Emily✨
@emilyoram
Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙 Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop. She/Her Compliment me x ⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️🌈ENM
This has come up on Vinted and I’m pretty sure it’s the first mobile phone I ever had, bought from Preston Argos in, I’m gonna say, 1998.
What the actual fuck are you on about? I have auto messages turned off so I assume this is an actual person to which I say: fuck off 😘 (I also genuinely don’t get what “flu one” means so maybe it’s some kind of spam or I’ve just activated a Manchurian candidate by posting it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Office Day Fit Check Shirt dress you’ve seen before and lariat necklace as I try to actually wear some of the jewellery I own and like. Need to find a full length mirror as I’m giving Orko a bit in that first pic.
When I say “bring me back a wee surprise from the shop” this is what I expect to see in your bag when you get home.
Dolce e Gabbana have out Dolce e Gabbana’d themselves 😮💨😮💨 [CN minor flashing/quick transitions on both vids]
If you have any interest in this kind of thing this is my current set of materials
I also did a sketch using a limited palette of various media, which, while not a unique idea, was prompted by this video which I’m obsessed with. The idea is you sketch whatever but you have to use everything in your pouch. And I’m not saying I’m *good* but it’s fun and maybe one day I will be!
“Get me the strongest example of Betteridge’s Law you can… …no, that’s too strong,”
