ElbowDeepInAHorse
@elbowdeepinahorse
Curator of lewd horse art, restorer of antique cash registers, and internet gremlin!
Random creep on Imgur: "Sexualizing cartoons is bad!" So anyways, here's the most fuckable cartoon horse on the planet. Sauce: LevelViolet
Me noticing some chipped paint on my old-ass garage's wooden siding, poking at it, and realizing the siding is softer than a newborn's skull:
Not gonna lie, it's about time the other half got stuck wearing dental floss for beach clothes. Sauce: Welost
Maybe there's something to this dressage thing after all... Sauce: Setaru
I'm going to need a box of shoulder length gloves and a snorkel. Sauce: Welost
Literally five seconds after the HR representative leaves the room: Sauce: AnontheAnon
One does not set up the domino and blame it for falling. Sauce: Elicitie
An hour spent sneaking past a fully crewed brigantine in the middle of a Fort of Fortune just to sneak away with the shiniest chest in the loot pile makes my brain happy. I may also be turning into a sweat goblin.
Imgur didn't appreciate this for some reason. >:) Sauce: Lou
Yeah, that's right. I've done a sex on a lady. What's it to you? #seaofthieves
MRW I get another Imgur warning for posting smexy horse yong-yong, knowing full well that it expires in three days and I'll just do it again >:3
