Fucked around and made some delightful lychee mojitos. Ask me about my specific mint technique that I insist is the best!

ruling needed

Truly one of mankind's finest beverage achievements. I like having it in a glass next to me so I can enjoy the aroma (banana, pineapple, vanilla, clove, black pepper, gasoline)

here's a fun phrase to say aloud

Costco has elite frozen treat game rn, I eat like two of these a day

no it's mine

Everyone hates this, except for everyone who loves everything any Republican does! Extremely normal behavior.

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BEEF PIZZLE.

YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? (writes misspelled rant email threatening to call ICE on foreign diplomats)

An underrated factor in choosing a gym is how many huge lights are shining in my eyes when I'm lying on a bench