EricTime
@erictime
They must have amnesia because they forgot that I’m Him
I’m sorry. This is like saying Michael Phelps is the greatest athlete of all time. That word is simply too loaded. He’s the greatest soccer player of all-time. That’s all you’ll ever know.
The fact that every spring summer and fall at White River State Park we still have this dog shit temporary fencing, spoiling the visual at the time when people actually use the park, really sucks dirty dick.
Me getting a fresh Diet Coke out of the fridge before I’ve finished my last Diet Coke
Lol those gloves. I expected the camera to turn around and see sad Mickey Mouse
The Score app’s description of the football is pretty funny. They’re ‘avin a cuppa. A wee tipple on the pitch. A pint and picky bits.