Elle

@eilowny

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Born/Fae 🇨🇦 Bides ♀️ She/Her 🏳️‍🌈 Bi/Pan, Demi/Nebula 💍 Married - Zoom 💫 My 'Stang 💕 ♿ Neurospicy Edition; Dyslexic, ADHD, Anxiety, MDD, C-PTSD 🐾 Snep 🐍 Snek 🫰🏻 STAY A may be bad but A'm perfectly guid a' it! 🔞 No minors! MDNI!

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Elle@eilowny· Jun 11

My gorgeous peony has flowered 💗

Picture of pink peonies that have flowered

Elle@eilowny· May 29

Looooooook at my Bleeding Heart plant, it's doing so well 🩷

A smiling woman on the left of the picture wearing a red spaghetti strap top and heart shaped rainbow sunglasses.

On the right of the picture is a bleeding heart plant that has flowered with it's distinct heart shaped flowers

Elle@eilowny· May 14

He made us delicious steak tonight plus did the dishes. The sweetheart left me something for breakfast, a blueberry muffin, some cookies to snack on & a turkey sandwich for my lunch tomorrow. It's been a wild 3 days with him. I'm looking forward spending time with him again, hopefully soon ☺️

Plate with bombay potatoes, salad and a steak.

Elle@eilowny· May 13

Treated to a delicious homemade dinner tonight from a FWB 😏 Caesar Salad Cheese bread Moules marinière I am so spoilt 😍

Picture of a white bowl with cheese bread and a caesar salad.

Picture of a pan with a pseudo Moules marinière

Elle@eilowny· May 5

Om nom nom

A picture of a coffee cup that contains hot white orange chocolate and tuna on an everything bagel from Poppy's bagel

Elle@eilowny· May 4

Ha. Jeez the cropping on this.... At least it's of a good feature of mine 🤣

Woman in teal top and dark denim skirt smiling whilst holding a pink phone

Elle@eilowny· Mar 31

Ok, so, I want to get a tiny tattoo, specifically a semi colon type. I'm debating between these 3 different styles though.......

Picture of semi colon tattoos done in a Celtic style

Picture of a semi colon tattoo but with a star

Picture of a semi colon tattoo but with a heart

Elle@eilowny· Jan 22

🤣

Screenshot of quiz results from wuffs.org/quiz

At the top it says '🎉congratulations 🎉' .

Underneath that are the words; 'You are a: Quiz Fiend Pro Max'

I'm so proud of you, toy. You made it through 30 questions and proved your devotion to my bullshit. 🙂

Towards the bottom of the image are several words in oblong shapes with the following; 💯1, 👑 breakfast glutton, 🍦creamy toy, 👾 creature, 🐕 dogspotter extraordinaire, 🥚 egg, 🍄 fun guy, 🌶️ kinky, 🗂️ orderly, 🏴‍☠️ pirate, 🥔 potato powered, 🪩 pumped up the jam, 🛒 savvy shopper

Elle@eilowny· Jan 16

I saw this the other day there & it got me thinking - Will this be the new 'Sparkle Dog' type thing? Discuss!

Picture of a pink box by a company called huer of Sprinkle Bears - a type of biscuit/cookie

Elle@eilowny· Jan 8

I'd definitely be screwed....🫠

A white background with black text.
There is a white umbrella on a black circle in top left of image.

Next to it are the words 'Very British Problems'
Underneath that @soverybritish

British escape room idea:

You're in a room having a cup of tea as someone's guest.

You have an hour to leave and you're not allowed to say the words "right", "well", "best", "better", "make", "move", "going", or "time".

You are not allowed to slap your thighs.

That's it.

Elle@eilowny· Jan 1

These are from a Rainbow Brite page - some really good resolutions - plus, I love Rainbow Brite 😊 Learn more about Rainbow Brite (titular character) & her friends here: www.angelfire.com/nf/snarsh/rb...

An orange background with different characters from an 80s cartoon character called Rainbow Brite.

Top left: Starlite, Rainbow Brite's unicorn friend - Find magic in everyday.

Top middle: Twink (a sprite friend of Rainbow Brite) - Nurture my heart, body and imagination.

Top right: Rainbow Brite (titular character with Puppy Brite) - Share kindness with everyone I meet.

Middle row left: Lala Orange - Celebrate even the tiniest wins.

Centre of picture: Buddy Blue - Stay open and curious.

Middle row right: Shy Violet - Spend more quality time with (with added in to make grammatical sense as it's omitted in image) my loved ones.

Bottom left: Indigo - Try new hobbies and activities.

Bottom middle: Canary Yellow - Protect my inner light and glow.

Bottom right: Patty O' Green - Spend more time in nature.

Elle@eilowny· Dec 11

Ok do these make me Furry trash? 🤣

A brown leopard print hoodie with white letters that say 'FERAL'

Brown leopard print sweatpants with white letters that say 'FERAL'

Elle@eilowny· Oct 21

Apparently the UK Government officially recognised that Scots is an official language in June of tbis year. It always pissed me off in School (& at home) being told to speak 'properly' aka English. So much was oppressed & taken from us. We should have access to our history & language 😔

A screenshot of a Wikipedia page stating that the 'UK government now accepts Scots as a regional language and has been recognised as such under the European Charter for Regional or Minority Languages.

Notwithstanding the UK government's and the Scottish Executive' s obligations under part II of the European Charter for Regional and Minority Languages, the Scottish Executive recognises and respects Scots (in all its forms) as a distinct language, and does not consider the use of Scots to be an indication of poor competence in English'

Elle@eilowny· Oct 7

I don't want to potentially trigger anyone so I'm only posting a single image of the car's interior as the outside/other damage is VERY triggering to myself. Please DO NOT click on the pic or alt text if car accidents/car damage are potential triggers to you. Label added as graphic media

Interior of a car with driver side and passenger side airbags showing that they deployed.

Various bits of plastic and trim are in the the driver side foot area near pedals.

A damaged and obscured (by myself) License plate surrounded by tiger stripes in on the driver seat.

Not seen in pic is damage to the front driver side of fender and side panel as well as bullseye pattern on windscreen on passenger side (I believe it's too triggering to post for both myself and anyone else that this has ever happened to)

Elle@eilowny· Sep 25

Hallo, this is my Skircle! 💖

Elle@eilowny· Sep 9

Work is going ok, still VERY steep learning curve so I come home exhausted every shift 😴 If I'm quiet, I'm ok just be patient with me as I navigate through everything to come out stronger 🌟 My interactions on all social media are taking a deep hit right now - it will improve with time 💗

Dark purple background with white text.

Text reads: please be patient with me. Sometimes when I'm quiet it's because I need to figure myself out. It's not because I don't want to talk. Sometimes there are no words for my thoughts - (quote by) Kamla Bolanos

Elle@eilowny· Aug 30

Last day at Vicanie's today. Almost 5 years here - although it's been fantastic for my mental health it's also been very challenging as no growth potential. Next week is a new job, new opportunities, a new beginning 😊

Background had lighted up blue bricks.

Foreground has a neon pink speech bubble with text inside.

'Last' is in a light neon blue
'Day!' is in pink neon

Elle@eilowny· Aug 25

At Kawartha Dairy. Om nom nom. Zoom had Choc chip cookie dough with Pralines and Cream I had Maple Walnut and Death By Chocolate

An image of two hands holding waffle ice cream cones stuffed full of ice cream from Kawartha Dairy

Left side of image, male hand: choc chip cookie dough and pralines and cream

Right side of image, female hand: maple walnut and Death By Chocolate

Elle@eilowny· Aug 21

Off to @campferal.bsky.social until Monday next week. Highlight of my year every year 💖

Background is full of leafy foliage in rust orange and brown colours of Autumn.
Foreground has a sign with "Algonquin" and an Ontario Parks symbol.
A solar panel is on the left of the image on top of the wooden signpost holding the sign

Elle@eilowny· Aug 21

In Barrie for the night and HOLY SHITE this room is the freaking bomb! A king room with a jetted spa tub in the middle of the room & a lovely fireplace too Plus the usual bath/shower combo, fridge & microwave Check out the neat Swan towels 😍

A bathtub half filled with water. In the foreground are two towels folded into the shape of two swans

Elle@eilowny· Jul 26

IYKYK 🤣

Caption at the top: friend comes from Australia to visit!, on the way here he was at a wedding in Aberdeen. He's been telling me about this Port like wine that he had at the wedding that's amazing ❤️.

Said Port like drink:

Picture of a bottle of Buckfast on a table with a whisky glass (Glencairn style?) next to it.

Elle@eilowny· Jul 9

On a lighter note, I made this bracelet for myself. I saw @straykids.bsky.social on June 29th in Toronto. 🫰🏻 It was a beyond epic concert, I loved seeing them. Just a shame the stadium & instructions etc were crappy

Bracelet made with round plastic beads with letters on them.

Reads: Dominate (Stray Kids world tour)

Bracelet made with round plastic beads with letters on them.

Reads: Stray Kids (Stray Kids world tour)

Bracelet made with round plastic beads with letters on them.

Reads: visible is nate and st (Stray Kids world tour)

Elle@eilowny· Jun 16

Huzzah! I found the Funko Pop The Black Cauldron 'Eilonwy with Gurgi' & 'Taran with Sword' today. Fun fact! I had the Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander as a young adult but being dyslexic I read the name as Eilowny. It became a nickname because I can be very much like her 🤣

Funko Pop! Figures of Eilonwy and Taran from The Black Cauldron - also known as part of the Prydain Chronicles by Lloyd Alexander

Elle@eilowny· May 14

Fun Scottish Fact about Football (Soccer) in image. Bonus Scottish fact: This snep was born in Falkirk, Scotland 🐱

A football (North American soccee ball) in the middle of the image.

Text above ball: Fun Scottish Fact Of The Week...

Text below ball: Falkirk are the only Scottish football team to boast a world record transfer fee. In 1922, they paid £5000 for a player called Syd Puddefoot.

Elle@eilowny· Apr 25

Um.....placement....and the title accompanying this 🤣

Picture of Merchoid Loungefly The Fox and the Hound Backpack captioned with "I've got your back"

Elle@eilowny· Apr 9

Happy National Unicorn Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄

Scottish Saltire flag in background of the image.
The lower 1/2 of the image is a unicorn with a tartan ribbon around its neck and saddle.
Words read; The national animal of Scotland is the mythical unicorn
A graceful, yet mighty beast wi' an elegant, spiralling horn
Like Scotland, its beauty will take your breath away
So here's tae being wild and free on National Unicorn Day

Elle@eilowny· Apr 8

I have one of your skirts & absolutely love it! I didn't know about the Canadian store 👀

A woman in a light pink spaghetti strap top with a light blue skirt that has pink cherry blossoms on it

Elle@eilowny· Jan 30

TW trigger warning CW content warning Snake Snek Reptile Hognose The derptastic Buttercup....just emerged from her watery noms. Label & warnings added as I know phobias are not fun

Elle@eilowny· Jan 25

Just a reminder.....🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Black background with a Pride flag in the middle of the upper third of the picture.

Witj words that say "you are loved, accepted and celeejust as you are"

Elle@eilowny· Jan 16

🐍Sssssssnek!