Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 (@elobr91) · DIRTY

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀

@elobr91

Just a big fat guy with a cute face and an awful sense of humor Don’t be afraid to talk to me, I’m (mostly)friendly🤙🏼 Cooking/Art/Horticulture🪴/Horror Movies 👻/Music/Dog Daddy(x3)👨🏻🐶/ 34 /Happily Taken💍/🇲🇽 Very much queer/gay 🏳️‍🌈 MDNI🔞 Occasionally NSFW!! 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🍉

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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Jun 8

Happy Monday 🥱

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Jun 5

Finally Friday 🙌🏼

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Jun 2

Day 2 of le new job—god I hate online training modules

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· May 30

You in another decade… 2015- 24 and I didn’t know wtf I was doing with my life lmao

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· May 28

Not to be h***y on main, but

A picture of a man in a pink button down smiling while standing in front of a pink sparkly background the works ‘I’m in heat’ are to the right above him

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· May 24

🚗💨

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· May 6

A life of comfort takes a lot out of you apparently~

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· May 2

Same vibes💜💜💜

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· May 2

Saw this at the local Dollar Tree today—we’re fucking cooked.

A picture of a price scanner in Dollar Tree

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Apr 30

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Apr 17

Job let me go nearly a month ago now and it’s been absolute ass trying to get a new one, love how I’m basically back at square one. This is just me airing out my grievance about the situation, I’m actually alright and not mad at all tbch.

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Apr 16

Feeling large and comfy tonight 🧸

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Apr 13

A lot of renaissance poses this weekend 🐕

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Apr 9

Went to an unofficial parody play of ‘Saw’ this past weekend. And I actually looked cute too ngl

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Apr 6

Who else enjoys letting their cold brew steep for more than two days??😮‍💨☕️🧊

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Apr 2

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Mar 31

Some more of my new glasses that came in 🤓

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Mar 27

Love me a lil drugstore snackie snack 🫦

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Mar 27

💜💜💜💜💜

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Mar 27

New specs 👓

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Mar 22

Fat guy Sunday or sumn, idk ☀️

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Mar 11

A lil humpday treat in the new place

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Mar 2

Let’s get this day started ig

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Mar 2

Let’s hope this week is a good one🫠

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Feb 16

Good morning

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Feb 15

ValenTIME’s day dinner with the cutie💜 @jaylewis2.bsky.social

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Feb 11

Maybe so~

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Feb 10

Starting the week with laryngitis is absolutely not it 🍅🍅🍅

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Feb 8

Sunday~

Trisha Paytas open mouth screaming in terror

Tu Vecino Metiche 👀@elobr91· Feb 5

Missed the last few days, this should suffice for tummy Tuesday and thick Thursday, right?