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SaaS hobgoblin, unicode enthusiast. Raised in ATL, currently in PDX. She/her.

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parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Jul 5

Yes excellent.

My dinner, a pasta salad with tomatoes and mozzarella and spinach, and a smash burger with caramelized onions on top.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Jul 4

Kickstand no that’s not correct

My absolutely snapped in half bike kickstand, being held in my hand.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Jun 19

Excellent.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Jun 18

He spent 15 minutes, screaming at me this morning for reasons unknown and is now sitting in a sunbeam. I think he wanted company.

A tabby cat curled up in a sunbeam on the floor.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Jun 13

I love that we just have a little agricultural island nearby. Sidequest zone.

A half flat of strawberries I picked on Sauvie Island.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· May 27

My man I'd have to really change my sauerkraut consumption habits for the answer to ever be in favor of not buying it.

Screenshot of a Youtube short from a cooking creator I do like asking "How much cheaper is making sauerkraut at home?".

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· May 23

beans beans beans

Breakfast plate with two fried eggs, a large golden cornbread cheese biscuit, and black beans covered in cotija, pickled red onions, and an avocado crema sauce.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· May 21

Moved my cat’s tree over here to see if he’d like the elevation (he likes to sit on the floor here and peer into the bedroom) and did not realize that it puts him directly at human eye height if you’re coming in the back door after doing laundry, for example. Nearly had a heart attack.

Cat sitting on a medium height platform in the hallway, next to the back door to my condo.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· May 16

Summoning the sun back through force of will.

Dinner plate with a hot dog, watermelon and basil salad, and a loosely Mexican corn salad.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· May 11

All bikes are cargo bikes if you believe.

A picture of my non-cargo ebike with two folding chairs attached to the rack by means of a net pannier.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· May 7

Had another very good goat interaction.

Goat sticking his face through a fence to stare at me.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· May 3

Hey eBay what.

Captcha asking me to pick only things that naturally float on water, consisting entirely of pelicans, keyboards, and shovels.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Apr 30

I have a bit! I went to go look at his channel and this was in the first "for you" slot:

Youtube image preview that says "gynecological cancers" In a jaunty purple font.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Apr 28

Made a friend.

A goat, with its hooves on the fence and its head fully over the fence, standing in a yard above my head.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Apr 7

Guys being dudes.

English physician Charles Blagden (1748-1820) staged a rather theatrical demonstration of homeostasis long before Cannon coined the word. In 1775, Blagden spent 45 minutes in a chamber heated to 127°C (260°F)-along with a dog, beefsteaks and eggs, and some research associates.
Being dead and unable to maintain homeostasis, the steaks were cooked well done in as little as 13 minutes and almost dry in 47 minutes, and the eggs were cooked hard. But being alive and capable of evaporative cooling, the dog panted and the men sweated profusely. Even at such extreme room temperatures, the men's oral temperatures were only 37° to 38°C (98°-100°F). Blagden said their nostrils felt scorched each time they inhaled the hot room air, and cooled each time they exhaled Everyone including the dog survived, but history does not record whether the men ate the steak in celebration or shared it with the dog.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Apr 5

Making hash browns is the best way to eat basically just half a potato for breakfast.

Homemade hashbrowns covered in cheddar cheese and salsa on a pink plate.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Apr 3

This young man screams at me on my way to the gym every morning and it’s very funny.

An adolescent grey cat sitting in a window, mid-yell.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Apr 3

It’s a beautiful day in the village and you are a horrible bike accessory.

The wheel of my e-bike, with my new goose shaped valve cover visible.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Mar 15

I’m obsessed with the owners of this vehicle.

Yellow Subaru Baja with a “mikehwk” license plate.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Mar 6

I really enjoyed the Hockney exhibit at PAM.

Two Hockney prints, both showing Southern California architecture in surreal colors.

A large Hockney print showing trees behind panels of glass, as if through a window.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Feb 15

The frog made me tear up.

A welded together human sized metal frog that contains the outline of a human inside of it, along with tiny outlines of ice agents aiming guns at a littler frog and his friends. It reads “frogzilla melts ice” and has a little frog in it that has a sign reading “frog together strong!” At the bottom is a sculpture of a bulldozer taking down the east wing of the White House. Inside of the frog is a lit fire pit.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Feb 13

Close enough.

A slice of Safeway birthday cake, in green and purple frosting, sitting on its side on a plate.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Jan 29

This dinner was Good.

A photo of my dinner, three fried bean tacos with half an avocado and a bunch of shredded cabbage covered with sour cream and cilantro.

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Jan 29

okay fuck you, photo editor

A headline from Self magazine that says "can you really 'scoop out' your period?" accompanied by a hand with a cookie scoop from which is being dropped some horrible purple goop

parliaments for our cigarette king@emchap· Jan 17

Turns out you can in fact fit both a patch sized block of drywall and a giant sack of scratch and dent apples into these bags. Huzzah! (the drywall did poke me in the ass on the way home but soo la voo)