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Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@epee) · DIRTY

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@epee

She/her. I draw and write things then never publish them, and play a lot of tabletop rpgs. Was @dame_danni on Twitter.

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Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· May 10

Happy Mothra's Day to all who celebrate

A screenshot from the movie Godzilla vs. Mothra showing Mothra, a giant moth kaiju with brightly colored wings and a glowing thorax, mid flight in front of a city-scape, the buildings mostly obscured by a mass of silk strands.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Feb 4

I got you, fam.

A "print your own" card sized to fit in a wallet. Designed for folding in two, so the top / back half is upside down.

The front reads:
"THE BEARER OF THIS CARD IS A GENUINE AND AUTHORIZED
POPE
SO PLEASE THEM RIGHT
GOOD FOREVER
Genuine and authorized by The HOUSE of APOSTLES of ERIS
Every man, woman, nonbinary (or otherwise gender-nonconforming) individual, and child in this Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope.
Reproduce and distribute these cards freely.
P.O.E.E. Head Temple, San Francisco."

The back reads:
"As a pope you are entitled to the following privileges:

1 - To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.
2 - To completely rework the structure of the Erisian Church.
3 - To baptize, bury, and marry (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).
4 - To excommunicate, de-excommunicate, re-excommunicate, and de-re-excommunicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your/our-/His-/Her-/It-/Them-/Your-/Our-self/selves and others (if any).
5 - To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia.

'A pope is someone who is not under the authority of the authorities."
From the pages of the Principia Discordia.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Dec 20

Tell me that isn't the Smiler.

A panel from the comic TRANSMETROPOLITAN showing a closeup of the face of antagonist Gary Callahan, aka "The Smiler," a politician with a pleasant facade but no humanity underneath. He bears a similarly wide-eyed expression and warmthless-smile to the photo of Gavin Newsome upthread.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Nov 9

A screenshot from Bill Wurtz's "History of Japan" video with the text "how bout I do anyway?" Overlaying a map of east Asia.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Sep 10

A screen shot from the anime One Piece, showing the Straw Hat Pirates--Nami, Zoro, Luffy, Usopp (disguised as Sogeking), Sanji and Chopper--facing westward. Fans will recognize the scene as being prior to the assault on Ennies Lobby, to rescue their ally and soon-to-be fellow Strawhat Nico Robin from the World Government's special agents, CP9.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· May 28

Last time I took it I got these results:

Score breakdown from an RAADS test with the following results:

SCORE:
Total: 161;
Language: 9;
Social relatedness: 71;
Sensory/motor: 45;
Circumscribed interests: 36.

The image is a screenshot, and shows a still copy of a button that labeled "Download PDF," though as the image is a still screenshot this button does nothing.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· May 19

Screencap from the anime "Princess Jellyfish" (Kuragehime) showing the character Mayaya--an incredibly zealous Romance of Three Kingdoms otaku-- holding gachapon capsules triumphantly above her head. Mayaya has mousey brown hair in a simple ponytail with bangs that conceal her eyes, and wears a green tracksuit with white stripes on the sides of the arms.

A Crunchyroll watermark is in the upper left corner.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· May 9

You'd be better off checking a different source, for many of us.

A screenshot of the opening title card used for Looney Tunes cartoons, proudly noting to the viewer that Looney Tunes is a Warner Bros. Cartoon in TECHNICOLOR

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· May 7

That guy doesn't know many Discordians though, it would seem.

A printable pope card identifying the bearer as Pope.

The back side is printed upside down on top of the front side, and both are bordered by dotted lines on which the paper can be cut to make a standard-sized ID card.

The front reads:
"THE BEARER OF THIS CARD IS A GENUINE AND AUTHORIZED
POPE
So please Treat Them Right
GOOD FOREVER
Genuine and authorized by The HOUSE of APOSTLES of ERIS"
(A line here separates the above from the following quote):
"Every man, woman, nonbinary (or otherwise gender-nonconforming)
individual, and child on this Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope.
Reproduce and distribute these cards freely
P.O.E.E Head Temple, San Francisco."

The back side reads:
"As a Pope you are entitled to the following rights and privileges:
1 - To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.
2 - To completely rework the Erisian Church
3 - To baptise, bury and marry (with the permission of the
deceased in the latter two cases).
4 - To excommunicate, deexcommunicate, re-excommunicate
and de-re-excommunicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our/His-/Her-/It-/Them-/Your-/Our-self/selves and others (if any).
5 - To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a
Pope of Discordia."
(A line here separates the above from the following quote):
"A Pope is someone who is not under the authority of the authorities."
The attribution for this quote is: "From the pages of the Principia Discordia"

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· May 1

A photograph of a block of uncooked instant ramen. The texture and color somewhat resemble Justin Timberlake's hair in the OP's image.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Apr 30

A panel from Homestuck showing the character variously known by several names such as Wayward Vagabond all with the initials "WV," standing in an industrial-looking shelter. Cans of food and Tab cola are stacked up to form "buildings" and road lines and trees are drawn on the floor in chalk and oil in an almost childlike manner, creating the small settlement of "CAN TOWN."

WV is a simple character design with friendly/hapless white eyes with no pupils and an entirely black body, and is wrapped in heavy sheets. He wears a sash" around his torso, on which has been affixed a "MAYO" label from a can of mayonnaise, with an "R" drawn in at the end in red magic marker, establishing his credentials as the Mayor of Can Town.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Apr 19

"The....what?"

Meme image of a blonde woman with a forced smile split across two panels. The first is overlaid with the word "The" and the second is a zoomed in and cropped duplicate of the first overlaid with the word "What?"

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Apr 6

A gif taken from an episode of the Simpsons. In it, bumbling employee Homer (temporarily recruited to be his boss's assistant while the usual assistant Mr. Smithers is away) is attempting to make breakfast for his boss and pours corn flakes into a bowl then adds milk, at which point the bowl catches on fire. As one might expect, this surprises Homer who then becomes irritated at his own incompetence.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Mar 20

Iconic panel from the manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure showing antagonist Dio Brando and protagonist Jotaro Kujo strutting toward one another, Dio wreathed in a fiery blue aura, with the sound effect "ドドドドド" pounding in the background. The image is one infamously associated with the quote "Oh? You're approaching me?"

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Mar 11

A screenshot from the Simpsons showing a man in a bucket hat saying something to a light-haired woman escorting a small child while Bart looks on in bemusement.

Though the screencap is uncaptioned, it is from an iconic scene where Bart comments on the name "bort" being one he's never heard of right before running into multiple people named "Bort," one of which is the man in the screenshot. When he hears the woman saying "Come along, Bort" to her son, he responds "Are you talking to me?" and she responds "No, my son is also named Bort" in exasperation, as though it should be obvious what a common name "Bort" is.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Feb 22

A panel from the webcomic Homestuck showing a garish grandfather clock pointing to one side of a split image, with a text above the split image showing the word "Just."

This is a mechanism used in the comic to metatextually pass judgment on a "godtier player's" death as either "Heroic" or "Just." Deaths which do not rate as either result in the character's revival as per the terms of their "conditional immortality" of godtier players.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Dec 28

Capture of the rules for a homebrewed cantrip for Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition.

Hewwo?
cantrip
Casting Time: 1 bonus action
Range: 60 feet
Components: V
Duration: 1 minute

You speak a cursed word laced with an ancient, unknown power. All creatures within range must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, the target becomes hostile towards you, compelled by a deep feral instinct. Any creature in range who also knows this spell is immune to the spell effect and can also cast "hewwo" as a reaction. Instead of repeating the saving throw, each creature who failed the saving throw has advantage on melee attacks and strength checks but disadvantage on concentration checks, ranged attacks in addition to charisma and dexterity checks for the duration.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Dec 24

Pam wouldn't even have to resist the one ring, because her power is greater than Sauron's.

A screenshot from Fallout 4 of the character "The Final Pam," from Griffin and Justin McElroy "Monster Factory" video series. She is intentionally made to look as strange as the McElroys could manage in the FO4 character creator, with as many freckles and blemishes as the engine can support, almost making her face look irradiated. She has a sharp, beak-pike nose which looks like it has been broken, pinched facial features, and extremely prominent cheekbones.

She is dressed in the cuntiest wasteland chic you can imagine, a red dress with a low neckline and fur collar, with big, tacky sunglasses that almost look like goggles. She wears a pompadour wig.

She is surrounded by cans of coffee and a robot who she calls "metal husband"

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Nov 24

Photograph of a desk with a chunky old Tandy 1000 home computer complete with external floppy drive and dot matrix printer.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Nov 15

A screenshot of the character Senshi from the anime Delicious in Dungeon (aka Dungeon Meshi) edited to show an open speech bubble at the top, as if to say he is the one saying the text above this skeet. He is a classic fantasy-style dwarf with dark hair and a silly but earnest expression on his face.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Nov 5

A screenshot from the anime series "Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei," (lit. "Goodbye, Mr. Despair") showing the title character looking straight into the "camera" and shouting in an over-the-top, theatrical manner.

There are subtitles indicating he is shouting "I'm in despair!" His expression is much less emotive than his statement would indicate--his eyes betray only a hint of discomfort and he has a soft but manic grin on his face and there is shading under his hairline often used by anime artists to depict anxiety, frustration, or concern.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Oct 30

Clip taken from a page from the webcomic Homestuck. Text is as follows, in a light orange color used to represent the character Dirk Strider's dialog.

TT: People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Oct 10

Am I doing it right?

Screenshot from the movie Office Space showing the character Michael Bolton responding to his coworker Samir. Caption reads: "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sticks."

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Aug 13

A cropped screenshot from the video game Disco Elysium, showing the text of a failed skill check. Text reads:

RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] -- Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism questions, and that question is:

1. - (Whisper.) "Are women bourveois?"
2. - Oh God, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Apr 13

(These two are actually the same person, btw)

A screenshot from a Gundam video game showing a match up between two blind men in reddish-orange piloting suits, labeled as Char Aznable and "Quattro Vagina." Most adaptations anglicized the latter character's surname as "Bajeena," instead.

Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@epee· Feb 28

To make shitposting easier on myself, I've set up a series of meme images in Texpand and a series of auto replace tokens with names like "@@alttext-yourewelcome" so I can post my worst and most annoying memes more quickly but still accessibility!

A clip from the webcomic Homestuck, depicting someone's point of view as they read a card. The card is a garish shade of purple, onto which has been embossed a round seal showing the winking face of the character Courtyard Droll (a buffoonish character who is short and stout).

On top and bottom edges of the seal are the words "YOU'RE" and "WELCOME."

Though his face bears no expression, the effect of the card is smug self pride being presented in a way that makes the person who wrote it seem like a buffoon who is far less helpful than he thinks he is.

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