Encephalophatass

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Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· 23d

Disappointingly, finding myself pleased, as a Spaniard, by all the Latine people posting about being willing to temporarily forgive our colonial past to support us in the World Cup final, on account of Argentina's shitty politics. As it turns out,

Garfield sleepily smiling. Text: I am not immune to nationalism

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Jun 27

Don't worry about dye stains when dying at home, they said. Just put a bit of vaseline on your forehead and it all will be fine, they said.

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Jun 26

Meanwhile, the average person in my city has to spend 71% of their GROSS salary just to pay rent. 6/?

Map of Spain showing the percentage of the gross salary people have to spend to pay rent in each comunidad autónoma.

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Jun 24

That friend I was waiting to figure it out asked me for an autistic diagnosis test.

Elijah Wood in Mardi Gras, celebrating with his arms in the air

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Jun 21

Severance is a bit too cubicle-y. I'm talking glass walls. Foosball tables. Napping pods. Barista bars. Artificial cheerfulness. If you've worked on one of these and stayed afterhours, it's just as fucking creepy as a cubicle farm.

Desks with screens. Glass walls. Exposed ceiling with tubes coming out of it.

Office cafeteria, clean lines, minimalist, blurry people.

Four armchairs around a coffee table, an industrial style shelf with framed mottos, an artificial plant

Boardroom. Glass walls. A big screen on one end.

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Jun 18

Let's just say...

Shen Comix.

Shen: Wow! How did you get like that?
Buff guy: Every time they force me to go to the office I steal one bic cristal ballpoint pen
Shen: Jesus Christ.

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Jun 6

Yea Bluesky is cool but there's a reason why Tumblr is still the superior fandom platform #HeatedRivalry

Tumblr screenshot.

User grabmyboner asked:
Shinocchio and his Cock of Lies but it’s that scene in Shrek where they tell Pinocchio to say he’s wearing ladies underwear to make his nose grow but he actually is wearing ladies underwear. Anyways idk why someone would ask him to make his penis grow outside of sexual context maybe a team mate is stuck in quicksand and his penis could reach them if it was just a little longer. It’s 1am for me

User probablily replied

yeah okay sure :)))

#shinoccio #how much do we think it grows each time

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Jun 5

The energy I'm bring to today's conference

Bus driver from the Simpsons (not Otto, just a random one) saying "Don't make me tap the sign".

He taps the sign. It says "The point is moot because AI tokens are more expensive than humans"

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Jun 3

Me @ my hunger reflex

Wiki how illustration of a guy pointing at himself in the mirror looking frustrated and angry, probably

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· May 26

My favourite roleplaying site has been down for over 48 hours pray for me

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· May 14

That scene from The Good Place where Jason (Spoiler) figures this is the good place.

Jason (Labelled "AI"): I think we need marxism

Michael: Ai figured it out? AI? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· May 9

Cristina Koch's braid, floating, as she looks at Earth from Artemis II

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· May 7

Having a bad time while signing up for the sapphic speed dating event

Gender identity
Female-presenting, gender-apathetic gremlin

Gender identity
Will accept 'nonbinary', reluctantly

Gender identity
Will accept 'agender', reluctantly

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Apr 23

Today's unserious take: Memes are (often) a form of delayed echolalia.

Delayed Echolalia
This form happens after a time lapse; the child may recite phrases they've heard hours, days, or even weeks before. Often, these phrases come from favorite media or past conversations. Children might use delayed echolalia to express a need or provide comfort to themselves in challenging situations.

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Apr 22

Cartoon bears. A bear says: This year, I lost my dear husband, Tumblr

Off-frame: Tumblr: Quit telling everyone I'm dead

The bear: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Apr 22

Two men about to be hanged. The first has been labelled "Bluesky users" and looks terrified and devastated. The other one has been labelled "Tumblr users" and looks chill as he says "First time?"

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Apr 20

I mean. Yes, I guess that is a thing you can do.

Google translator.

German: And sometimes it just get ridiculous.

Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung

English: And sometimes it just gets ridiculous.

Regulation on the Transfer of Responsibility for Real Estate Transaction Permits

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Apr 19

compete with that is to make the same thing, a lot of Spanish movies are like that, too. There's a barrage of low-brow Spanish comedies that are basically trying to imitate Adam Sandler's Grown Ups formula. I don't know if you have the same phenomenon in Australia, but it'd discouraging! 3/3

Movie poster: La familia benetón: a middle-aged man surrounded by children of different races, because the idea of a middle-aged man being equipped to raise a multiracial family is hilarious by itself

Movie poster: padre no hay más que uno. The premise of this movie is that an adult man is completely unequipped to take care of his own children. This is the fifth movie in this series, because apparently this concept is enough to sustain a movie and four sequels

Movie poster: Vacaciones de verano. Two men in a water park, stressed out at the idea of havign to take care of their own children

Movie poster. A todo tren 2: Once again, the premise is the idea that two adult men are incapable of taking care of their children. This time, on a train. It's a sequel to a movie that also happened in a train. How many movies can be sustained with this premise?

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Apr 16

If polled anonymously, 95% of men will admit to trying to rape a woman and 65% will admit to succeeding. Source: journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...

Overall, 95.1% reported having recently used at least one of the strategies to get a woman to have sex who they knew did not want sex and had not consented. Most of these occasions (65%) resulted in successfully forcing the woman into sex. All of the 36 strategies

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Apr 5

Their stores sold pretty basic Weeabo/Harry Potter slop. Funko pops, cheap collectables, that sort of stuff. And also, this. I am going to tell myself this belonged to the sex doll in their pfp and just block the guy.

Listing: A hat-wig combo. The hat has a cute bear face and bear ears. The wig has dark hair. Importantly, the listing claims the size is suitable for a 5-8 year old kid. It also claims the article is Kawaii.

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Apr 5

Found a gorgeous set of secondhand D&D dice for a great price. Of course, I clicked on the seller's profile to see if they had any other cool stuff. This was their profile pic. I will not be buying the dice.

What looks like one of those hyper-realistic latex sex dolls, in a t-shirt and skirt, on a bed surrounded by anime-themed plushies and cushions with moeblob images of underage-appearing anime girls. Extremely creepy vibes.

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Apr 4

Devil Wears Prada Meme.

Emily: Are you wearing the...?

Anne Hathaway: The sensible sneakers? Yeah, I am.

Encephalophatass@encephalophatass· Apr 1

ME: Ageing is not shameful. It's a process we'll all go through, and to deny it is to deny life! MY 29-YEAR-OLD COWORKER, COMPLETELY IN EARNEST: I thought you were younger than me! ME: