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David Duffield

@duffster84

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David Duffield@duffster84· 3d

God it was so thrilling. From Guadalajara.

An eclipse over the horizon.

David Duffield@duffster84· 3d

David Duffield@duffster84· 3d

Fuck

An eclipse

An eclipse

David Duffield@duffster84· 3d

No indication from my pictures that I’m 13 minutes from totality

The sun… no sign here that it’s mostly covered by the moon.

David Duffield@duffster84· 4d

The most delicious cookie on Iberia flight… and the best part… no calories…

A sign from the box the cookie came in:
“Cuenta Aventuras, No Calorias”

David Duffield@duffster84· 8d

Lol, that was literally my You’ve Got Mail sequel idea on Twitter:

An old tweet of mine from 2019:
“Film sequel idea: You've Got Mail 2. Tom & Meg grew apart. Now his chain bookstore is being put out of business by Amazon and she's re-opening her family bookshop in Brooklyn, with artisan coffee on the side. Full name: You've Got Mail: Hipster's Revenge!”

David Duffield@duffster84· 9d

"Addams Family Values" quote with screenshot of Wednesday and her fellow Summer Camp attendee, standing on a pontoon in bathing suits (Wednesday's is black, obviously)
Girl: "I'll be the victim!"
Wednesday: "All your life."

David Duffield@duffster84· 10d

Phwoar... look at London...

England's GCSE results 2025 as a map of England. Only London has the dark shade representing 70%+ results.

David Duffield@duffster84· 10d

Great The Simpsons' quote about this... you know, back in the 90s, when The Simpsons was still good 😂

Homer Simpson saying: "Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact."

David Duffield@duffster84· 16d

David Duffield@duffster84· 17d

For the benefit of those not obsessed with 80s quotes:

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do if it's done properly. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

David Duffield@duffster84· 23d

The only Christmas "Carol" I need to see made this year is this:

A mashup poster from the film "Carol", with Miss Piggy replacing the Cate Blanchett character. Entitled "The Muppets Carol"

David Duffield@duffster84· 27d

To be fair... yesterday England and France had him completely stuffed.

Cookie Monster tweet:
"For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie."

David Duffield@duffster84· Jul 16

30 Rock Meme:
Jack: "The American public doesn't want your elitist, East Coast, alternative, intellectual, left-wing—"
Liz: "Jack, just say 'Jewish.' This is taking forever."

David Duffield@duffster84· Jul 15

John Simpson tweet: "Argentina v England is important way beyond football. If Argentina wins tomorrow night, it’ll put real fire behind the demand for the Falklands. If England wins, that should put the lid on it — for now."

Selina Myers meme:
(Laughing Nervously) What the fuck?

David Duffield@duffster84· Jul 15

This is so uncool. My favourite position when Scots / Welsh / Irish etc hate England is just to be Don Draper.

Don Draper saying "I don't think about you at all."

David Duffield@duffster84· Jul 13

This meme… but when Americans try to quantify temperature:

Damien Owens’ famous tweet:
“I’m 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOGG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’.”

David Duffield@duffster84· Jul 8

What the blimp…?

A Goodyear blimp above my house.

David Duffield@duffster84· Jun 26

Me too... we can go live on the Centrist Melts Island for people who are better communicators than the Starmer Centrist Melts Island.

My results from this quiz say my closest match is Mark Carney with a break down of my scores.

David Duffield@duffster84· Jun 21

“Happy Father’s Day” from the Labour Party… time to throw away your children.

A post from The Labour Party wishing people a Happy Father’s Day, while the image is of a man throwing a child a little too high in the air.

David Duffield@duffster84· Jun 19

A picture of Wally, from "Where's Wally" with his tradition red and white jumper and bobble hat, jeans, brown cane and glasses.

David Duffield@duffster84· Jun 19

Robert Kenyon is an...

Carol Vorderman by the Countdown word game. It reads: "Absolute Failure"

David Duffield@duffster84· Jun 12

10:42pm Copenhagen 👀

Copenhagen at night through the window of a tall building… it’s still light.

David Duffield@duffster84· Jun 12

Me (Irish) to my friend (English) at Copenhagen passport control…

Game of Thrones Daenerys / Missandei meme.
“We’re going to die… at least we’re together” they hold hands.
“Never mind my ride’s here” Daenerys leaves.

David Duffield@duffster84· Jun 6

Just get lost in Meg Foster’s eyes…

Meg Foster as Evil-Lyn in “Masters of the Universe”. Her eyes are famously a shocking blue.

David Duffield@duffster84· Jun 4

🚨🚨 Good joke on Threads… repeat good joke on Threads 🚨🚨

‘mediumsizemeech’ posts: “Can we normalise posting this kind of queer joy???” With Matt Damon and Jude Law on the small boat in their last scene together in ‘The Talented Mr Ripley’ in a more peaceful moment.
A reply from ‘jerrylambertbrooks’ reads: “Oar don’t”

David Duffield@duffster84· May 27

Turned out better for her than the man in The Plague Dogs.

Stills from the animated film The Plague Dogs, where a man with a shotgun finds one of the dogs, bends down to greet the dog, the dog excitedly tries to climb up to the man via the gun and then shoots him in the face. The man covers his face with his hands, blood gushing through his fingers. The dog is left with the dead many and his bloody and and the last image has text: "You still wanna take me home, right?"

David Duffield@duffster84· May 20

YouTube reply: "I love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing!"

David Duffield@duffster84· May 19

The Simpsons meme. Text:
“You’re free from tax audits for you and your children and your children's children… for 3 years”

David Duffield@duffster84· May 19

"Sure Jan" meme with new text "Sure, new radio 2 host"