L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender

@dynamola

👇🏼🐇🕳️ No bigotry of any kind MinorsDoNotInteract🔞 38, Actor, Cunning Linguist, Chronnoisseur🌬️🍃, Medium-Rare🏔️♂️🥩, He/Him #ACAB #TransRightsAreHumanRights #RacismIsADelusion

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L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· 9d

youtu.be/t50isShDNwI?... PSA Belated SW and Girlfriend day yesterday #LearnToPlease #Gnosis #Clitoris #NSFW #Squirting #DoctorsOrders #FemaleOrgasm

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Apr 28

I think I have a #PraiseKink whereas I don't want you to call me #Daddy you will call me #Father #NSFW Celibacy? Having #Nun of that 😈

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Apr 19

In honor of this solemn weekend, I do what I do every year: Blaspheme Happy Zombie Jesus Day WWJD Show us your titties

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Apr 14

What A Beautiful Fucking Day Nothing Beats this Shit Look at that Fucking Flower Shit it's Good to be Alive #FalseKnees

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Mar 31

When I'm just trying to gork it and #OnlyFans don't trust me cause I keep screwing up the captcha

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Mar 29

Sergeant Grumbles Fucked up on the sweet stuff, bears the guilt of betraying his comrades. Not lion over here, this is the most tragic battle of that war...war never changes #PerryBibleFellowship

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Mar 28

When you're right you're right Babe ;)

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Mar 25

An actor who makes any movie better? Mine: #BrendanGleeson #InBruges is a laugh riot starring alongside #ThePenguin, plus #Voldemort is great as #TheHeavy #filmsky 📽🎥🎬🎞

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Mar 23

If you see this post, do it 💜 Pronouns: He/Him Height: 5’11 Shoe: 11 Zodiac: Libra Smoke: about an ounce every 10 days Tattoos: 1 but 2 planned Piercings: nun Fav drink: Ice Cold Water to hydrate, Black Earl Grey to wake up, a Nice Merlot paired with my steak, and a Godfather as a digestif

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Mar 21

Thank #Goddess it is #FreckleFriday because Oh you are just a treat

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Mar 12

Read it right to left

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Mar 6

SebastiAn Mix -Tracklist in Alt text #HardElectro #EdBangerRecords #SebastiAn youtu.be/gwqc20pRM9w?...

00:00 UniBe@t - 118 (intro)
00:24 SebastiAn - Motor (Neus remix)
02:30 Krzysztof Penderecki - Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima
02:42 Klaus Nomi - Overture
03:29 Mylo - Paris Four Hundred (SebastiAn remix)
05:55 SebastiAn - Ross Ross Ross
08:33 SebastiAn - Greel
10:20 Revl9n - Walking Machine (SebastiAn remix)
11:08 Scissor Sisters - I Dont Feel Like Dancin (Teenage Bad Girl remix)
13:36 SebastiAn - Smoking Kills
14:38 SebastiAn - Tough Games (Holocron remix)
16:37 SebastiAn - Untitled
18:40 SebastiAn feat. MIA - CTFO (DMX Krew remix)
19:41 Mr.Oizo - Being Flat
22:11 SebastiAn - Motor (Our Time remix)
22:30 Scenario Rock - Both Gotta Move On (SebastiAn remix)
24:57 Mr.Oizo - Hidolls
27:14 Zongamin - Double Dostiev
28:06 Editors - Camera (SebastiAn remix)
29:05 SebastiAn - Retro
30:46 Daft Punk - Human After All (SebastiAn remix)
34:19 Revolte - Guess What
36:54 SebastiAn - Walkman (12" vinyl version)
38:40 Uffie - Pop The Glock (SebastiAn remix)
40:33 Mr.Oizo - Nazis(Justice remix)
42:25 Annie - Happy Without You (SebastiAn remix)
44:03 Klaxons - Golden Skans To Interzone (So Me remix)
45:21 Shesus - Debbies Shoes (SebastiAn remix)
46:00 SebastiAn - Fried
48:18 SebastiAn - Jack Wire
50:05 Dronny Darko - Black Arts
51:20 Soul Machine - Justice Pipe Organ Medley
52:15 Justice - Genesis (Nazar remix)

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Mar 1

My Fascist Punching Gorkinators

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 28

If you see this post a #photo of the #sunset that you made

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 28

Who loves to taste that honey?! This guy 👇

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 21

The Abyss in four parts

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 20

🧵

A few weeks later I was able to get into a specialist that reattached my tendon and casted me up good. Bonus funny anecdote is because my middle finger had to be erect whilst my tendon healed, and I worked as a server at a fancy restaurant where I was constantly giving patrons the finger with management forced to let it go because labor laws.

In summation I wonder if I really did die and this is just the collapse of that reality into this one where I didn't die. It really seems like I should have died but hell that wasn't the first punk that tried to end me, and it wasn't the last. Praise the Goddess of Fortune - Audentes Fortuna iuvat

- L.A. Dynamo

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 18

Nice, this to me is the most "actor" thing you can say, specifically the most "Method Actor" thing to say. IMO the greatest of the greats are method actors that draw upon real lived experiences to bring their characters alive. You bring your characters to life because they are the real you 👏 Bravo

My all time favorite is Daniel Day-Lewis for "In The Name of The Father", There Will Be Blood, and Gangs of New York but he's just phenomenal whenever he does a film.

Natalie Portman was astounding in Black Swan and being a child star she avoided that curse very well. She has a degree from Harvard too.

Gary Oldman is also a favorite from Harry Potter, to Batman, to The Fifth Element. So many great roles that inevitably make the film better. Excellent supporting actor.

Marlon Brando, which I'm ashamed to say I haven't seen as many of his films as I should. I've frequently been told I have young Marlon Brando good looks but hey maybe that was just some very pleasant smoke up my ass.

Plenty of others and more than this list as well.

Gotta watch for getting too attached to a role, or so the legends go...

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 17

No pets, got memes though

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 16

Dating Neurospicy people tips

Dating someone who is "neurospicy" means dating someone who is neurodivergent, likely experiencing a mix of intense emotions, unique perspectives, and potentially unconventional ways of processing information, which can lead to a vibrant and passionate relationship but may also require extra understanding and communication to navigate potential challenges
Key points to remember when dating someone neurospicy
Open communication is crucial
Clearly discuss your needs, boundaries, and how you prefer to communicate to avoid misunderstandings
Embrace their differences
Appreciate their unique perspective and way of thinking, which can bring a fresh outlook to situations
Practice patience
Understand that processing information or social cues may take them longer, so be patient and avoid rushing them
Validate their feelings
Actively listen and acknowledge their emotions, even if you don't always understand them
Be flexible
Adapt to their needs and preferences, which may vary depending on the situation
Educate yourself
Learn about neurodiversity and the specific challenges your partner might face
Potential challenges in a neurospicy relationship
Sensory overload
Some neurodivergent individuals might experience sensory overload in certain environments, so be mindful of their triggers.
Misinterpreting social cues
They might struggle with reading body language or understanding subtle social cues
Intense emotions
Their emotional responses might be more pronounced, requiring careful navigation during disagreements
Communication barriers
Sometimes, expressing their thoughts and feelings might be challenging, requiring clear and direct communication
Positive aspects of dating someone neurospicy
Passionate and creative: Their unique perspective can lead to deep connections and a vibrant relationship.
Authenticity: Neurodivergent individuals tend to be very open and honest about who they are.
Loyal and dedicated: They often form strong bonds and are committed to their partners.

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 12

When you have an invisible illness:

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 10

Reported

They are harassing the original poster with vicious attacks. Especially given the context of the original poster saying they do not tolerate bigotry then this reply telling her to shut up and then using a slur. Not cool and there should be something done to protect users. Thank you for your time.

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 9

Are we Ready For Some FOOTBALL!!! Let's go Try to score some points and win that SuperCup! Go Team! #Football #SuperBowl #SundayIsForFunDay

I actually used to play 🏈 I was the Best Tight End on any field and fast for my height, then I took some assholes to the knee and it's just another story of how Football cannibalizes it's devotees with its barbarism.
It was still the best time of my life and the funnest way to get concussions.

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 6

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L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 3

Perry Bible Fellowship

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 3

Perry Bible Fellowship

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 3

Perry Bible Fellowship

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 3

Noticed I hit 1.5k a little bit ago and now I'm at 1.6k, I wanna thank my followers I wouldn't be here without you and especially all the bots since y'know there's so many of you

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 3

Masochism and Odaxelagnia

L.A. Dynamo - Pretentious Bartender@dynamola· Feb 3

Gnosis