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elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jul 5

stolen from IG, because everyone needs a “he’s a fucking rapist” tee. #namelessfriends #abpoli #skpoli #onpoli #cdnpoli #usa250

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jun 29

🥰🥰🥰 absolutely no one can compare to the love of your baby, especially when they show you just how much they care.

A calico kitty sleeping on her side, with one arm stretched out, gripping onto my elbow.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jun 21

Happy Father’s Day to all the moms, and the men who actually put in the work. Apparently, I have some feelings about this holiday. #sleepylectures #autosnore

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jun 13

I spend 34% of my awake time like this:

a grey tabby sleeping belly up on me, with his little paws bent downward and his head tilted into my chest.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jun 12

getting real sick and tired of the audacity and complicity of white males everywhere, moving through life freely without consequence or guilt.

Me: who tf is crossing the border during this fascism?
White man: I cross regularly. I was just in Florida lol.
Me: man, you crazy. be careful. my stomach churns for all those incarcerated and enslaved. and I fear we won't know the depth of the depravity until many years down the road.
White man: I agree with you. Crossing hadn't been bad at all. Border guards have always been kind and polite. I do think being a white middle aged man works in my favor. But I also steer clear of troubled areas and what not. I do the touristy stuff. I was in Disney world recently. It was fun. Zero issues.
Me: yeah, you're not exactly the demographic they're targeting, but all the more reason to boycott. they don't deserve your money that's going toward murdering Iranians and building concentration camps.
...to enslave POC.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jun 10

despite being 944 days sober, I'm frequently still an alcoholic in my nightmares— last night, fake-screaming “we’re doing shots!” over a tray of tequila. you can be sober, but party your ass off in your dreams, then wake up feeling wasted & disoriented. 0/10. dnr. #sleepylectures #sobriety

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jun 7

a very rainy Sunday in North Vancouver. (sound on)

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jun 7

spotted the giant flag on Grouse Mountain @ Phibbs yesterday 👀 🇨🇦

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jun 5

just fulfilling my life long dream of being a crazy cat lady. proof:

me, as a four year old sitting on a couch in a pink and blue dress, hugging my Oma’s cat (Minea) as she looks to escape.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· May 25

even in my sleep, I absolutely despise it when males refer to women as “girls”. #sleepylectures

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· May 25

oh snap, that's my hood! be sure to check out the best atmosphere in minor league baseball while you're here (no joke— these west coast hosers go crazy for Single-A ball) Vancouver Canadians (& their fans) love nooners 🇨🇦, just like the Cubbies. from Friday, September 9, 2022 @ 2pm:

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· May 24

in last night’s sleepy lecture, I expressed disappointment in my brother’s lack of progression. #sleepylectures #fuckracism

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· May 15

since we’re all piling onto Drake, I figured it would be rude and unCanadian of me not to participate. may as well be part of our civic duty, at this point. 🇨🇦

P1: Obama, CHalle Berry, Latto, Tia & Tamara, J Cole etc all are accepted as Black. Now maybe it's the perceived "acting white aspect," which any Black person will catch hell for, regardless of skin tone.

Me: i like that you left out drake.
"hey Siri, play Not Like Us"
edit: just in case, this is supposed to be a light-hearted joke from a Canadian who cannot stand the bro-fluence Drake has had on young men and the red-pill culture.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· May 15

at least we shouldn’t have much to be worried about. just look at these pictures that show their forearms are wildly bigger than their biceps. (lmao, wut? lay off of Pamela, my dudes)

What is this arm?
There’s a person with a black tee & black dad cap wearing some Nazi stuff, flexing.
But his arm. His shoulder looks detached. like a balloon pulled off of his shoulder and attached with a stick, then it’s skinny again, and his forearm is like twice the circumference for his tiny bicep bulge. It is the strangest show of strength I’ve seen.

not as bad as the first guy, but the other two Nazis in this picture also seem to have no muscle in their biceps and all in their forearms.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· May 12

my new roommate likes to surprise me in my smoke spot for the exact same thing and I'm absolutely in love with him 🥰

A grey tabby presents his head for kisses while sitting on my lap amongst the trees 🥰

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Mar 17

and, again, healthcare is provincial.

A chart showing Canadas levels of government and the public services they are responsible for.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Mar 12

ngl… kinda living for this Iranian press conference from March 11. “we have repeatedly warned ‘tfg’, the pedophile master of the Zionists and the Mossad organization…” it goes on, and on, and should be watched. credit to Times of India: youtu.be/9twivUa5taI?...

An Iran press conference, blue background, Iranian flag draped behind the speaker on the left. Seems to be a high-ranking military member. The CC reads: “warned Trump, the pedophile master of the zionists and the Mossad”

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Mar 8

after today’s lesson, we will no longer be referring to South-West Asia & North Africa as “the Middle East”. we will refer to the region as SWANA, from now on. thank you for your attention to this matter. #decolonize

DECOLONIAL DICTIONARY
DON'T SAY "Middle East"
DO SAY “SWANA”
Why?
Where is the Middle East? East of whom?
This is a colonial term that defines the region by its geographical position relative to its European colonizers. Rather than being an accurate descriptor, it perpetuates colonial ways of thinking.
The term SWANA (South-West Asia and North Africa) offers a decolonial alternative, although it also has its pitfalls (such as grouping the many diverse cultures of the region under one label).
Be mindful when using the word "Levant" to get around this issue - while many people in the region identify with it, it's French in origin and dates back to the French colonial conquest of the region.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Feb 15

since I guess this is where we’re pitching our ideas…

Clare Blackwood • @clareblackwood.b...•2d
I need every single politician involved in covering up the Epstein files shipped to his island and then we need to Jurassic Park his island
elph
@elphonics.bsky.social • 2d
yesss.
and all the abusers. and all their connections. we'll have to send them in waves to not crowd the dinos.
holding cells in CECOT. they have to portage across Honduras and get to the island on a fishing boat while dodging drone bombs the whole way, ensuring they don't skeet away.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Feb 11

typical talking head shit. #cdnpoli

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Nabalkattu @nabalkattu.bsky.social • 6h
Christ, Canada is becoming more like the US every day in the worst way.
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elph
... how, exactly?
@elphonics.bsky.social • 2h

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Feb 10

this response reads more as “it's a pointless endeavour”. you disagree that dismantling the oligarchy will help in solving issues; global issues are huge, take too long, and someone will misconstrue your objective. sounds like you gave up before you even started.

I'd like to agree, but this is what l've believed my whole life and it's wrong.
Solving global a problem is a huge task, and takes forever. Worse, somebody (not you) is going to use it as an excuse to avoid dealing with an immediate problem. I've seen this happen over & over.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Feb 9

a quick over-view in photo. applies to all women and enbies. basically, eradicating men from your life. be conscious of what you purchase or consume, and that it centres women’s needs (women media, women-owned businesses, etc). tear down the patriarchy with apathy and make men clean up their mess.

If you are talking about the 4B movement, it's not just a "sex and relationship strike". It's about women refusing to date, have sex with, marry, or have children with men, BECAUSE doing so allows them to use that time, energy, and other resources on themselves. The main point of the movement is for women to focus on using their physical and mental resources to benefit themselves and other women, and building community amongst themselves. If the focus all stays on the movement being about a "sex and relationship strike towards men" then that's still putting the focus on men, when it is a movement that is meant to center women. It is affecting exactly who it needs to affect, because it is affecting the women who are benefitting from prioritizing themselves.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Feb 9

and I guess I’ll leave this extra nugget, because Abir Al-Shahani is a goddamn Queen for this speech, and she is every woman in this moment.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Feb 9

“I don't think men understand where women are right now. After Gisele Pelicot, then the Italian case, now this. It's become undeniable: men view us as orifices or irrelevant. We're in a profoundly dark place, whereas they are carrying on as if it's just another news story." 1/2

Screenshot of Facebook post:
Leanne Wood *
War on women.
It's clear from the Epstein files that the "Me Too" movement had to be defeated. It's pretty obvious why.
Carol Cadwalladr: "I struggled all week to write about the momentous geopolitical revelations in the Epstein files. And I realised it's because I had to write this first.
Epstein's world is our world. We live in a paedophiliac culture. That's what we can't face. But now have to.
Sexual desire for children is not just protected, it's monetised. It's algorithmically amplified, fed into LLMS owned by Jeff's friends.
The global superpower is another close pal. This is Jeff's World. And we're living in it."
"That, I think, is why my words wouldn't come this week.
And why other women I know have struggled too."
"I don't think men understand where women are right now. After Gisele Pelicot, then the Italian case, now this.
It's become undeniable: men view us as orifices or irrelevant. We're in a profoundly dark place, whereas they are carrying on as if it's just another news story."
"...a culture which reveres female youth and innocence despises female age and experience. It disgusts them, scares them. That's our pedophiliac culture too; misogyny of adult women is the opposite of sexual desire for girls, an inverted mirror.
We are crones, hags, witches. Because we're a threat.
Because we see these men for who they are. Because, except for rare exceptions - the monstrosity that is Ghislaine Maxwell - we are protectors. Of children. Of society. Of a world in which rich men don't get to act with impunity. Not on our watch.."

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Feb 7

he is literally dumber than primates. and now, I can only assume he's mimicking them while he speaks to assert intelligence. s/o to the Dutch Queen Maxima for blessing us with this gem:

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Feb 6

any 🇨🇦Vancouver people care to explain this melted snowbank i came across on January 8, 2026, on Commercial Drive? I've been thinking about it for a month, only to be even more perplexed that I was right to be wary of the strange snowbank. VAN—no ❄️ this winter: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

the pathetic remnants of a very sad snowbank. maybe enough snow for two snowballs; the rest is gross, melty stuff.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jan 31

your words:

Adam Hunt
@gander22h.bsky.social • 2h
Canada has never formally accepted
Americans under "refugee status" but I think it is time to change that policy.
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SoundsKugle
Yes we have
@soundskugle.bsk... • 1h
thehub.ca/2025/08/25/a...

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jan 30

the “Canadian Politics” trending tab has decided that Minnesota is, in fact, in Canada. is this how we find out we inherited a whole state from the USA? #cdnpoli

screen shot of the Canadian politics tab, only showing news from Minnesota.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jan 29

oh, girl, we got your back. he was demanding an explanation where he doesn’t deserve one. now, idk what he was tryin to say here, but it looks like he’s calling you white.

elph 🇨🇦@elphonics· Jan 25

New block-alert: pro-🧊 account glorifying violence. Report. Block. istandwithice.bsky.social