Serak the Preparer (she/her)

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Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· 27d

lol go fuck yourself, Jewish Leadership Council

Screenshot of an email subject line: Join Ted Cruz, Mike Doran, Dera Horn, Rabbi Meir Soloveichik, and More Great Speakers

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Jul 4

Happy Fourth ig @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social

A man and a woman feeling deeply ambivalent about this holiday

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Jun 10

Happy fifth birthday to our sweet silly Alex. She's not the oldest cat in the house but she does have the longest tenure. She doesn't really like anything or anyone but sometimes we can pet her and sometimes she gets floppy and cute. We cannot pet her when she gets floppy and cute.

A tuxedo cat lying on her side and showing us her belly. You think she wants pets but she does not.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· May 23

We are, uh, very high up.

Lenovo Arena before game time. The rink is very far away.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· May 6

My husband knows the way to my heart. @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social

Screenshot of a text: "Come outside there's a toad"

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· May 5

It is this terrorist's Gotcha Day today. We were looking for a mellow older cat to be a buddy for our cat who lost her bestie. Flora turned out to be anything but mellow and also hates her intended companion. Whoops.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Apr 23

This ridiculous potato is, as far as anyone can tell, five years old today. She celebrated by sleeping, whacking the other cats in the head, and generally being a chaos agent.

A calico cat sitting politely and staring at the camera because she wants food, pets, or both.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Apr 17

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

A very fluffy calico cat lies on her back on a gray comforter. Her head is at the bottom of the frame. Her front legs are curled up like a bunny and her back legs are splayed. Her belly looks very inviting. It's a trap, but you'll fall for it anyway.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Apr 10

What in the classist English nonsense is this?

Reddit comment: "If you need spices other than a bit of salt to taste the natural flavor of your food you have no taste buds. There is no need to add a ton of spices because food is NOT naturally bland, you're just too used to artificial flavors that you can't taste it"

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Apr 7

Ask and ye shall receive

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 14

Points in the Hawk's favor: he probably has jacked arms because he can never stop flapping. Points against the Hawk: he'd probably knock over your drink.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 13

Rodney is the least snuggly of the three A10 Rams.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 13

Honestly the Dayton mascot seems like a cool dude. He could buy me a coke zero.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 13

The Billiken is too weird to be anything else.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 12

Maybe it's just the lighting tonight but I find Davidson's mascot rather adorable.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 12

Can't remember if I passed judgment on the Loyola mascot yesterday but he an excellent dancer.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 12

I would not pet Duquesne's mascot

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 12

I would pet the Rhode Island mascot.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 12

I would say don't accept a drink from Ol' George over here but I wouldn't even get close enough to let him try.

The GW mascot, an exceedingly creepy George Washington.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 12

Ramses has a very cuddly face but no neck. Cute and unnerving at the same time.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 11

I wouldn't accept a drink from this mascot either.

The Loyola Chicago mascot: a wolf with a rictus grin.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 11

Oh no, it happened

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 11

Do not accept a drink from this mascot.

A slightly grainy zoomed in photo of the La Salle mascot, a creepy Three Musketeers type dude.

Serak the Preparer (she/her)@eleanorabernathy· Mar 11

Hi hello welcome to Day One of the Men's A10 Tournament! For the next five days @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social and I are going to skeet whatever dumb shit falls out of our brains. And let me tell you, we woke up at 5am to get here in time so the shit will be dumb.