Klaus von Hohenloe

@dungeonnewbs

I am the Dungeon Newb's Guide! I teach and talk about TTRPGS! By day I am a voice actor! You might hear me in video games (Payday 2, Joyville 2, etc...) or on Youtube! He/Him/? and a proud pansexual dynamo! Compassion 1st, BLM, free Palestine, all the good

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Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· 11d

I think I've spent more time tinkering with and getting deep into SO MANY VTTs than most anyone I know. I've sunk hundreds of hours each into Foundry, Roll20, and Alchemy. But god damn if I keep just coming back to Owlbear Rodeo. Just having all the info for everyone is just...so perfect.

A screen cap of an Owlbear Rodeo tabletop. It is covered in notes labelled as Clues, pictures of players and NPCs, character sheets, lore, reference cards, and interesting graphics and drawings. It is truly a glut of information available in once glance.

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· 14d

Don't get me wrong, they were still like...pretty tasty, but biting into a burrito and pulling out a big broccoli floret is weird as shit. I know most menus are built around meats, but it isn't THAT hard to come up with some decent, cheap alternatives that aren't a fucking California veggie medley

A bag of frozen broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots, labeled "California Blend."

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· 26d

Had to step outside to take out the garbage and take care of a couple things for less than a minute, and genuinely I already feel the effects a little (doesn't help I have some minor lingering lung issues). If you're in the smokey areas, be careful. This crap is no joke!

An air quality graphic, showing a current condition of 349, at the highest level, with the description: Health warning of emergency conditions: everyone is more likely to be affected.

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Jul 2

A screenshot of a youtube video from XP to Level 3, just showing the host in front of a microphone with a mech backdrop behind them. The title of the video is "This TTRPG is better than D&D"

A cartoon screencap of Blight (a glowing green man with a visible skeleton) from Batman Beyond, standing in a lab, saying "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Jun 29

We've had Verizon In-Home 5G internet for a couple years now, no complaints. It's been smooth as could be. The last month or two, it has been BAD. Real bad. We look, and oh, hey, there is now a higher-speed tier available for $25 more a month, reaching speeds...we used to just get. HOW CONVENIENT.

A close up of Dennis, from It's Always Sunny, sitting in a living room, staring forward clearly exhausted and furious.

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Jun 6

The more I play Public Access, the more I desperately want to play even more. This is absolutely some of the most fun I've had running a TTRPG, and that is saying something! Seeing my players come up with the story, and then twisting it on them in weird ways is just...[chef's kiss]. 10 outta 10.

The cover of Public Access, showing a analog-looking image of a tall shadowy figuring standing under a street light in a dark road.

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· May 31

I was fully prepared for Mina the Hollower to be a bit challenging, but I was not prepared for just how much of a challenge! But damn if they didn't include an absolute buffet of accessibility options for people to cater their experience however they might like! This image is like 20% of 'em.

The "All Modifiers" menu screen from Mina the Hollower," with options like Auto Jump, No Pit Damage, Infinite Burrow, and so on. The list goes on well past the screen

A mouse in a red jacket with a whip and a castle in the background

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· May 26

Well this was just too perfect not to share 🤣

Two posts on bluesky.
The first, from Luna P, says, "Okay people you are just making up those convention names" and the second, from Chris Hooper, says, "Heading to Chupacabracon this weekend as my first foray into local conventions!"

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· May 12

Don't worry, this is mostly a joke. I mean, I'm not feeling mentally *great* today, but I'm not awful. Sometimes a mood like this is just an opportunity for self-reflection and a reminder to stop and process days of mental backlog. You don't have to be concerned, I just wanted to make a silly. <3

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· May 4

Caught a different song of their that I was obsessing over, but then the internet maybe ruined it... Apparently there's a decent chance Frugit uses AI in their music. Rapid releases, certain aspects of the music fit AI, and then their refusal to address if it's AI when asked except sort of here...

A youtube comment of someone saying "AI could never." and a response from Frugitofficial that says, "Who knows."

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Apr 13

If you are in the Twin Cities and want to connect with a community while playing/learning a new TTRPG, then come to Roll 4 Community! This Friday from 5-8pm at Angel Food Bakery and Coffee Bar in St. Louis Park! Games run by myself and @sheerspec.bsky.social!

A poster for a Roll 4 Community event. The top corner says...
Want to learn how to play some lesser known Tabletop Role-playing Games/ Or maybe just find a community of players to be a part of?
Then the date of Friday, April 17th from 5-8pm at Angel Food Bakery & Coffee Bar, located at 8100 Minnetonka Blvd, St. Louis Park
It indicated that the games being run will be Brindlewood Bay, a Murder Mystery game where you play as elderly women from a book club, and Mothership, a Sci-fi horror game not unlike the Alien franchise.
It states it is free, for ages 18+, and you can either reserve a seat via a QR code, or just show up!
It also says that if you want to help, you can donate to a giftcard at Angel Food register!
Finally, it says if you have questions, email klausvonh@gmail.com, or join the discord at discord.roll4community.com

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Apr 4

Did I spend hours in the @alchemyrpg.bsky.social system builder creating a fully loaded module for an upcoming game of Public Access? Yes. Am I absolutely delighted with the ambience and flow of it all, to the point where I can hardly wait for our first session in a week? Also yes.

A screencap of an Alchemy virtual tabletop scene of an old TV with static on the screen. There are a few test rolls of moves on the chat pannel, a list of 5 moves from the game in the bottom left corner, and the current character is named "HELP" with the subcaption of "You shouldn't have come back" both in distorted text. It also lists Klaus as the GM and the player as HELP

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Mar 18

My ship looks like a flying brick, but I love it. I am not considering turning it into a flying 3 story building. Because I FUCKING CAN AW YEEAAAAHHHHHHH

A block-style video game image of a pretty ugly wooden airship flying over some hills

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Mar 16

Yep! There are a few books that will use the same characters that are...pseudo-sequels, but still work great as stand-alone books. Funny, clever, and just a fun take on fantasy. Death is actually one of, if not the, most recurring (side) characters in the entire series, and is always a delight.

An image of death petting a cat, with the text...

"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"...

Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually. "CATS ARE NICE."

by Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Mar 16

Immediately made me think of one of my all-time favorite Discworld moments/quotes...

A comic strip depicting a scene from Terry Pratchett's Hogfather, with Death in a Santa Claus-life outfit, having given a little girl a sword. The Mom yells "You can't give her that. It's not safe!"
In the next panel Death replies, "IT'S A SWORD. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE."
In the next panel, the store manager says, "She's a Child!" to which Death says, "IT'S EDUCATIONAL." The store manager says, "What is she cuts herself?"
The last panel is a close us of Death saying, "THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON."

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Mar 5

Outrage content is exhausting. "Ooo, can you believe we posted this? Are you replying with how silly an article this is? Oh nooo, please, stop all the engagement." Just walk away. Ignore them. They want you to think it is dumb. They love that you hate it. They are *desperate* for you to hate it.

A bluesky post from IGN saying "Crimson Desert's Fast Forward button lets you speed through dialogue, sparking a debate among fans," with an image of the game which looks like a bog-standard medieval city.

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Feb 4

That moment you know a mandarin is going to be amazing.

A peeled mandarin next to the peel which is all in one continuous strip.

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Jan 26

I will always attempt a little patience and compassion, but I have to admit, even I'm getting worn down with this. I know, I should just ignore the comment and move on. I just can't help but hope it maybe, maybe reaches someone. Probably not, but I'll still try. Do NOT harass this person, please!

A youtube comment saying: "I'm disappointed by this video. The type of people they're capturing are repeat offenders and people who've caused physical damage other than just crossing a border. If a family is separated that father is more than likely to be extremely abusive, not to mention we've seen the biggest drop in murder rates in a long time in 2025."

The reply from Klaus says, "If you can see everything that is happening in my state, and actually see how awful and unconstitutional this occupation is, and still support it, then I'm afraid we're both disappointed. I have had friends harassed, seen videos of an execution, and heard constant misinformation from the white house. I would recommend you look deeper into what you've heard, double check sources, and hopefully you'll understand why we here in Minnesota (and many people across the country) are scared and angry. Looking at just one figure, like murder rates, isn't giving a complete picture.

Do not feel a need to reply to this, as I don't plan to engage further. I don't mean any disrespect, I am just so tired. Know that I do what I do for what I believe would be a better country for all in it, and I wish you and yours well."

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Jan 23

When I renovated a room in my basement to be my studio, I knew it would be a little chilly down here in the winter. But holy shit the cement floor is cold when it feels like -40F outside. Even with my house shoes and socks on, my feet are COLD. Send more space heaters.

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Jan 21

Not gonna lie, I only gave this like a 20% chance of working, and with just two Oreo Thins I did have to add just a pinch of sugar... That said, it's pretty damn good 😅

Hot cocoa in a green mug, made out of Irish cream Oreo Thins

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Jan 21

My lactose intolerant ass making mistakes at 9:16pm

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Jan 21

I'll report back

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Jan 16

When I say I genuinely love the old Street Fighter movie, it is 90% because of Raul Julia, for his awesome performance, dedication, and passion. An absolute treasure.

Raul Julia's son, an adult, standing in a closet, crying and holding the M. Bison costume his father wore in Street Fighter. At the bottom is text reading "Raul Julia's son preserved the M. Bison Costume honoring a final role his father performed for his children while fighting cancer."

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Jan 12

I see videos of people's TTRPG rooms with huge tables, and I kinda laugh, because I would never want that. See, most of the games I play don't require a tabletop. In fact, my ideal set up would be a huge u-shaped sectional. Keep your huge tables and battlemaps, my dream TTRPG room has one of these!

A fancy image of a huge, wrap-around grey sectional couch with lots of extra sections for lounging and laying down, all in a very magazine-cover living room.

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Jan 8

Remove the colon after "BREAKING" and I think you have a more accurate title. Can hardly wait to see how poorly they can make it run.

A screencap of a facebook post that says "BREAKING: A Fallout: New Vegas remaster is now in development at Bethesda" and a picture of new vegas with text saying the same

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Dec 30

Well, since I'm seeing this, here is the correct answer. And if I see one "MINNESOTA TOO COLD" comment, know that my eyes will roll right out of my fuckin' head.

A map of the US labelled living preferences, where Minnesota is teh only "Absolutely" answer.

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Dec 29

I know it would be...stupidly expensive and not worth it, but once upon a time I dreamed of having a bluray Jukebox that could hold and play all the discs and would like...rotate through and display the jackets. Maybe just a digital display, so you could load it with digital files as well. I dunno

A close up of a Crosley jukebox, with a panel displaying music choices, the top holding discs, and the rest is that classic, retro jukebox style

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Dec 15

Me: "Designing a quick logo for this community TTRPG project should be easy. I've learned a thing or two over the years." The Logo, after an hour of work:

An image of the meme Sanic, which is a pretty bad drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog done in MSPaint.

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Dec 1

Today had been a much, much needed rest day, where the most difficult thing I've done is bake a simple boule de campagne. This? This is healing.

Klaus von Hohenloe@dungeonnewbs· Nov 24

I worked at a bakery/deli, and when I see pullmans I think of sandwich loafs. For those not in the know, a sandwich loaf is... a cake, but it's bread with different sandwich slops (chicken salad, ham salad, etc) in between, and cream cheese for frosting. It's horrifying...but good...but awful.