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duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· May 8

must i always suffer

Photo of my computer screen, where discord is endlessly loading and says "INCREASED API ERRORS. We are continuing to work to remediate the issues impacting availability to some Discord users. This is causing impact across our service, including logging in and sending messages."

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· May 7

He's got so many more spots now than when he was young!!! It's so strange seeing his color change and darken

Photo of monty at a year old. He's mostly white with medium brown around his eyes ears and the base of his tail, plus some faint small brown spots. He's sitting in the grass

Recent photo of monty laying on the couch all cozy. The brown on his fur is now much darker and he has bigger, more prominent spots

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· May 7

It's my baby's birthday today. He's 8 whole years old! Which also means soon it'll be 7 years since I adopted him. Pls virtually tell him how cute he is

Monty, a white herding dog with brown spots, lays on his back in the grass to get belly rubs even with his harness in the way. He has an open mouthed slightly manic expression of joy

Monty looking out the window from my bed. He is very happy to smell the world

Monty managing to lay BETWEEN three different bed options on the floor

Monty laying on a bed getting belly rubs with a classic little blep

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Apr 30

A little smattering of the crazy baby

Powder curled up on top of a covered basket, halfway through either licking or yawning so it looks like she's turned around to yell at me

Powder inside a drawer, slightly blurry as she reaches out to grab at her prey (my finger)

Powder suspiciously peaceful and cute laying on top of a wood dresser

Powder on the floor grabbing at the blanket hanging over the couch and looking ready to go crazy soon

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Apr 24

We really tempted fate here

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Apr 22

Eeeeeee i love

The name duck spelled out on satellite images

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Apr 20

This wip snippet has it all: sucking strap, stede getting called baby, drool....... happy lebians <3

Logically, Stede knows that even if they got it to match her skin tone, even if Ed purrs about how pretty her baby's cock is, it's still just silicone. She can't actually feel Ed's clever tongue over the shaft and head, can't feel her sucking a kiss to the underside, can't be swallowed by Ed's perfect mouth until lips meets fist, up and down just like her pussy did not so long ago.

But logic has never played a role in sex for Stede, not since sticking her cool older bisexual definitely-just-a-friend's vibrator inside herself and coming with her head draped in that friend's arm as she cooed you can do it, baby, I know you can, I believe in you. And even if she can't feel Ed's mouth on her dick, she can feel it everywhere else; a hook tugging at her gut, goosebumps up her arms and down her thighs, toes curling in the sheets, fuck, even her clit is pulsing in time with each movement.

When there's probably more spit on Stede's strap than anything else, Ed finally looks up, eyelashes fluttering. "You wanna try too, baby?"

Briefly, Stede wonders if she means taking the whole harness off so Stede can suck it too, which sounds very hot if a little impractical, but then Ed slides back up her body and kisses her—or maybe plunders her would be a better word, the way she grips Stede's jaw and licks into her mouth, salty-sharp and possessive. Stede can only moan and take it, taste it, letting her whole body go limp save for her tongue as it desperately works to [take what she's been given].

When Ed pulls away, two of her fingers swiftly take her place, silencing the instinctive whine of loss building in Stede's throat. "Yeah, there you go, baby girl, it's okay," Ed purrs. "Don't worry, I'm gonna give you a lot more. You're hungry, aren't you?"

Stede, who's currently tracing the whorls of Ed's finger pads with her tongue and feeling like even the whole hand wouldn't be enough to satisfy her right now, nods.

Ed smiles, sharp and perfect. "Then open up."

And Stede is nothing if not good, so she does, waiting so so patiently as Ed wipes the spit on Stede's thigh, as she shuffles the pillows into a better position and then pauses to stretch her bad knee. She waits so patiently, in fact, that by the time Ed is straddling her head, cunt mere inches away, drool is pooling on Stede's tongue, dribbling onto her chin, making her flush with embarrassment and pride in equal measure.

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Apr 20

Rhys laugh love on my tl 😌

Screenshot of bluesky posts

Post one, by emcolbs: i think my favorite part about rhys' show is how much he laughs at himself during it all

Post two, by cannibalxing: No 52 year old man has that much right to be so fucking pretty and cute when he giggles at his own silly jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply to the second post, by moosh: him making himself laugh is my favorite thing [the happy emoji with hearts around its head]

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Apr 19

Oooh, noted, noted (also the stede energy of this is: potent) uquiz.com/quiz/kLuU9O/...

Flame point cat energy. The cat is white with orange-ish at their nose and ears and tail.

You're the flame point cat who makes every day feel like a fun new adventure.

You're affectionate and expressive. Impossible to ignore in the best way.

You collect people the way cats collect shiny little treasures.

You follow inspiration like it's a laser pointer. Fast and intense.

You're sensitive underneath, so you need genuine warmth.

Good matches: black cat, black smoke cat
Bad matches: gray cat, chocolate cat

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Apr 18

Me when I think about them

Stede looking thoughtful with the front of his shirt all torn up to show off the stiddies

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Apr 14

A man in waist-deep water with his hand in a supportive fist, captioned "Never Give Up!!" with Japanese hiragana under

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Apr 8

This may or may not ever get published but I HAVE written something and it DOES have this word so have lesbian smut

That, of course, is when Stede comes.
It takes her by surprise, despite everything, like a wave twice as big as it seemed when you first saw it coming. And Ed, perfect beautiful Ed, she takes it right in stride, grinding down hard to help her work through it, murmuring to suck on it, baby, I know you need it, take what you want. So Stede does, laving desperately over the pad of Ed's thumb as she shakes and shakes, carried away by the tide with only the warmth of Ed's voice and the give of her thighs under Stede's nails to keep her afloat.

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Mar 21

nniiccee

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Mar 21

WE CAN MAKE THIS PAGE EMPTY IN THE NEXT ~4 HOURS, I BELIEVE IN US #FandomMarket

The "items with no bids" page on the fandom market auction site.

#1642: 11.5 inch dog bandana - black and white dogs. Buy now for $15, two remaining.

#1640: 11.5 inch dog bandana - surf dogs. Buy now for $15, two remaining.

#1876: Commission for a cross-stitch by ace of games. Buy now for $50, two remaining. Photo has cross stitches that say in nice font "you must outlive them to dance on their graves."

#1473D: OFMD sticker/pin bundle. Auction starts at $30. Photo is of heart-shaped pins and stickers with art of OFMD character faces on them.

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Mar 19

A cat showing its teeth pressed up against cage bars captioned "if these bars did not separate us you would have been slaughtered"

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Mar 18

Unironically just yelled "YES" on my walk, nice nice nice

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Mar 15

Search your camera roll for "hell" Thanks to @fakegeekboy.bsky.social for bringing this into my life

Comic by rory blank (roryblank on instagram or kingofblood.com)

Panel 1: a snake looks at a balloon floating by and says "a large sky egg"

Panel 2: snake is now starting to swallow the balloon and says "a surprisingly bouncy snack"

Panel 3: the snake has swallowed the balloon (minus the string) and its top half is bulging out hilariously

Panel 4: the snake is now floating away with the balloon safely in its stomach. it says "if there is a lesson to be learned in this, then i refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before i learn anything"

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Mar 6

The meme that goes "you are safe now my sweet child" "I owe you my life"

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Mar 5

i realized today is exactly two years since my second blossom boys fic 🥺i love them so so so much time is crazy archiveofourown.org/works/54005953

Graphic for the fic Not Only the Sugar, but the Days by adhduck. The background is of peaches and the title is in white lettering with pink background.

Summary:

“I wanna go on a date with you.”

Stede snorted into Ed’s hair. “You’ve gone on a lot of dates with me, love. We were just on one a few hours ago, remember?”

“Barely, after that,” Ed sighed, hips shifting as if in memory. “But no, I meant like—like a date date.”

Raising an eyebrow even though Ed couldn’t see it, Stede asked, “What’s a date date?”

“You know, like—what teenagers go on. Ask each other out, bring flowers, go to the movies or something. That kind of shit.”

Graphic for the same fic with the same background.

Additional tags: Alternate universe - modern setting, Established relationship, Fluff, Childhood friends, 5+1 energy but not in that exact format, Dates, First dates (sort of), Non-sexual roleplay, (aka vicariously living out your teenage dreams as middle-aged men), Making out, Two boys (pretend to) learn to kiss each other, Hand holding, The inherent intimacy and eroticism of hands, Also the inherent intimacy and eroticism of peaches, References to sex, Autistic Stede Bonnet, Edward Teach has adhd, Trans Edward Teach, (it doesn't come up much but it's so important you know this), Ed and Stede are SO in love and they WILL be annoying about it, Unabashed use of 90s music, Podfic welcome

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Feb 26

The "they don't even know" meme of a guy in the corner at a party, captioned "they don't even know this is really a photo of stede"

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Feb 21

sometimes you write a thousand words about the ways in which children learn from adults how to love. and also about all the random picture books i remember as a kid. and you do it bc you love @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social <3333 archiveofourown.org/works/79993646

Background is a peachy gradient.

What a Child Does by adhduck

Summary:

If Stede is there, Stede does the bedtime story. Hell, even when he’s not, sometimes he ends up FaceTiming while bleary-eyed in bed or in line at the grocery store because Louis started a fight Mary and Doug were too tired to win.

Tonight, Stede is…technically here, in that he’s in the same house, but he’s also been rocking a stubborn fever for the past three days and nearly passed out trying to take a hot shower earlier, so despite the protests of both father and son, Ed is the backup.

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Feb 16

God rlly wanted me to see this one

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Feb 13

Cover of the children's book "Don't let the pigeon drive the bus!" by Mo Willems

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Feb 7

okay yeah for computers you just make sure you're already set to mute in the bottom left by your profile and settings and stuff, there's no popup on desktop it just sends you in there unfortunately i'm not sure if there's a way on your end to join without the lil ping, maybe in settings somewhere?

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Feb 7

On mobile when you click the voice chat, there will be a little button to toggle between muted or unmuted! Lemme grab my laptop to check how it goes for computers

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Feb 4

Why would you do this

A close up of a cat tearing up captioned "not funny. cried"

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Jan 15

I just checked, and out of 50 rotating photos, your art is 12 of them 😌 this is this hour

Screenshot of my lock screen at about the time and date of posting. The art, by emcolbs, is a realistic (AND BEAUTIFUL) drawing of stede holding the bottle with a message for ed, with a compass like a halo behind his head

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Jan 13

Meanwhile 💀

Your result: Julian! Wow! You're an extroverted socially anxious gay who can actually do math!

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Jan 11

GET ABSOLUTELY TREASURED

A cat, labeled "my love and affection," leaping aggressively at a dog, labeled "you"

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic· Jan 9

Thinking about this edit I made way way back when. Crew of the revenge my beloved 💖 pirate friends my beloved 💖