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My brain is 80% stupid-idea soup, 20% existential dread, and I think my time on bsky proves as much Swedish, gamedev, socialist 🇸🇪✊

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Duckshow@duckshow· 19d

"Wow, this could be huge!"

Duckshow@duckshow· 20d

"Bojack, listen - they've got Johnny Depp playing Ebenezer Scrooge and now they're looking for a henchman type character with attitude. Depp needs a Scrooge stooge who can rep with some pep in his step. No, it's a prequel. An amuse bouche *before* he becomes a douche."

Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman, making a phone call

Duckshow@duckshow· 29d

Wanted to practice drawing muscles 💪😁

A black-and-white drawing of a very muscular lumberjack wearing only a beanie and Timberland boots hiking up a mountain holding a giant axe behind his shoulders. In the background is a vista of a river snaking between mountains. He's also packing a heckin chode between his legs, a real meaty dong.

Duckshow@duckshow· Jul 11

this one?

Duckshow@duckshow· Jul 8

youtube ass poster

zoom-in of the faces in the movie poster, edited like a youtube thumbnail - red circle, red arrow, etc

Duckshow@duckshow· Jul 1

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE

Duckshow@duckshow· Jun 28

I was thinking about getting a cheap bluetooth speaker - and a few days later, I just happened to stumble upon this guy lying in a bush next to the freeway. I suspect someone tossed it from their car, because it's got some gnarly scratches...

Duckshow@duckshow· Jun 27

NANCY NO!!

Duckshow@duckshow· Jun 23

💥 BREAKING NEWS! 💥 Unidentified astronaut on the ISS went to the bathroom, then took a little sip 🚨👨‍🚀💦🚨 🤢

A series of skeets from "ISS Piss Tracker" within a two-minute span. The ISS piss tank went from 17% to 18% and back down to 17% again. Clearly, someone used then drank from the forbidden tube.

Duckshow@duckshow· Jun 23

Check out these beautiful clouds! These bad boys are ripped! ☁️😯☁️

Duckshow@duckshow· Jun 20

The version of the Hockney painting as seen in Bojack Horseman, with Bojack as both the swimmer and observer.

Duckshow@duckshow· Jun 9

"Touch grass" is so 2020 "Walk barefoot in the rain" = much better There's no law against it. You can just do it!

Duckshow@duckshow· Jun 1

The freakishly long-armed man's got a point!

An AI-generated audience member with freakishly long arms holding a sign that says "TEXAS THIS STATE"

Duckshow@duckshow· May 19

...Sand?

Duckshow@duckshow· May 17

Here's something for all you art lovers out there ♥️

A black-and-white drawing titled "Mondays...". The drawing depicts Garfield in the shower, crying, as Spider-Man squeezes his massive jugs from behind and whispers "Farewell, Garfield...!"

Duckshow@duckshow· May 8

I'm sorry, is that the HALF-LIFE 2 LOGO on a pack of BUBBLEGUM CIGARETTES??? WHAT YEAR IS THIS

Duckshow@duckshow· May 7

The world really is going to shit. They're even cutting back on the shadow resolution now

Duckshow@duckshow· Apr 22

They always serve free coffee at the gym but kept running out because the paper cups were so big. So... they bought smaller cups. It's not even espresso, it's just regular coffee! I swear this isn't a joke.

Me holding up the world's smallest cuppa joe. It's basically a thimble.

Duckshow@duckshow· Apr 14

Why is Wired threatening me? 🥺

Screenshot of a Wired article, but the text is covered up, saying "You've read your last free article."

Duckshow@duckshow· Apr 11

Damn. Found this in NFSU2. Apparently, Brad was a kid - just 10 years old - who passed away from cancer back in 2004. Strange to think that someone so far away in both time and space can still be remembered in this way. Well, here's to you, Brad 🥂

A screenshot from NFSU2. In front of the player car is a monolith with the engraving "BRAD LAWLESS - In Memory of Our Friend"

Duckshow@duckshow· Apr 11

Started replaying Need For Speed Underground 2 and it's just a smorgasbord of 2004 goodness ♥️ If you need a break from 2026 and just want to rip some phat rubber, I can't recommend it enough 😄

A magazine cover as seen in-game. There's a red sports car in the background and a scantily clad lady in the foreground looking vaguely sexy, in a 2004 kinda way.
From top to bottom, the magazine cover reads:
"An inside look at tuning internals"
"SportCompactCar"
"No guts no glory"
"The phattest rides"
"Pulling out the stops on their way to the $$$..."
"Hot 2ner babes"
"www.sportcompactcarweb.com"

Duckshow@duckshow· Apr 5

The flowers are in bloom 🌷 Body bags flutter in the trees ⚰️ Spring is in the air ☀️

A beautiful sky over some buildings and trees. A dark, mysterious bag in the shape of a body is fluttering in the wind, among the branches of a tree.

Duckshow@duckshow· Mar 28

Kinda funny how similar this is to drone defense in Ukraine; Russian tanks are developing body hair!

A picture of a tank covered in steel bristles to protect against drones

Duckshow@duckshow· Mar 26

Fatta hur många miljarder som ligger och skvalpar på konton eller är uppbundet i värdepapper; Tänk om alla de pengarna istället gick till att köpa saker, tjänster, laga trasig infrastruktur, anordna folkfest, investera i landsbygden... Här finns potential för hopp liksom, om optimism för framtiden!