we just adopted two gay boys

the 22 regions of southern california make your own map at demoose.vercel.app/dougymander or view mine at demoose.vercel.app/dougymander/...

they're always talking a little bit too loud

what is this genre of like, 20 year old boys saying things . I'm not saying it's bad, just like, what is it

homemade carnitas. i used the wrong cut of pork but it still came out ok

evil Brandon Urie be like

i think the USA would be better if there were 300 states and they all had the same population demoose.vercel.app/dougymander/...

AI in a nutshell

I have to get this off my chest. I'm so fucking sick of these cum-brained fucking losers.

look at this cool drawing my friend @noisebird.bsky.social did for my birthday

I commissioned @srirachamander.bsky.social for a drawing of myself and they did a wonderful job. Thank you Monty!

what they be calling tartar sauce in my gay ass country

I'm eating six seven candy

What flavor is your sona?

Nobody: British pubs when you scan their QR code:

you can use a web app i made to gerrymander the whole fucking US if you want demoose.vercel.app/dougymander

100 states. Every state is between 0.98% and 1.01% of the US population.

Would anyone like to redesign the USA and see what the election results would be like? I have a web app for that. I need people to try it out! If you sign up, verify your email, and request early access, I can give you premium features for free. demoose.vercel.app/dougymander

i'm back on my bullshit of dividing the US in to 100 states of equal population again. this time with election data.

a tit just visited my apartment

alright, this took me for ever because i am not a gamer

made a grid for fun on grids.fun

started learning strudel today. it's fun

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tit with peanut