Two days ago I dropped one of these. It shattered and spilled on my now very clean living room/kitchen floors. :)

Me at 20: I wanna die I’ll be dead before I’m 30 Me at 30: I’m growing tomatoes and reading a lot of fun information about tomatoes. I have this heirloom variety going called Cherokee Purple and am really blown away by the flavor. Apparently heirloom varietals have a gene not present in red comme-

Make an exception for him?

The sleeve of pickle brine promises to refresh and rehydrate… but I’m not so sure.

Heehoo bambamramfan.github.io/ai-compass/

I was fascinated and a bit alarmed by the grocery clerk who held up one of these and earnestly asked if it was garlic or ginger. He needed to know this to ring the thing up. I have so many questions…

Shit. Fuck. I’m gonna need you all to ALSO approach rich people for me on this

Asking every wealthy-looking person I see if I can please have some money for my Dine with Richard Kind fund…

Saw this pile of bananas on a sidewalk nowhere near a place that sells/cooks with them…?

There’s an essay living in my heart

Have you tried these yet? Something about cranberry just makes UTs less hospitable for the bacteria. Cranberry juice also works but it has to be fully cranberry and not like a Welch’s blend that has apple juice too

I’m sobbing to A Whiter Shade of Pale while thinking about my mom’s horse that passed away at 32 today. He’s been around since before the day I was born and now he’s just… gone. :( At least I know Heaven gained what may be its grumpiest angel.

Keep an eye out, it’s perhaps Worcester’s finest contribution to cuisine… ever

Nvidia this, crypto that… Pathetic. You’ll never achieve my power.

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Long-haired orange cat gang

These strawberry lemonade looking fellas and their industrious bees brightened my day.

Fungus from my last couple jaunts in the woods. #fungifriends

My mom rescued and adopted this pony from a horse slaughter truck that was going to Mexico. She has more inherent worth than every billionaire on earth combined.

I actually got enough class action money from Mark Fucklerberg to buy myself a nice dinner. Signed onto this suit in 2022 expecting nothing, or maybe a couple bucks.

I saw some hooves 😄

Hi, I’m transgender and I’m actually very friendly and kind. Here is my cat.

Gonna ask my manager if I can have tomorrow off as a reward for getting my first “Reverse Rainbow” with no mistakes in Connections

Will we have to decapitate Stop and Shop Marty during the AI wars? And where exactly does his body end and head start?

She commits as many as six thought crimes per minute.

@billshaner.bsky.social Newish reader, first time caller: I appreciate your reporting on the election and wanted to thank you for doing the work. I feel like it’s filling an information accessibility void. Public service. Also this appeared on Wplace right next to my orange cat and I love it.

Alpacas are dazzling and now is the time to say so!

The way these leaves grow in is so cool! No idea what the plant is. 😄