Ed. Floden (@edfloden) · DIRTY

Ed. Floden

@edfloden

Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first. Field agent in the Department of Extraterrestrial Intelligence. Rebel scum. Praise Bob! Thunderbirds are GO!

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Ed. Floden@edfloden· 19d

Damn ads are everywhere.

The fortune in the cookie: "You are being guided away from unseen risk." Below that, your lucky numbers 8. 28, 30. 36, 46, 48.

The ad on the other side of the fortune: "Some cookies tell your fortune. Others track it. Protect yourself for $2.49/mo." To the right of that text is a QR code.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· 21d

"The Flying Grandpa", this fall on NBC!

Man in mid-air, having been struck by a bison.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· 22d

"Can garbage stickers, leaf-vacuuming continue in McHenry? All up in airr as contract due to expire. City wonders if sucking should continue."

Ed. Floden@edfloden· 24d

Unfortunately, *this* is a real store. "Trump and Truth Store" in Crystal Lake, Illinois. It moved to here from Huntley, Illinois because it violated zoning codes in Huntley.

Trump and Truth Store in Crystal Lake, Illinois. 829 S Virginia Road.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· 24d

One! One sperm! Two! Two sperm! Three! Three sperm! Ahahahahaha!

Count von Count of Sesame Street. He's a parody of Count Dracula.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· 24d

Ed. Floden@edfloden· 26d

Well, that does avoid Daylight Stupid Time. imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time_...

Panel 1: A man behind a lectern (it's NOT a podium) says "We all hate springing forward, but we love falling back."

Panel 2: The man addresses an audience of three people. "Therefore, we are abolishing the *Spring* time change *only*.

Panel 3: Close-up on the man. An audience member asks "Won't that cause the clocks to spiral out of sync with the Sun?" The man replies, emphasizing his remarks with a raised fist, "THEN WE WILL MEET THE CHAOS CLEAR-EYED AND WELL-RESTED!"

Ed. Floden@edfloden· 27d

What heavy equipment do *you* use to change your clocks twice each year?

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
Big Vote today (48-1!) in the Energy and Commerce Committee
on a Bill including The Sunshine Protection Act, which will be
making Daylight Saving Time Permanent! This is so important in
that Hundreds of Millions of Dollars are spent every year by
people, Cities, and States, being forced to change their Clocks.
Many of these Clocks are located in Towers, and the cost of
renting, or using, Heavy Equipment to do this twice a year is
prohibitive! The House will be attaching The Sunshine Protection
Act to "The Highway Bill." Great work by Troy Nehls, and all of the
Members who voted, as well, for Railway Safety. I am going to
work very hard to see The Sunshine Protection Act signed into
Law. It's time that people can stop worrying about the "Clock,"
not to mention all of the work and money that is spent on this
ridiculous, twice yearly production. It will also be a very nice WIN
for the Republican Party. Take it! We are going with the far more
popular alternative, Saving Daylight, which gives you a longer,
brighter Day — And who can be against that — This is an easy
one! Thank you to everyone who supported this important Bill,
and especially Chairman Brett Guthrie and Vern Buchanan.
President DONALD J. TRUMP
5.38k ReTruths 20.4k Likes
May 21, 2026, 5:53 PM

Ed. Floden@edfloden· 29d

If you want to play with Lead and Mercury, then hang out with the Metal Men. Although Platinum is the cute one.

The Metal Men: (left to right) Lead, Platinum (Tina), Gold, Mercury, and Iron.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 12

A screen capture of "TruthBomb with Firecracker" from the television series "The Boys". Firecracker is a woman who is wearing a ammunition belt over her left shoulder, and displaying chest cleavage.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 11

The sign of the horns: first and fourth fingers are extended, and middle fingers and thumb are curled into the palm of the hand.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 11

Auric Airlines, 1963.

Auric Goldfinger being sucked out of a broken window in his Learjet, in the movie "Goldfinger".

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 11

A friend to beans everywhere.

A can of Slap Ya Mama Cajun Seasoning. Yellow and red label, with the product name in green.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 10

Doctor Victor von Frankenstein (pronounced fronk-en-steen) responding to his reanimation of dead tissue. "It's Alive!" he cries.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 10

Trump should consider the modern buckling column for the North Portico of the White House.

A buckled steel column in a building in New York City.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 10

Huh. I always thought that bubonic plague was spread by mechanical owls.

Bubo, a mechanical owl, in the movie "Clash of the Titans".

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 9

V.I.N.CENT? Is that you?

V.I.N.CENT the robot in the movie "The Black Hole". That's Ernest Borgnine on the right.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 9

I've seen the painting.

"Nude Descending a Staircase", by Marcel Duchamp, 1912.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 7

5. Per (1953)

Cover of the DVD for the television series "Topper", showing Leo G. Carroll, Ann Jeffreys, and Robert Sterling.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 4

Double Cola!

A 12-ounce glass bottle of Double Cola.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 4

When in doubt, read the instructions.

The first page of the Constitution of the United States.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 3

WARNING: this $100 bill is COUNTERFEIT. Report them immediately to your local police.

A Federal Reserve Note for $100 dollars, with the signature of Donald J. Trump in the lower left corner.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 3

Woman eating popcorn

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 3

Remember when you had to watch Knight Rider to see an instrument panel like this?

Ferrari 12-Cylinder Manual

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 3

Every skin tone, my ass.

Bruce Banner as the Hulk, and Jessica Walters as She-Hulk. They have green skin.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 3

That's "Freeedom". You missed an "e".

"Event postponed' sign at the "Great" American State Fair. The word "freedom" is misspelled as "freeedom".

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 3

I'm imaging a group of Trumps, all pointing to each other; much like that Spider-Man meme.

Two Spider-Mans, pointing at each other. From the animated series.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jul 1

Data center.

Data of "Star Trek: The Next Generation", with the back of his head open and a cable connected to a circuit board.

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jun 27

I'm so old, that I remember when breakfast cereals had "Sugar" in their names, and were proud of it.

A box of Post Super Sugar Crisp. A cartoon Sugar Bear is holding the text; he is wearing a shirt which says "Vitaman Powered". And advertised on the front of the box is "Free on this box: The Archies Full Fidelity Record".

Ed. Floden@edfloden· Jun 25

If the Cybertruck were a monument.

A scaled-down model of Trump's ego-massaging arch at the Great American State Fair. Its archway frames the Capitol building in the distance; two American chickens sit atop the arch; and a fiery angel of democracy destruction is perched in the center.