Good luck Spain 🇪🇸

Happy Bastille Day

Ok fellow Texans (👎) time to ditch the Hass avocados Check this shit from Dominican Republic

Blue jay in upper right

I’m building an army

This what happens when you don’t show for an All Star game

Guess I’m having texmex for this game

I’m an architectural photographer for 28 years and this is my greatest photo

What is even happening

First time Houston Metro

I think this is a ploy by my mother to get Matthew Mcconaughey over to my parents house 🪘🪘Happy Fathers Day

Any clue whose jersey this is? Was at FanFest yesterday

Heading to fan fest now

Chonky boys #deenz

MAN SOUP!🤪

“Why yes, we ARE both connaisseur of creamy natural peanut butter. Why do you ask?”

“ShitGibbon In Repose”

Dinner was 3 hours ago and play time usually over an hour ago Dramatic bitch

Oh ! Are you watching tv?!

🤔🤪

Truly one of the greatest lines and I’m afraid I’ll be watching the whole thing again @jordanmorris.bsky.social @maximumfun.org

Next to the sidewalk 🌵

Cis gendered straight white man checking in I’d wear the fuck out of this blue coat without the gold buttons

Incorrect sir!

Celebration! Best chicken fried chicken and fried okra in dallas

Party time

🎶Tragedy!🎶