Dustin Quillen

@dustinquillen

Three-time heavyweight champion of quitting social media. Mouthy.

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Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· 15h

Gimme blue cat man Beast desperately trying to reassemble a shattered Emma Frost

Beast from Morrison’s New X-Men stands in front of a table topped with millions of jagged hunks of diamond in the vague shape of a woman. He says to himself, “Part 1700065… section of right index and ring fingers… This is insane, Hank.”

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· 5d

Drag performer Tandi Iman Dupree, dressed as Wonder Woman, executes an unbelievable drop from the ceiling into the splits

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· 6d

Chance card from Monopoly. It features a cop dragging the Monopoly guy by his ankles and reads “GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200.”

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· 6d

Oh no. Oh no no no no no. I don’t think you can do that, brother

Sign at HuHot Mongolian Grill advertising August 19th as Dress Like HuHot Day, a celebration wherein anyone who shows up in a “HuHot costume” will receive a free meal. Pictured are some people dressed as food and then several more seemingly in costume as… as Mongolians?

I just don’t think you can do that?

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· 15d

My hound mix. Her name is Moxie. She’s a black and white spotted mess

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· 23d

Getting this started as a new groundhog-sees-his-shadow sort of superstition: the quality of the next Spider-Man film is proportional to how much the actor portraying him freaks out on Hot Ones

New York article titled Tom Holland Pukes During ‘Hot Ones’ Interview

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jul 13

He’s called the Condiment King because of his guns, which fire ketchup and mustard rather than bullets

Screenrant article titled “After 85 Years, DC Reveals Real Meaning Of Iconic Batman Villain’s Name”

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jul 11

Spotted a wee stowaway hiding in my lemon tree. So sneaky!

A robin fledgling chilling on a branch in my lemon tree

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jul 8

Scene from Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining where Shelley Duvall’s character approaches her husband’s manuscript

Another screenshot from nightmare poster lady

Shelley Duvall begins to lose her shit as she realizes every page of her husband’s manuscript is just the same sentence repeating endlessly for countless pages

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jul 2

That photo of Quan Chi drinking a Diet Pepsi from the making of Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jul 2

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jun 30

It’s cool how he capitalizes nouns the way Nintendo will highlight important words in a Legend of Zelda game

Screenshot from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the 3DS. It is an image of the Great Deku Tree speaking to Navi the fairy. He is saying, “Oh, Navi the fairy… Listen to my words, the words of the Deku Tree…”

The words “Navi the fairy” are highlighted in blue while “Deku Tree” is red

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jun 30

“If I pull that off will you die?” “It would be extremely painful…” “You’re a big guy.” “…for you.”

French bulldog wearing a basket muzzle that make them look more than a little bit like the Batman villain Bane.

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jun 29

Krem’s heinous acts build him into an almost mythological figure in the book, but, crucially, he’s just Some Dude at the end of the day — soft and pathetic when his life is on the line. But the movie needs shortcuts. So he’s a rapist monster man with red eyes and body mods. DO YOU GET THAT HE’S BAD?

Krem of the Yellow Hills encounters Supergirl for the first time in Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow by Tom King and Bilquis Evely. Supergirl has three arrows sticking out of her blood-soaked chest and Krem looks like he’s about to shit himself

Krem in the Supergirl movie has demonic eyeballs and a bunch of metal shit sticking out of his face

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jun 27

Photo of my nightmare of a desk with all the internals of an Xbox 360 strewn about. Also pictured: some Animal Crossing Legos, PSP, Vita, Game Boy Advance, original Xbox, Dreamcast, PSTV, a Wii U Pro Controller, a package of weed chocolate, and a 52-inch television. I really, really need to tidy up.

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jun 27

For me it is this specific line read and the accompanying spherical explosion. We didn’t know how good we had it (Remake still rules, though)

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jun 26

Sometimes you gotta give a comic book cover the old Shaq taco neck to see what’s really going on

It’s a screenshot from an old Taco Bell commercial where a newscaster is discussing NBA superstar Shaquille O’Neal’s debilitating medical condition: taco neck. A photo within the broadcast shows Shaq with his neck angled sharply to the side

It’s the cover to that issue of Flash from the quoted post, only it’s been rotated 90 degrees. From this angle it would appear that the Speed Demon and Flash are going at it missionary style. Both have looks of pure ecstasy on their faces

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jun 25

Name a film with a title that is a full sentence

It’s the movie poster for the classic Tom Green motion picture Freddy Got Fingered

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jun 24

In my head this is like a Typing of the Dead scenario where you’re doing Brain Age stuff in order to reel in fish. Also all the fish have Dr. Kawashima’s face

It’s the polygonal head of Dr. Ryuta Kawashima from Nintendo’s Brain Age games

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jun 23

BREAKING: Containment Unit Constructs Dome-Shaped Sarcophagus Over Glowing Reflecting Pool

It’s a photo of the New Safe Confinement dome over the Chernobyl nuclear disaster site

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jun 22

Sometimes you just gotta ride in the back of a Jeep while a man with a skull face named Skull Face talks at you for 15 uninterrupted minutes. The medium is still young and DEMANDING

It’s that part from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain where you ride in a Jeep while Skull Face says… some stuff? I honestly don’t remember any of it, other than it was A LOT.

Dustin Quillen@dustinquillen· Jun 22

I would agree that most games (and films) are not all that cinematically interesting. In the case of God of War I reckon part of that stems from games being massive endeavors on a scale beyond any movie. The old razzle dazzle just isn’t going to be prioritized in a lot of 85-hour action games.