Emma Thorne

@emmathorne

She/her, or if you're a cowboy, sheehawww. Professional silly lil' guy, likeable bisexual. All your friends are secretly spiders. Proud member of the LG TV community

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Emma Thorne@emmathorne· 7d

Got distracted playing Geoguessr watching this dog chase the google earth car ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ˢᶜᵒʳᵉ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ʰᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵈ ʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ

A google earth image of a road with a dog in the middle sprinting towards the car

A google earth image of a road with a dog in the middle slowing down runnning towards the car

A google earth image of a road with a dog stood in the middle having given up running after the car

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· 17d

Did my dad write this comment? (I know he didn't because he made a fake account to comment once before and his writing is much more 'forsooth, supposing one was to make the comment'y)

Youtube comment "Emma, I wonder whether you think that your Dad is stupid for believing in a God or that he's just too weak to accept that his love for you doesn't exist and that you have no more object value than a cockroach?"

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· Jul 6

Been peeing my pants a LIL bit about opening Witches of Eastwick because I've never done that before (in front of the curtain?? While the ensemble are all cozy together behind it?? Say it ain't so!) but after doing our final dress run I'm so happy with how we sound 😭 Love my fellow lil girls <3

Three Little Girls sing together in front of a theatre curtain

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· Jun 25

no but actually this is also a picture of me

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· May 2

Turns out you can reply to an email with an emoji and it comes up as a new mail! Nice try daniel u can't last-word me with an emoji

A middle finger emoji sent by daniel, followed by a smiling pile of poop sent by emma

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· May 1

What's wonderful about the sensitive souls with no sense of irony is that they are always ironclad in needing to have the last word. Man can ignore me, block my email address, send it to spam: literally anything. But he don't 😏 You reached out to me unprompted friend if I wanna troll you I shall

Daniel: "Not interestedd the look away, just get the fuck off [angry emoji]"
Emma: "get off what, i'm in my own email, stinky
pee-ew i can smel u from here"

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· May 1

Oh sorry dude am I WASTING YOUR TIME? How irritating it must be... You can curse and fume and rant all you like on the internet but the way to really pierce a heart is to call a marketing agent "stinky" hahahaha

Daniel: "Hello Emma
I won't take that from you... is that clear
if you're not interested... then you leave... no one is forcing you I'm just here to offer my service."
Emma: "This is my email stinky, you are the one who has to go away
pee-ew"

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· May 1

oh no I upset Daniel

Daniel "oh am not here for that... wishing you success along the way."
Emma "good you aren't wanted here
no one wants cold caller emails, stinky"

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· May 1

Every day with this crap

An email chain with a "Daniel Delight"
"Heiy [Emma]. Would you be interested in getting 500+ revelant shoppers to your store daily through organic growth?"
Emma: "Where did you obtain my email address please?"
Daniel: "Thanks for your response Emma
I got your email from the merchant centre. I'm Daniel from the Delight Agency. Would you be open to discuss further?"
Daniel again: "What if I scale up your store to start generating 30 orders within 2 weeks. What would be my commission rate?"
Emma: "go away stinky"

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· Apr 21

It's derived from that but I swear this is normal here

"blow me
1. slang Damn. Primarily heard in UK.
Well, blow me. I can't believe you got an A on that impossible test!
Jenny? Oh my goodness, blow me—I never thought I'd see you walk through those doors again."

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· Apr 21

Well blow me

A reply to the above email.
"Banana. 🍌
Hey Emma, real human here, and fair test!"

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· Apr 21

can't wait to get an automated reply linking me to some kind of sign up form

A reply to a standard email 'reaching out' to suggest selling jewellery with some online tool:
"Hello Megan, if you are a real person and not an AI generated email copy pasted to lots of online stores.
My audience is mostly men between 25 and 44 so I do not think there would be a big uptake in jewellery sales.
Thank you for your time if you are a person, "say banana" and stink off if you are not.

Emma xoxoxoxo"

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· Apr 12

I am not beating the "looks like Harry Potter" allegations

A text conversation between Emma and Connla (of God damn it fame)
"Oh no emma
I am so sorry
I genuinely saw a video on YouTube and thought it was a picture of you
But it was actually Harry potter
Hahahhaha"
"Are you serious right now"
"Yeah I opened up YouTube and it was a picture of the new Harry Potter but he was doing that 'whelp' expression you sometimes do and I went 'oh did Emma do a second video?' And then when I read the title 'oh no'"
A screenshot of a youtube thumbnail of the new Harry Potter
"Oh my GOD
Oh no it really kinda looks like me HOW"

Emma Thorne@emmathorne· Apr 9

Our local Reform people are canvassing so I looked up our guy (a task traditionally meant to check for chequered backgrounds) and uh. He's a model. I don't know what to do with this information