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Pumpkin spice horchata

@eldritchanchovy

he/him. Millennial. Wear a fucking mask. Ibarra chocolate > Abuelita chocolate.

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Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· 2d

I’m a fan of this one, myself

Three-panel Calvin & Hobbes strip. They are exploring a riverbed.

Hobbes: Whatcha doin’?
Calvin: Looking for frogs.
Hobbes: How come?
Calvin: I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.
Hobbes: Ah, but of course.
Calvin: My mandate also includes weird bugs.

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· 2d

“None of these words are in the Bible”—uh

The “they very much did kill Jesus” tumblr post, edited to say “I mean they did have frogs in the Bible. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like I understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did have frogs in the Bible”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· 19d

A pie chart titled “Did this happen?” that’s about 90% blue and 10% yellow. Per the legend, the blue section is “No” and the yellow section is “No but in yellow”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· 20d

first image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud

Tumblr post by nanocomputer:

“when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito”

with an aerial photo of Christ The Redeemer, that gigantic statue in Brazil of Jesus with outstretched arms, but there’s also a helicopter in the shot, perfectly lined up so it looks like Jesus is about to smash his hands together and fucking smite it

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· 28d

Relevant related work by @boygirlparty.bsky.social

Photo of two picture books by Suzie Ghahremani / boygirlparty: Stack The Cats and Balance The Birds

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Jul 13

Lawrence from Office Space, in that scene where he says “two chicks at the same time”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Jul 6

Tweet by Deor(@Deor): “People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.
It doesn't have to be like that. We can both_lose.” [photo of a bicycle with a propane tank strapped to one side]

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Jul 4

Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove asks—as Yzma grimaces in frustration—“does bisexual mean twice as sexual? or once every other sexual?”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Jun 12

“how to draw an owl”

“1: draw some circles” [pencil drawing of a circle for the head and a larger oval for the body]

“2: draw the rest of the fucking owl” [very detailed pencil drawing of an owl on a tree branch]

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· May 30

Star Trek DS9 title card with the title “Watch The Irishman Suffer”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· May 26

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· May 26

Bruno Madrigal from Disney’s Encanto, holding a rat, with a speech bubble

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· May 17

The famous “Charlie Brown Has Hoes” tweet from @matrixreloaded, heavily modified to read:

“people IN BUSYTOWN will DRIVE anything. LOWLY WORM DRIVES AN APPLE. No he SHOULDN’T. that isn't STREET LEGAL”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· May 14

there is also a tumblr-specific “you are fucking illiterate”

Tumblr user drakensberg: The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

Tumblr user poupon: how dare you say we piss on the poor

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Mar 15

lauren (@NotABigJerk):

i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Mar 8

Marten Reed from the webcomic Questionable Content, startled, exclaiming “What the hell ass balls?!”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Jan 28

A goat dressed up as Loki (Marvel)

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Dec 30

I found this floating around tumblr a while back

A photo from a print copy of Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations, I think? The text says “52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all.
Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.”

An overlay of red shadowed text has been added below, saying “Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Dec 27

When you know who Floop Bustero is:

The cover of a children’s picture book, featuring an anthropomorphic rabbit with raincoat and umbrella, cheerfully stepping into a puddle. The title is “Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Nov 27

Screenshot of the “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” scene from Jaws, except it says “We’re going to need a smaller violin”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Nov 20

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.

Screencap of that scene in Peter Jackson’s LOTR where Pippin says “what about second breakfast?”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Nov 17

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy hm, looks legit

Ralph Wiggum “(chuckles) I’m in danger” meme, but he’s wearing an N95 respirator and other people on the bus are coughing and sneezing

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Oct 23

lolsob

Wikipedia article header:

DJ Khaled

Not to be confused with American producer DJ Khalil, Algerian musician Khaled (musician) or American R&B singer Khalid (American singer).

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Sep 22

Yu-gi-oh card flip meme: Kaiba deals the card “don’t speak ill of the dead”, then Yugi defeats him with the card “don’t be a piece of shit while you’re alive”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Sep 20

Allie Brosh “CLEAN ALL THE THINGS!” meme, crudely altered so it says “GET ALL THE VACCINES!” and she is getting a vaccine instead of holding a broom

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Sep 19

Closeup of the face of that hideous, tacky Confederate Nathan Bedford Forrest statue with a threatening grimace. Imagine a giant shitty possessed tin soldier that wants to eat your face off with his bare teeth

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Aug 26

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

Captain Haddock: “What a week, huh?”
Tintin: “Captain, it’s Wednesday”

Obi-Wan Kenobi from the original Star Wars, saying “I’m getting too old for this sort of shit.”

Post by Tumblr user unmutedlark:

“Medically accurate muscle chart:”

A black and white drawing of the musculature of the shoulders and back. Four spots are highlighted in red, labeled “traitor”, “absolute fuckwaffle”, “jackass”, “and then there’s this asshole”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Aug 22

A very 1950s? looking drawing of a mother cheerfully braiding her daughter’s hair.
Daughter: “mum did you want a daughter or a son?”
Mother: “i wanted to fuck”

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Jun 8

Here is my favorite bit of terrible, confusing street naming: behold 45th St (yellow) and 46th St (red) in Los Alamos, NM (and those two are just the worst offenders)

Map of part of the western side of Los Alamos, NM. The streets are irregular and a bit twisty because of the terrain (mesas and canyons). 45th St, highlighted in yellow, is four roughly aligned but disjoint (because there are canyons in the way) sections of north/south street, going from the top to the bottom of the screenshot. 46th St, in red, is immediately to its west — four more disjoint north/south sections of street, three of which curve to either intersect or turn into their respective adjacent 45th St segments.

Pumpkin spice horchata@eldritchanchovy· Apr 30

Derek from The Good Place egging on an offscreen fight and shouting “BITE EACH OTHER’S DICKS OFF!”

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