Whew, I passed the test. It turns out that Part 2 of my Angel Jackson series, which I’ve labored over for weeks, was in fact written by a human. I’ll post it tomorrow morning. For max drama, read Part 1 first: valkyrienation.subst... about Angel on 2024 WNBA Draft Night

I don't usually complain about team power rankings, because it all gets settled on the court anyway, but... ESPN BPI has the Valkyries (19-8) #8 in the league, below LA Sparks (10-16). And also MIN #5. Have they not fixed BPI since it gave Warriors 80% odds to lose 2022 Finals?

As a well-known celebration scholar, I've been asked about Ja's 3 celly. It looks to me like Dennis Schröder Freeze with overtones of D'Angelo Ice In My Veins. I carefully explain the difference in my old video, which is mock serious but completely factual.

The news you've been waiting for... Valkyries announce two violet jerseys. Very nice!

I just wanted to tell you all that… Hello Kitty loves you

A holiday present

HAVE I MENTIONED I HAVE AN IRRATIONAL GOOD FEELING ABOUT WILL RICHARD

Cannot describe the endorphin rush of unexpectedly opening this bad boy using only my bare hands and two towels and not needing metal tools or power drills AMA

Updated APRIBOT with all WNBA tiebreak rules. Current odds GSV finish #5, 6, 7, 8 are 2%, 60%, 29%, 8%. Win prob vs DAL = 75% If SEA beats GSV, will be 2-2 head to head. 2nd tiebreak is Win % vs .500+ teams. GSV stinks at that, so SEA will get the tiebreak with a win. I think.