Effing ❄️🌼
@effingunicorns
Purveyor of fandom bullshit and classically trained internet hipster. I won't contribute to your growth hacking but I will give you directions to the castle. she/her avatar:
I looked at the three dot menu on images here now that it's not right in the top middle anymore, and they actually let you download images directly as a jpg/the original format now. it's the little things...
let me change colors. let me change fonts. let me set backgrounds. stop bugging me about gifs!
have you looked at Vulgarlang? it's really neat, this is some of the vocab it gave me for one language (I plan to refer to fertilizer as the dip henceforth)
early June meds pickup: person parked next to the good pharmacy pickup spot was obnoxiously close to the line, but still in their spot early July meds pickup: person next to the good pickup spot was over the line, so I parked in the other spot this week's meds pickup:
not to be all "I knew my petty hate was a sign of massive evil", but their Everything Avocado salad is the embodiment of white people trying to prove they know how to season food by doing it entirely wrong (sorry to whoever likes everything avocado salads)
we're still on schedule, by the way. google's really taken microsoft's philosophy of not taking no for an answer to heart
but on the other hand: glow-in-the-dark skeleton candle holder and color-changing projector potion nightlight!
Bath & Body Works is testing me this year!! I only ordered one but I had to save like half the new Wallflower plugs for later just in case (this is your warning that the stores at the head of every season creep are listing their first round of Halloween goodies)
at long last the prophecy has been fulfilled (my preorder has a shipping label)
the picture's crap but this four-toothed mason wasp joined us for Father's Day dinner today, by which I mean it kept pacing the window behind us trying to get out. my mom finally escorted it outside via plastic cup as we were leaving.
I found out last night that Obsidian has plug-ins that let you set banners at the top of notes, so now on the rare occasion I have a crossover fic idea this is what's going to be at the top
anyway, this shit's gonna be here Monday Monday Monday, I hope it fills the void!
some people are recommending Kagi as a search alternative, but its news page is very proud about using AI to combine different outlets' articles on a topic into an authoritative slurry, so I personally wouldn't bother news.kagi.com/about
Crunchyroll this is not ending how you think it does. did you ever even figure out how to keep it logged in for a full week?
the world if Universal had stuck with Dracula Untold instead of paying Tom Cruise to steal from an old woman or whatever happened in that movie
wait, is the "making DMs public" thing about the LinkedIn post? people are allowed to post their own DMs that you happened to participate in! this isn't "state law says you need both parties' consent to record a conversation", it's the internet! your posts here were public!
hey gang is it doxxing to share posts made on the website that says "Note: Bluesky is an open and public network" on their privacy settings page? go make your company's About page, dude bsky.app/profile/micr... for a direct block, or sub to @labeler.blackwall.gg who should be getting to it soon
imagine my surprise when dragging everything into a top-level for visibility results in increased visibility
also the header image in full, just for reference, and a handy direct link for blocking: bsky.app/profile/micr... artists especially take note, since more than half his marketing strategy right now seems to be replying to comic and art posts with a single emoji