Elijah
@elijah-raine
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We weren’t able to join the parade because we’re too tired from the traveling and the heat and everything but I’m still very grateful we were basking in this energy.
My mom and I were chatting about work schedules and she realized a work thing will fall on my birthday and she just said this and I forget sometimes she can be very old school lol
FINALLY good lemon bars. Very citrusy and had floral notes somewhere that made it all the more enjoyable for me.
Hello Microslop fuck you for putting this fucking THING on the screen forever with no way of getting rid of it, not docking it, GETTING. RID. OF. IT. I DONT NEED IT. Why the fuck do I need this shit where I literally did not ask for???
Just a boy and his two demon dogs hanging out in bed. I can’t believe this shot is literally a once in a lifetime opportunity because these girls are always moving around and it happened to also be the same time my front cam is smudgy.
Hello, old friend. It has been a hot minute (almost a decade) since ice spikes formed from my ice cube trays in the freezer and it’s a little joyous moment for me because that means that, by chance, the conditions for this formation was met by my freezer, the water, and some other variable I forgot.
The face I probably made while eating this… it’s like I’m a man parched and an inch away from death finally sipping water after a long journey through the desert.
Twitter so desperate for people’s money you literally open the app and this shit blocks your screen. Fuck all kind of marketing.
So… I don’t usually open facebook for obvious reasons but I saw a post about Lea Salonga’s child starting HRT and happened to peruse the comments. As expected, more of them are about as backwards and batshit as the people that posted them… but my disappointment in this commenter… is just… wow.
The air is abuzz with five different conversations and I am losing my shit but the dog has come to me for food and that’s all that matters
An interesting version of AM/PM in tagalog. I’m ashamed to say it took me a while to figure out what NU, NH, and NG meant lmao. Certainly works better for the locals i assume.
Every time I scroll up in twitter there’s a popup telling you to use grok for shit and it’s annoying and desperate and the only way to get rid of it is to either scroll down or click on it. Not even a “no thanks” option.
Interesting... Turning off the AI feature of gmail apparently also turns off the category feature which has btw existed for years before the wretched AI thing.
I didn’t know this was a thing until just now… I’ve been seeing people’s phones doing this theme changes and I literally just thought they had to install a buncha shit but??? Apparently it’s in iOS? I’m so out of it these days
Finally made a proper cold brew after months of takeout americanos and instant coffee at home because somehow at the time those were more affordable than me just buying beans. It’s as smooth and refreshing as I remembered it to be.
The way we all just reacted to the same shit HAHAHAHHA i fuckingn love this
What in the corporate greed is this shit I thought PesoNet transfers were free
Saw this job posting on my way to work this morning. Can’t say I have experience with these two qualifications 🤔
Whoever is delivering my food (they’re using a bike) I’m so fucking sorry I don’t know why foodpanda allowed you to take this order knowing your route will be hell. Also my food will definitely be cold when it arrives
This was, I think, my first time actually seeing and appreciating Tagaytay in my life. We might have gone here when I was a kid, but I was never actually aware of the breeze, the overgrowth, or the sky bleeding unto the ground in some places.