Dan

@epasketch

✊🏿🌎🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♀️ Hello! I draw… sometimes? Not a NSFW, but adult content nudity will often be present. WEAR A MASK! white | they/she/he | queer | NorCal

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Dan@epasketch· May 21

Casey doesn’t like phones aimed at her, but unfortunately I DO like taking photos of her. So she is grumbling.

Dan@epasketch· May 2

been playing a more canon form of matt except Human in a group thingy and here is a joke about him as a Doggy with a friend's OC

Alice, Hav's OC (do I have Hav on here, I have no idea anymore, where is everybody) holding up nasty ratty little Human AU Matt as a dog proudly going, "THERE he is! There's my li'l fella!"

Alice: "Show 'em all that pretty smile a' yours!!"
Matt dog: (shaky, stress smile, drooling)

Alice: "That's a good boy, c'mere 'n' get a kiss from Aunty Alice!"
Alice is pecking the top of Matt-dog's head and matt-dog is sighing with relief and waggling his tail contentedly

Dan@epasketch· May 2

I may pick this one up idk but FOR NOW

matt with their weird-ass transparent-y meta forearms

Dan@epasketch· May 2

madi voice: would you still hate me if I turned into a wyrm

some kinda noseless canid worm creature that's madi

The Creature but its skin is extra pulled-back

Dan@epasketch· May 2

some Mattieus por vous

Dan@epasketch· May 2

Dan@epasketch· May 2

(guy who hasn't had a day off in over three months) caregiving is kicking my ass, here are some Doobles

Dan@epasketch· May 2

Dan@epasketch· Apr 22

Dan thinks Vittu is annoying as hell but still finds himself being dragged into things with him-- Or dragging him, at times. Sorry, man, you're friends now. You fucked up.

semi-chibi doodle of Dan running and Vittu standing on his back, weird psychic material readied as he poses to strike whatever they're running for with great amusement

Dan and Vittu are practicing dance moves, probably bachata. Dan is scowling while Vittu straddles Dan's leg with amusement.
Dan scolds him. "Watch that leg. BUmp it 'n'--"
"YEAH YEAH You'll pull my spine outta my ass. LOOSEN UP! Do you want to learn or not?"
"I'M teachin' YOU!!"

Dan@epasketch· Apr 4

it's kinda spoilers, but I also probably won't get that far anywhere it counts so HERE GO! (nearly everybody seeing this: "s--spoilers... of what??? was there a plot we're supposed to follow??")

peewee pulling their face plate off and maggie looking concerned about it, a cyclops a peewee arm looking a little feral

Dan@epasketch· Apr 4

Dan@epasketch· Apr 4

Doodle of maggie attempting to lecture peewee and peewee like "lmao whatever shrimp"

doodle of matt looking way too excited about maggie walking around In Da Flesh as they go, "stop staring........"

Dan@epasketch· Mar 19

he does a pretty pretty pose just for you.... (; 3; <3 <3 I AM SO GLAD U DO......... thank u tem ; w; )

chibi of vittu in a pretty pretty dress posing

Dan@epasketch· Mar 19

this qualifies as elder abuse. He's an old man!! he should be playing shuffleboard, not being perplexed nonbinary "twink" weirdos!!

Dan@epasketch· Mar 19

well you're in LUCK!!! (hands you this image of him glaring at you) (; w; <3 <3)

waist-up doodle of madi glaring at The Viewer

Dan@epasketch· Mar 19

AOIGHG I AM SO GLAD!!! ; w; thank you so much...

Dan@epasketch· Mar 19

oh damn I forgot to line in his chin fuzz

Dan@epasketch· Mar 19

(handing out emo?? dans after a vent like a parent with a newborn baby handing out earplugs and champagne to the surrounding apartments to apologize for any disturbance they cause)

Dan@epasketch· Mar 19

Sona thoughts and vents, because it does make me feel better to doodle this stuff out like this-- I'll be fine, life's just been kicking my ass and the combination of intensive caregiving and severe agoraphobia is Rough. TW: suicide sx selfharm self harm depression vent (sincerely, don't worry)

doodle of me on my bed in my gross-ass room and examples of my shitty thoughts, like "I sure hope 'Fate' doesn't kill my dog because I totally forgot to dress her up for St. Patrick's Day" and "what should I feed Grandma" and "it's probably saying something that the psych asked if I had an amygdala infeciton as a child, huh" and "I wonder if my mom's life ended up worse because I didn't let her kill herself" and "I sure wish I would have told them to fuck off" and "I should disappear online entirely" and "God I feel so ugly." and "I need to change Grandma's diaper in 15 minutes"

doodle chibi thing of me with my thumbs up, hands in nylon gloves, looking disheveled as I tote a bag of used diapers behind me and say "GREAT NEWS if you've ever wished for my downfall"

chibi..ish... doodle of me sitting on the floor saying "zamnb" and "sheesh, even" which mean "have you ever had a psychiatrist look genuinely surprised you've never had an active suicide attempt, because I have now" and "have you ever had the feeling they sorta wish you were more of a threat to yourself so you'd get 5150'd"

varius doodles of things that are Me-ish, like a weird sona idea that's some kind of fat beast thing draped in curtains with a puppet theatre kinda stage in front of it and the face obscured behind the curtain

Dan@epasketch· Mar 7

go! my worst son! maybe put a shirt on!

semi-chibi doodle of Madi with his tail out

human!madi scowling at the camera, his chest cavity is lit up and the outline of his ribs are showing through the illumination as lava drips from his mouth and nose, smoke pouring from between his teeth

Dan@epasketch· Mar 5

chest-up colored drawing of a human AU version of Matt when he is much closer to his canon age and personality. He is staring at the camera with a very nervous smile.

Dan@epasketch· Feb 14

Valentine’s Day fit. A very good girl got some good petting from children and was SO polite.

A photo of a brown and white staffy mix senior dog sitting on the gravel path of a garden. She is wearing a red shirt, a heart pattern bandana, and a frilly collar with iridescent heart pieces attached. Her nails are painted red with gold tips.

Dan@epasketch· Feb 14

Happy Valentine’s Day!! (Jumps up and goes HOMPF)

Dan@epasketch· Feb 12

and they were brothers.... in the same way one pebble is to another, but still

Dan@epasketch· Feb 12

"I dunno know why I fuckin' hang out with you," says Dan, who literally could not be dragged anywhere he doesn't allow himself to be, especially not by Vittu. "You are a pain in my neck," he continues, as if he isn't feeling better already.

a doodle of vittu and dan at one of those private karaoke lounge rooms. Vittu is in intensified sitting posture holding the microphone and probably rapping some stupid-ass song that isn't supposed to be rapped. Dan is behind him, watching, looking annoyed but too tired to yell about it

Dan@epasketch· Feb 7

How I view it when I’m bundling my dog up in her heated throw and second blanket since she sleeps next to my bed which is right under the window, which I often keep open at night because I love to hibernate from the elements

A montage of images of very young children and babies in Scandinavian cultures bundled up and sleeping in the snowy outdoors in their strollers and cots, a normal practice in counties like Norway

Dan@epasketch· Feb 3

a three-quarter bust of some sort of older monkey man. His hair is swept back, he is in casual attire, and he has large gold and jade..?? plugs.

Dan@epasketch· Jan 23

It’s Casey’s thirteenth birthday ; A; My sweetest little clown… 💕💕💕