jules@ds9official· Mar 25

thank you! 💚 there are, unfortunately, many more where that came from

Cleon XVII, with tumblr post from user reallyreallyreallytrying: sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

Jules@ds9official· Mar 24

“well jules in your reduced time on bsky have you been doing interesting and enriching things” if by that you mean making shitposts for the seventeen other foundation fans on tumblr then yes absolutely

Hari Seldon, with dril tweet: me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point

Bel Riose with tumblr post from user dct239394cvvd098dffgggp: sergeant sad eyes reporting for misery

Gaal Dornick and Hari Seldon; above Gaal is a tumblr post from user macbethheadband, “That old man actually had no effect on me any more”; below her are the tags “IM LYING IM LYING IM LYING IM LYING IM LYING IM LYING IM LYING”

Toran Mallow looking offended as Han offers him a gun; over Han is a tumblr post from user dotjade: put those awesome boobs away dude now isn’t the time”

Jules@ds9official· Mar 23

Steve Carrell in Anchorman, with the text “I love Florida Panthers”

Jules@ds9official· Mar 17

IMPORTANT BULLETIN: vet tech says she is “the ideal cat patient” and “literally perfect”

a tortoiseshell cat in a person’s arms, eyes closed and head resting in the crook of their elbow

a tortoiseshell cat in a person’s arms, looking up curiously

Jules@ds9official· Feb 20

really wore the right shirt this morning

me, smiling widely and wearing a SICKOS shirt

Jules@ds9official· Feb 19

also starting a collection of some of my favorite pieces of feedback because they so perfectly sum up the whole vibe of most of my writing lmao

ao3 comment: Idk if i got more horny or sad by reading this

tumblr tags: #what if the hottest smut in the universe was also heartbreaking. what if you CRIED and
BANGED your HEAD against the nearest SURFACE #are you KIDDING me right NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Jules@ds9official· Feb 16

marge simpson (labeled “me + sam”) holding a potato (labeled “ben sisko”) and saying “I just think he’s neat.”

Jules@ds9official· Feb 10

me going on my stupid little daily swim for my dumb mental health

an engraving of a very grumpy-looking dolphin (labeled "Fig. 1. - Dauphin ordinaire")

Jules@ds9official· Jan 27

this little dipshit is so wretchedly sweet

a small blue tabby cat lying on a smiling person’s chest, its head tucked under their chin and its paws extended as if hugging or clinging to them

the same cat and person from the side; the cat’s eyes are closed and it looks content

Jules@ds9official· Jan 26

a new tumblr mutual rbed my most recent fic (my first in our shared fandom) with this comment and I really do love fandom sometimes

just read it and if y’all don’t go and immediately read it expect me in your walls

Jules@ds9official· Jan 22

me about gul dukat

Anonymous (1): horrific, soulless eyes, but i would put a kid in him

Anonymous (2): What?

Jules@ds9official· Jan 20

lol @mindi.bsky.social and I challenged each other to write 500 words of fic for this fandom and,,,,,,

[screenshot of stats from a fic on AO3]

Stats:
Published: 2026-01-20
[highlighted] Words: 13,388
Chapters: 1/1
Hits: 15

Jules@ds9official· Jan 16

mankind: i have made Al
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good rock is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Jules@ds9official· Jan 13

she has a take: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn0999999999999

a light gray ("blue") tabby sitting on the edge of a couch, looking alert or even thoughtful

Jules@ds9official· Jan 8

OH NO AMY WAIT I JUST REALIZED WHAT THE LITTLE CAKE WAS REMINDING ME OF