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honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· 13d

#DEFCON may have taken a stand against pervert glasses but celebrating the other most fash-coded accessory is fine I guess

A photo from DEFCON displaying a sponsor banner from Zyn, owned by Philip Morris.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· 19d

new to me at least: National Guard and vehicles parked at the Starburst. what exactly does this accomplish? it feels like a threat. hate this

National Guard members standing outside two military vehicles in a goddamn pedestrian plaza in northeast Washington DC

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· 29d

did you (in?)directly inspire this? (seen in DC)

Posters of Stephen Miller with encouragement to submit the best insults at uglyfuck.org

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Jul 5

when you really don't like fireworks but you've had gabapentin

A very brave gray tuxedo cat under the bed between drawers. He lies listlessly on one side, a paw out, cheek to the floor.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Jun 25

@stjohnsgreatbooks.bsky.social I realize you're not using this platform but it actually sucks real bad that an associate dean spoke at Bari Weiss's Academy for Acceptable Hitlers. we have got to stop letting people use "classical education" to smuggle in reactionary ideas

A LinkedIn post indicating that Brendan Boyle, Associate Dean at St. John's College, visited the "University" of Austin Texas "to explain how Plato's dialogues hold a lesson universities urgently need to relearn."

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Jun 20

#caturday catch: we had a mama-to-be cat (a kitten herself) in our yard. not if I can help it! snatched her up and she'll be headed to the vet Monday for a spay abort---no babies for this baby

A beautiful pregnant gray tabby with green eyes stares up at you from outdoors. She is actually quite small, unlikely to be more than two years old.

The pregnant tabby is eating churu on our deck. Come closer...

The same pregnant tabby kitten, now in a cat backpack. She's not happy about the situation but she will be soon.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· May 23

the world is worth fighting for as long as there are cat orbs

For #caturday please appreciate a white and gray tuxedo cat is in an adorable ball on a blanket close to a black tuxedo cat, also in a ball. The gray cat's face and paws are showing while the black cat is perfectly round. The blanket is on a couch.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· May 23

pretty sure this is automatically the result you get if you say you like wine bars and vineyards

Text from the quiz: "Your closest neighborhood
The Episcopal Church (TEC)
founded 1789 · national, urban‐leaning
Mainline Anglican · inclusive orthodoxy's American home

Your taste lives in the tradition that has become, more than any other in America, the home of inclusive orthodoxy: ancient liturgy, sacramental theology, openly LGBTQ+ clergy and laity, a strong literary culture, smaller but stable. Episcopalians skew educated, urban, and politically progressive, but the deep aesthetic is older than any of that: incense, choral evensong, the Book of Common Prayer, gardens, gin. Your neighbors are people who think hymns from the 1700s and same‐sex weddings belong in the same building."

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Apr 20

on a sleepy morning this took me a solid ten seconds to parse

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Apr 17

A tumblr post from user bloomfish.

"Patient on the Pitt: wahhh my feet hurt

Doctor: no problem sir we'll stitch you up. Get me 100ccs of lorazepam stat and intubate. Oh no, why isn't this working? His feet are still in danger!

*uncovers sheets to reveal hooves*

Other Doctor Who Is More Woke: those are his hooves you bitch. Prep 10000ml of Ketamine.

First Doctor: damn. I was wrong and it almost cost this poor patient his life.

Second Doctor: 90% of all patients are secretly horses and anti-horse bias kills thousands every year. As Doctors we need to check our prejudices, and you can read more about this on www.somepatientsarehorses.com"

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Apr 5

our girl cat (pictured) once ate a dangerous amount of pure dark chocolate and after she was deemed safe the vets spent a half-hour trying to figure out why in the world she did it. not pica, not sick. she simply must consume

A black tuxedo cat with a white patch and collar. She is loafing so sublimely she appears to have no legs at all.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Mar 17

the English words are "I enjoy this television show". The tumblr words are "i am literally vibrating because of this show. my crops are flourishing. my skin is clear. i'm screaming crying throwing up"

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Mar 15

this since-deleted (I think?) post lives permanently in my brain

A post from bsky user Elizabeth Lopatto. "me in 2006: wow gee, this is a whole system of incentives that structure the world as I know it. I should probably write about that. knowledge is power!

me in 2025: knowing how anything works is like being awake during surgery"

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Mar 14

happy Caturday from these perfect creatures

A gray and white tuxedo cat perched on a banister. He looks very regal.

A black tuxedo cat on top of a purple sweater that just came out of the dryer (oh well). She is stretching happily.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Feb 27

house fire on 16th and Kramer NE; all surrounding blocks closed off for now. #NEDC

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Feb 26

best wishes for your beautiful diva! once spent a grand for multiple X-rays, ultrasounds, and bloodwork to be told this girl (depicted stealing my heating pad) had a severe case of Tired Of Her Food

A black cat stretched out on a heating pad her owner would like to use for cramps. Oh well!

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Feb 22

A screenshot of from a Tesla. A warning sign reads "Take Control Immediately. Vehicle departing lane"

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Jan 25

upwards of 3" in NE DC and currently coming down hard

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Jan 25

"and what do you think you're doing, mother?"

Two cats on a couch with blankets. A gray and white tuxedo cat seems to be frowning; a black cat on a blanket casts a judgmental side-eye from over her curled tail.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Jan 11

this is how your cats sit on you when you come back from vacation

A woman (face obscured) is sitting on a chaise lounge with a white blanket over her. There is a black tuxie cat in her lap and a gray tuxie cat on her legs behind her laptop.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Dec 22

I have a new volunteering gig, apparently: trapping the neighborhood feral cats in my backyard and getting them TNR'd. Look at these cuties! Would love to get the kitten in a shelter/foster but most of DC is at capacity.

A tiny gray kitten in a cage. She is looking cutely at the camera.

The kitten's mama, a beige tabby, also in a cage. She is a total sweetheart and purrs and makes biscuits despite being feral. I don't think she knows she's supposed to be unsocialized.

A cute brown tabby in a cage. He is terrified.

A cow cat (black and white splotches, not a traditional tuxie) in a cage. He is very cute but very dirty.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Nov 23

we love Thanksgiving ramen, highly recommend

A bowl of ramen with leftover Thanksgiving sides and a poached egg. A bottle of Linden riesling is in the background.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Nov 18

cats!

A gray and white tuxedo cat curled up on a blanket.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Nov 17

I thought this was the worst thing she'd ever written but she apparently got worse, has anyone ever actually read her at all?

Olivia Nuzzi on Trump's assassination attempt: "An ear had never before been so important, so burdened. An ear had never before represented the divide between the organic course of American history and an alternate timeline on which the democratic process was corrupted by an aberrant act of violence as it had not been in more than half a century. Yet an ear had never appeared to have gone through less. Except there, on the tiniest patch of this tiny sculpture of skin, a minor distortion that resembled not a crucifixion wound but the distant aftermath of a sunburn."

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Oct 31

Halloween is for spending $20 apiece on costumes your cats wear for .0002 seconds and then showering them with treats

A gray tuxie in a fried chicken bucket costume. He is planning my demise.

A black tuxie in a banana costume with a matching hat. She's actually doing pretty well.

The same black tuxie in costume, being sniffed out by her brother.

The gray tuxie wearing a fried chicken hat. He is very fetching!

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Oct 29

it's National Cat Day, so here are our dears - brother (left) and sister (right) #adoptdontshop

A gray and white tuxie cat posing with a catnip ball.

A black tuxie, so zonked on gabapentin she is sleeping on her cat toy.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Oct 21

this was a tough day, would anyone like to see my cats

A young black tuxedo cat rests with her arm over her brother, a gray tuxie. A tapestry hands on the wall in the background.

A young black tuxedo cat rests with her arm over her brother, a gray tuxie. Their faces are pressed together. A tapestry hands on the wall in the background.

The gray tuxie is giving his sister a good lick.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Oct 18

fabulous scenes from DC today, including a dance party in the shadow of Trump's banners on the Department of Labor and an activist street band playing "All You Fascists Are Bound To Lose" #nokings #nokingsdc #freedc

A dance party in progress at the Department of Labor at the DC No Kings rally. Banners with Trump's face hang from the building.

A parade master leads the DC Activist Street Band.

Dancing inflatable creatures on Constitution Avenue.

A crowd shot from the DC No Kings rally. It was massive.

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Sep 27

this #caturday theme is big naps for little cats

A black tuxedo cat in a ball on a laundry table. Her eye is cracked open: she resents the disturbance. You can see a fee adorable toebeans.

A gray tuxedo cat asleep on a white blanket over his owner's legs. He has a look of utter bliss (and a little pink nose).

honkers_enjoyer@epicharis· Sep 25