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reggie seidman

@ennui

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reggie seidman@ennui· 27d

is this academic jargon to describe goatse or

Facebook screenshot:

The Scientist
June 29 at 5:05 AM

A Researcher's Suspiciously High H-Index
Has Revealed a Vast Citation Ring

reggie seidman@ennui· 27d

commode d'or

a golden toilet

reggie seidman@ennui· 28d

as i was saying

Futi offensive rating for Simeone at halftime: 2

reggie seidman@ennui· 28d

"Enlarging breasts."

Mayo Clinic:

What are the risks of testosterone therapy for normal aging?

Testosterone therapy has various risks, including:

Worsening sleep apnea — a potentially serious sleep disorder in which breathing repeatedly stops and starts.
Causing acne or other skin reactions.
Stimulating noncancerous growth of the prostate (benign prostatic hyperplasia) and growth of existing prostate cancer.
Enlarging breasts.
Limiting sperm production or causing testicles to shrink.
Stimulating too much red blood cell production, which contributes to the increased risk of forming a blood clot. A clot could break loose, travel through your bloodstream and lodge in your lungs, blocking blood flow (pulmonary embolism).

Also, some research shows that testosterone therapy can increase your risk of heart disease. More research is needed.

reggie seidman@ennui· 29d

Sam Altman makes a "yikes" face as he's interviewed

reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 12

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles title generator:

Pickled Onion Monster

Munchies

reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 11

Stuff you find in my wife's grandfather's 1923 yearbook

A page full of drawings of girls' activities, but front and center is a swastika with the school's initials

reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 8

Threads, @swampandsetter

I saw a joke on here yesterday about Mitch McConnell being in "rigor tortoise,” and I've been bringing it up in every conversation since. Just thought y'all should know.

reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 7

Futi.live game rating for Christian Pulisic: 12 (in red)

reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 6

ah yes the power behind the throne

a toilet brush and plunger set

reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 6

with ALT text

The FIFA Appeal Committee has rendered a request submitted by the Royal Belgian Football Association (RBFA) as inadmissible in relation to the FIFA Disciplinary Committee's decision to suspend for one year the match suspension imposed on United States national-team player Folarin Balogun following his dismissal for a direct red card during the FIFA World Cup 2026™ match between the United States and Bosnia and Herzegovina, played on 1 July 2026 at San Francisco Bay Area Stadium. The chairperson of the FIFA Appeal Committee, Neil Eggleston (from the United States), was not involved in the decision.

The request was rendered inadmissible on the grounds that the RBFA is not a party to the proceedings and, as such, has no standing to appeal the decision.

reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 4

dear @futi.live: WRONG

Futi hands Argentina an 81 match rating and Cabo Verde an 18

reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 3

ha ha no

From Google's store:

Pixel 10 Pro Fold
From $1,799

reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 3

doubt . gif

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reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 2

Iwashi

A piece of sardine nigiri, topped with chopped scallions and grated ginger

reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 2

enough

putting "minions" on a 30-day mute

reggie seidman@ennui· Jul 1

it begins

a horde of USA fans headed towards the light rail that will take them to the stadium, a gorgeous and clear blue sky above

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 30

feels lonely but I guess that's nothing new for me

YOU ARE...

The Worrier

patron saint: Kelsey Piper

It's real, it's powerful, and that's exactly why it worries you not in a doom way, in a 'we should really be more careful than we're being' way. You take the capabilities seriously and the risks seriously, and you'd like the conversation to be a few degrees more sober.

Impact: +2.9

Valence: -1.9

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 29

okay, sure, whatever

A black plastic foil package of Oreo BTS brown sugar pancake flavor creme. The cookies are purple and have BTS & OREO embossed within a heart on the face of the cookie. There's also hangeul for "brown sugar pancake".

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 26

lulz

YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Mark Carney

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 22

A bottle of VJB Chardonnay; a small bowl holding a salad of arugula, apple, and radish; grilled tilapia on a bed of arugula, white beans, and puréed peas

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 21

unreal

FIFA line check technology: the ball has failed to clear the goal line by maybe two millimeters

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 21

please alert me if you know the source to this

Museum of Meaningless Metrics

(exhibits titled Lines of Code, Story Points, Pull Requests, a balding bespectacled man points at one titled Tokens Spent while a man and woman look on)

"Our newest exhibit."

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 19

perched on her throne

Straw colored dog named Lulu sitting on a patio rocking chair on our redwood deck

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 19

gonna resurrect some discourse from last week, having some of this with chile verde and it is fuckin good

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 18

Suddenly, I realized that I had been avoiding the question: is it the pool that's supposed to reflect, or am I?

Carrie Bradshaw typing at her laptop

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 17

Still from the opening to THE LAST PRECINCT, a TV knockoff of POLICE ACADEMY that didn't last long

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 15

Gavin Newsom:

Second panel from https://thenib.com/centrist-history/

A white dude holds up a sign that says COMPROMISE? while he stands between Klansmen holding a burning cross and a sign that says WE WANT TO KILL BLACK PEOPLE and Black people holding up a sign that says WE WANT CIVIL RIGHTS

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 15

folks, www.apple.com/shop/product...

USB-C to 3.5 mm adapter

reggie seidman@ennui· Jun 14

we're getting closer to this

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Theophite said something along the lines of the best outcome is Platner beats Collins and then immediately gets into a fight with Fetterman where they both die. Which is a little extreme but not precisely wrong.

8:23 PM · Apr 15, 2026

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