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eigengraulein

@eigengraulein

midwestern transplant in the PNW. mostly seattle municipal gossip, national politics, dog pics and 30 rock references

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eigengraulein@eigengraulein· 5d

it’s me, I’m sickos

“Sickos” meme

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· 6d

the backrooms, by Sears

exterior of an old Sears building, the outline of the signage still faintly visible

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· 19d

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· 22d

drake yes/no meme, with “bringing a gas mask to a protest” as the no option, with “buying an armored vehicle equipped with gas masks and a ramming bumper” as the yes option

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· 29d

a little more DNR than DNA

donald trump, posing with his parents

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Jul 8

I don’t know what I expected

arrested development “I don’t know what I expected” meme

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Jul 1

the “mala” turtle chips are weapons-grade addictive, they may destroy us all

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Jun 14

you’re so close mr. reaper, please keep playing

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Jun 13

who’s good

a brown dog sitting in a lush meadow looks intently at something off-camera

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Jun 13

get your sandals, because a PNW summer will knock your socks off

bucolic pasture under a wide, bright blue sky with Mount Rainier framed by trees in the distance

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Jun 10

“If youre reading this its too late” (Drake album cover)

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Jun 3

idk, they have some big shoes to fill

jd vance and marco rubio wearing the comically large florsheims trump gave them

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Jun 1

kurt vile made the perfect album for long summer evenings (and I appreciate him to the utmost degree)

album cover: philadelphia’s been good to me/kurt vile

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· May 25

the fbi claims they hated everyone equally…but some more equally than others

The document, reviewed by CBS News, opens with an antisemitic diatribe, repeating the phrase, "IT'S THE JEWS." It also calls for a violent race war and references "accelerationism," one of the most violent forms of white supremacist ideology that advocates the destruction of society.

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· May 18

claw every penny back

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· May 13

lol office jodhpurs

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· May 5

he’s been tepid about EVs for *two years* but Ezra lives in 2011

Musk elaborated later on the call: “We should be thought of as an AI robotics company. If you value Tesla as just an auto company — it’s just the wrong framework. If you ask the wrong question, then the right answer is impossible.”

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· May 4

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Apr 28

dogs, man. they’re the best

a golden shorthair dog with a kinked tail, standing in front of greek riot police

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Apr 27

the perfect plan

Classic illustration of saddam hussein’s underground hiding place. the saddam figure is labeled “chudbro oligarchs.”

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Apr 26

okay who told her about perineum sunning

a golden retriever lying on her back, fully, unabashedly splay-legged in a pool of sunshine

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Apr 20

early reviews are in

jair bolsanaro giving a thumbs up from a hospital bed, tubes everywhere

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Apr 12

did nostradamus make this

the “America stabbing itself” meme

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Apr 10

new kurt vile and I appreciate it to the utmost degree

cover of new kurt vile album “philadelphia’s been good to me”

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Mar 28

credit to the photographer for posing greg in a stretched-out tshirt doing the “homer backs into the bushes” meme pose

homer simpson backing into bushes meme

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Mar 27

“it’s the AMA that’s wrong”

Seymour Skinner, deciding it’s the children who are wrong

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Mar 27

good thing they’re wearing their tactical thundershirts

two ICE (pronounced “eees”) agents at an airport. both are wearing tactical vests that make the wearer look like they’re in a front-facing baby carrier or a thundershirt for anxious dogs

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Mar 25

lol I love that quote so much (we named our dog The Bat)

a brown dog playing in the surf. her ears are pointed upwards and she has a short snout, like a bat

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Mar 23

donald trump’s first wife is buried on his golf course

ivana trump’s grave at bedminster golf course

eigengraulein@eigengraulein· Mar 22

the banquet:

Donald Trump gestures to the table of fast food options the White House offered to Clemson Tigers players after winning the national championship.