eilidh

@eilidh

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eilidh@eilidh· 9d

roast me

keys with three keyrings: mio from k-on, silence suzuka from umamusume, and sakura from cardcaptor sakura

eilidh@eilidh· 16d

i think it's fine to call for political violence against fascists

the norman rockwell town hall painting, you know the one

eilidh@eilidh· 29d

oh my god, i looked at the study... what the fuck lmao

Excerpt from a page of the study mentioned. It reads "11 Interviewees based in 8 Academic Institutions" as well as featuring maps of the continents of the world those institutions are based: a map of North America and the Caribbean labelled "North America", a map of South America labelled "Latin America" and, most egregiously, a map of Chinese provincial-level divisions (including their claim over Taiwan) labelled "Middle East".

eilidh@eilidh· Jul 7

THE FUCKING GOLDSMITH GAMBIT

the results of the 2016 Richmond Park by-election: Sarah Olney won 20,510 votes (49.68%, up 30.41 points) for the Lib Dems, beating the incumbent Zac Goldsmith who had 18,638 votes (45.15%, down 13.06 points)

eilidh@eilidh· Jun 28

your precious precious lores!!!!

the character Emily the Strange on a red background

eilidh@eilidh· Jun 22

title card from the show within a show "the scary door" from futurama. the door is open and surrounded and filled by stars in space. the title is in eerily jaunty text within the open door.

eilidh@eilidh· Jun 12

me, aged 16, playing to a crowd of maybe 30 other teenagers: this is fine my brain:

"we are fucking under attack!", the meme referencing free to play games with scantily clad women

eilidh@eilidh· Jun 9

meme of principal skinner saying "am i out of touch?" "no, it's the chromosomes who are wrong"

eilidh@eilidh· Jun 7

jesse from breaking bad crying saying "she can't keep getting away with it!"

eilidh@eilidh· May 23

oh nooooo won't someone please think of their feelings having to see *checks notes* sticky tape and paint

a series of tweets from "Edinburgh and Lothians Feminists" complaining to Edinburgh City Council that someone has put trans flag tape on a lamp post and painted the trans flag on a fence.

eilidh@eilidh· May 22

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

A video from the Guardian's Politics Weekly. The title is "Wes Streeting: 'Andy Burnham doesn't live rent free in my head '"

eilidh@eilidh· May 10

energy sword sunday

cure answer from star detective precure holding the sword conjured in her solo finisher move answer hanamaru sword

eilidh@eilidh· May 9

lol lmao

An excerpt from the Edinburgh and Lothians East regional result from this election. "Independent - Bonnie Prince Bob - 632 - 0.2%"

eilidh@eilidh· May 8

what do you mean by "trans identifying"? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "TRANS IDENTIFYING", LYNSEY??? 🪿🪿🪿

A live news post by BBC Scotland political correspondent Lynsey Bews. The headline reads "Three Greens elected on Edinburgh list including Holyrood's first trans identifying member"

eilidh@eilidh· May 8

"i was saying abolish prisons"

hans moleman from the simpsons saying "i was saying "boo-urns""

eilidh@eilidh· May 8

the "assad must go" meme but with anas sarwar.

panel 1: anas sarwar standing at a podium making a forceful speech with the caption "starmer must go"
panel 2: bashar al-assad with a finger to his ear asking "who must go?"
panel 3: sarwar at today's election count in glasgow, looking glum
panel 4: al-assad laughing

eilidh@eilidh· Apr 23

the average level of discourse on here

eilidh@eilidh· Apr 15

The Calvin and Hobbes "I'll show you something interesting" meme.

Panel 1:
Calvin's dad: "Doing politics? I'll show you something interesting."

Panel 2:
Calvin's dad: "The two types of politics are potholes and brexit. All politics fall into these two categories. Bin collections? Potholes. Gender recognition reform getting blocked? Brexit."
Calvin: "Yeah..."

Panel 3:
Calvin's dad: "NHS? Potholes. Scottish independence? Brexit. Despite people tying immigration to brexit, it's actually potholes."

eilidh@eilidh· Apr 15

is this the welsh lib dems using AI bullshit in their senedd election broadcast? seems like it...

a screenshot of the welsh liberal democrats party election broadcast for the senedd in may. the frame shows the back of a police officer in a high-vis jacket with "police" in white on black on the back and an unreadable north american style police badge on the sleeve. the sillitoe tartan checkerboard pattern on the officer's cap also varies in size and the background is a blurry, rainy mess.

eilidh@eilidh· Apr 13

I'm being pithy but I respect the political views of a lot of the people involved, they just Fell For It Again

a badge reading "FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD"

eilidh@eilidh· Mar 25

a stock image of a graph showing no correlation between values on the x and y axes

eilidh@eilidh· Mar 20

i've been wanting a tattoo for ages so i got one that represents the little shit that i am

my shoulder with a new tattoo - pink, frilly and heart shaped, with a turquoise outline and two smaller purple gradient hearts around the outside, with the word "obnoxious" across the middle in the same purple gradient

eilidh@eilidh· Mar 9

i think the new f1 regulations are pretty good actually

norman rockwell's painting freedom of speech

eilidh@eilidh· Mar 6

Reverend Lovejoy and Marge Simpson discussing the GPEW policy handbook

Lovejoy: Get a caesarean
Marge: But isn't that against policy
Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything is against policy. You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to eat yoghurt

eilidh@eilidh· Mar 4

a letter from Silent Hill 2, amended to read "I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge" using deathgenerator.com by Foone

eilidh@eilidh· Mar 2

so the answer to why the US isn't using the UK bases at Akrotiri and Dhekelia is not "because we oppose their actions" or "because we did not allow them to use the bases", it is "because they are not suitable for their use" with the implication that we would let them if they were...

an excerpt from Hansard today (2nd March 2026):

The Prime Minister:

I assure my hon. Friend that I spoke to the President of Cyprus yesterday, and I am hoping to speak to him again later today. I repeat what I said earlier, because it is important for reasons that he and the House will understand. The bases in Cyprus are not being used and are not going to be used by the US. [Interruption.] I hear the question, "Why not?" The answer is that they are not suitable. It is very important that that is made clear, because the President and I have been discussing that, as my hon. Friend will understand.

eilidh@eilidh· Feb 28

Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"

eilidh@eilidh· Feb 18

homer simpson telling marge that "maybe i'm not getting enough... headphones"

eilidh@eilidh· Jan 28

yooooooo

lilly mothcub's big feelings zine and some of her art, laying on a flowery duvet

eilidh@eilidh· Dec 5

from the article... natasha, my dude, putting aside calling trans women "biological men", that's not how chest feeding works, quit talking if you don't understand what you're talking about (yes, big ask, i know)