I am very sorry for this but I read the words papyrus nascar and felt morally compelled to act.
I really need to spend all day at a place with animals soon. Idc if it’s an animal shelter, a cat cafe, a sheep farm or even a zoo/aquarium. I just need to touch and smell animals and be touched and smelled by animals.
Oh shit I still have a 3-pound carrot cake to eat! No silly, it doesn’t weigh 3 pounds. I wish it did. I’m in Scotland. Damn skippy it’s one of my regulars!
When your replies are so bad they get more replies than what you’re replying to
Oh my fucking god A black hole is going to open up in the hallway or something I just know it
Ernest Goes to Camp Sherman Krader (the meanie with the deer rifle) played by John Vernon
Warren Buffet might want to invest in better market analysis because I can assure you a trip to Thailand is not in the cards for this little shut in.