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Happy husband of 1. Proud papa of 3. I speak fluent typo and I swear like a sailor. Political shitposting is a bonus. It’s 5 AM somewhere 🍳🥓
Good Monday to you, Foxy. I always associate watermelon with jolly rancher. Have a great day!
A king and a queen walk into a bar. The bartender says ‘Sorry I can’t serve you. You’re not 21’.
Good morning, Foxy. Not sure why, but your post reminds me of looking through old Sears catalogs at my grandmothers house where you could order cars and even houses out of it. The original QVC!
I get it. I try to be all inclusive with my food!😂 Do you remember when Heinz came out with green and purple ketchup?🤢
For some fucking reason, you guys think he’s the shit. He’s a fucking asshole. I never interacted with this ahole. I’ve gone quiet for a while, I’m trying to come back, but here is a reason that I went quiet. He posted shit with no reason or evidence fuck PsychoPete. Please block this motherfucker.
While you’re at it, block this fucking fuck, too. This has zero merit. If I have done what she accuses me of, please post it publicly. I have nothing to hide. Dcombes and psychopete sought to trash me with nothing to back it up. Fuck them.
More from asshole psychopete who doesn’t know me at all. Who makes shit up about me and pats himself on the back for being a savior. He’s an asshole. Block his ass. Fuck this fucking fuck.
Y’all think psychopete is some kind of hero. He posts this about me and doesn’t even know me. We never had any interaction ever. We were mutual follows, but he’s just an asshole. Nothing in these posts is true.
Happy Sunday everybody! And for those in the US, hope you can survive losing your hour!💙💙
Hope y’all have a great weekend! We’re replacing our broken air conditioner just in time for spring. Whee!
And please block psychopete. I don’t even know this guy, but he feels like he can throw this kind of accusation around with absolutely no truth behind it. Nothing in this post is true.
Happy Monday, everyone! Daily Eggz yolk, please leave a joke of your own! It's almost October 31, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house are now Halloween decorations. (And the candy is over a year old, I have become my grandmother…🤦🏻♂️)
Good morning to everyone, and happy Sunday! Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own! Today, a line from my last will and testament: And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
Happy Saturday!! Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell. When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras. There's too much sax and violins.
Good Thursday morning, everyone! Slowly inching toward the weekend! Daily Eggz yolk, a visual today. Please leave your own and chat!
My deep blue 80 year old parents today in totally red conservative South Carolina Low Country!!💙💙💙💙💙
Good Thursday everyone! Daily Eggz yolk The first rule of cleaning while listening to music: The toilet brush is never the microphone. Never. 🤮
Exactly one year ago I took this pic of my granddogger, Gigi, at my daughter’s apartment in Manhattan! She’s so cute!!!