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@erchristensen

Dad, writer, cookie monster, dorkus malorkus. All puns intended. He/Him.

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EC@erchristensen· Jun 27

Finally got around to the quiz du jour.

me taking today's political quiz, showing that I am closest to Zohran Mamdani.

EC@erchristensen· Jun 24

A meme, in which a cow, standing in low tide says, "I can't go the rest of my life asking if it's AI or not."

EC@erchristensen· Jun 17

A great summary:

A chart comparing JCPOA vs. Trump's "agreement" with Iran. The latter is worse. Much, much worse.

EC@erchristensen· Jun 4

An image from the Simpsons/X-files crossover episode in which a glowing, alien-like creature emerges from the woods and says, "I bring you love."

EC@erchristensen· Jun 4

Two, overlaid images of a hand, making a classic dismissive, wanking gesture, along with the caption, "Dismissive wanking gesture"

EC@erchristensen· May 29

This is my life these days.

A copy of a January 6, 2022, tweet from Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) that reads, "I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'

EC@erchristensen· Apr 6

After selling bad test answers to Lisa Simpson, Nelson Muntz (in his office, i.e., the school bathroom) says, "Hey, hey, these are study aids. They're for novelty purposes only."

EC@erchristensen· Apr 5

AP's already on it:

A post on X by Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) of AP that reads, "WASHINGTON (AP) -- Trump promises strikes on Iran's power plants and bridges on Tuesday if the Strait of Hormuz isn't reopened."

EC@erchristensen· Mar 20

Forget Trump's face on new coins. This is what they should go with.

A cartoonish image of an anthropormorphized United States stabbing itself repeatedly.

EC@erchristensen· Mar 14

An image of Donald Duck about to take a sip from a bottle labeled "Cyanide."

EC@erchristensen· Mar 12

Now I'm picturing Altman as the Leader.

A scene from the Simpsons in which the cult leader, "The Leader," flies away on a contraption loaded down with stolen money.

EC@erchristensen· Feb 22

A post from @jon_bois that says, "why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter"

EC@erchristensen· Feb 21

EC@erchristensen· Feb 19

A cartoonish, anthropormorphized guillotine, walking and whistling while surrounded by sparkles. The text around it reads, "Modern problems require 18th century solutions." There is also a text bubble that says, "Sharpened for justice!"

EC@erchristensen· Jan 31

Would this be a mass murder?

EC@erchristensen· Jan 28

A screen grab of a 9/14/22 post from lauren (@NotABigJerk) that reads, "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refused to participate in that kind of perversion"

EC@erchristensen· Jan 26

A scene from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, where the villains surround a baby and cackle. The caption reads, "Yes, cry! Cry harder, baby!"

EC@erchristensen· Jan 21

What could go wrong?

A post from the bad place that reads:
"74% of all insulin used in America comes from Denmark.
100% of all Ozempic used in America comes from Denmark.
15% of all shipping containers arriving in America come from a Danish company.
All 3 are being discussed within Denmark to halt."

The poster then adds a second post:
"8.4 million Americans rely on insulin to survive as of 2026. Denmark makes (and accounts for) 74% of all sales of insulin into the US--with no quick alternative to switch to. Denmark considering the halt is a reasonable response to US threats."

EC@erchristensen· Jan 21

A person covered in "Fell for it again" awards.

EC@erchristensen· Jan 20

A cartoon personification of the continental United States, with eyes wide and screaming as it repeatedly stabs itself, leaving wounds and blood all over the map. It is meant to be funnier than it sounds.

EC@erchristensen· Jan 9

Btw, today is National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day. 🙃

A chart showing support for "Abolish ICE" rising to 42% support, 50% oppose, and 9% unsure.

EC@erchristensen· Dec 27

Nashville mural

A spray painted mural on an overpass. The image is of a teal frog-like creature with large, cartoony eyes, and huge, yellow teeth.

EC@erchristensen· Dec 11

Second choice: Michael Clayton (2007)

EC@erchristensen· Dec 11

Out of Sight (1998)

EC@erchristensen· Nov 8

For all the Texas Longhorns fans out there.

EC@erchristensen· Oct 1

Jack Black, from "School of Rock" dances at the front of the classroom and sings, "You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore."

EC@erchristensen· Sep 19

Love a deep cut.

A screengrab from a 1995 episode of TV's The Simpsons, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming," in which Pedro "Bumblebee Man" Chespirito signs off what he thinks is his final broadcast by thanking Goya.

EC@erchristensen· Sep 11

A televangelist, wearing a navy suit jacket, white shirt, and blue tie with white polka dots, closes his eyes in prayer, and says, "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."

EC@erchristensen· Aug 28

I was going to say the same thing. So, to make this post worthwhile, I'll include this great quote from John Waters:

A quote from film director John Waters: If you ever go home with somebody and they don't have books in their house, don't sleep with them. I think that's very important." The quote's text is on top of an image of screenplays.

EC@erchristensen· Aug 26

Calvin and Hobbes playing Calvinball.

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