Eli Deep (@elideep) · DIRTY

Eli Deep

@elideep

Trans fella. Love my dogs, reading books, and fucking shit up. Calamitous ORTBO.

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Eli Deep@elideep· 26d

Happy thirstday from my deliciously cold hotel room!

Me in a hotel room

Eli Deep@elideep· 27d

Being quiet because this is Not My Team AND I’m rooting for the Sparks but this is so fucking fun

A shot of the Lynx/Sparks game from my seat at Target Center

Eli Deep@elideep· Jul 13

Feet up, watching the game with a beer. 😍

Eli Deep@elideep· Jul 10

Happy Thursday, lovely friends!!

Selfie of me in a light blue button down shirt with the first few buttons undone

Eli Deep@elideep· Jul 9

This is drugs

A bag of Mutt & Jeff’s mustard flavored pork skins. There’s a cartoon drawing of two ne’er do well looking fellas, presumably Mutt and Jeff.

Eli Deep@elideep· Jul 6

Cute shark alert (I removed three hooks from his mouth and turned him loose)

A really cute lil Atlantic sharpnose shark posing for a photo after I removed a couple fishhooks from his mouth and right before he swam away safely

Eli Deep@elideep· Jul 5

She’s drunk, folks.

A grey and white pit bull. Her body is on a brown couch but her chin is resting on the wooden coffee table.

Eli Deep@elideep· Jul 5

Drugged but on Alert 🎆🎇🧨

Two dogs on a couch. One is a large grey and white pit bull and the other is a small yellow dog with triangle ears. The yellow one is on the back of the couch, and the pit bull has her chin on a green throw pillow.

Eli Deep@elideep· Jul 5

Yep

A small yellow dog with triangle ears wearing a pride collar. He is laying on his side on a brown couch staring straight ahead like he is traveling via astral projection

Eli Deep@elideep· Jul 3

Listen, you said it. It’s too hot for clothes. Happy Thursday, friends!

A selfie of me in my kitchen. I’m shirtless and standing in front of my window. You can see a brown wooden dining table and chair behind me, as well as a speckled countertop with various kitchen items.

Eli Deep@elideep· Jul 3

This is either about to make me so happy or be extremely disappointing (ima eat it all either way)

A California pizza kitchen frozen pizza that is Korean bbq flavored

Eli Deep@elideep· Jul 2

Still thinking about this idea that infects liberal politics. It’s on trans people to educate people into not genociding us, not the people seeking the privilege of *representing* us in government. Everyone else is entitled to be represented but we must represent ourselves AND never ask for more.

Original skeet: Better education is the only way. Only when enough voters understand what the issue actually involves can politicians become advocates.

My repost comment: PETE DONT YOU THINK THE PARTY CLAIMING TO HAVE OUR BACK SHOULD DO SOME EDUCATING OF VOTERS HERE?

Reply: no, I don’t think it’s their place. I think it has to be yours.

Eli Deep@elideep· Jul 1

A still from Designing Women wherein Julia Sugarbaker played by the incomparable Dixie Carter is saying “buy a diary”

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 28

I mean honestly

A blue and white pit bull stretched languorously on a brown leather sofa

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 26

Happy Thursday! Out here with my smoker, working on some chicken.

A shirtless selfie of me on my back patio. My black charcoal smoker is behind me

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 23

Oh my god???

Keri Hilton performing at halftime at State Farm arena in Atlanta

Keri Hilton performing at halftime at State Farm arena in Atlanta

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 22

I LOVE ATLANTA

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 17

Yes, the yard looks amazing. I made a fire and Freya loves it.

An American backyard. In the foreground is a rusty old fire pit with wicker chairs and a table around it. The weird mesh lid is off.

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 14

Had to grab merch

Selfie of me in a dark green Jolene Jolene hat. It has the kitty cat wearing a baseball cap on the front and the worse Jolene Jolene over my ear

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 12

What a rush to discover that my lawnmower’s needed repair is both 1) easy and b) free

A photo of a red Troy Bilt pony riding lawnmower. The blade deck is detached and propped up against the mower to reveal
The blades. There is a small piece of branch blocking one blade from spinning. I am relieved.

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 12

A throwback for the group #ttt

A selfie of me in a parking lot. I’m wearing a light green tee shirt and reflective sunglasses and I’m standing in a parking lot speckled with palm trees

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 11

Cheers, friends.

A bottle of Beerlao

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 9

Iont want no sissy plant. Gimme a

A fern for sale with a big yellow sign that says AS ADVERTISED HANGING BASKET MACHO FERN $28.99

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 6

Folks, I just finished Moudhy Al-Rashid’s Between Two Rivers, and it is among the very best books I’ve read in years. I don’t think I’ve ever read such accessible, poignant, and beautifully written ancient history.

The book cover for Moudhy Al-Rashid’s Between Two Rivers: Ancient Mesopotamia and the Birth of History. The cover is a deep midnight blue, and the author and title crisscross the cover in a gold ribbon-like pattern

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 5

Hotel bar martini from last week

Selfie of me in a green polo shirt sitting at a hotel bar with a dirty martini in hand

Eli Deep@elideep· Jun 3

Cartoon ass looking dog

A tiny yellow dog with boba eyes and triangle ears lays in a hammock-like depression in the top of a back cushion for a couch

Eli Deep@elideep· May 29

They’ve got fuckin precheck taking longer than non here at Hartsfield-Jackson. I just …

Screenshot of wait times at ATL showing that the only checkpoint with precheck is at an 18 minute wait while the non-precheck gates are less than that.

Eli Deep@elideep· May 29

Happy thirstday, my sexy aes sedai friend! Here I am being absorbed by Pip earlier this week.

A tiny grey and white pibble puppy close up snout first. I’m on my knees with my face in her velveteen chest. She smells amazing.

That same puppy with her paws on my shoulders, kissing my face. I have on a blue tee shirt and a blue printed baseball cap.

Eli Deep@elideep· May 28

You and me both pal

Eli Deep@elideep· May 22

I went with both. #ttt

Me on a dock wearing a white tank top that says SEA TURTLE TRACKER in green print. I’m holding a white bucket.

Me without a shirt on. I have around the neck earbuds in and my dweeby dual monitor workstation is behind me.