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The Best of All Possible Oaves (@erikonymous) · DIRTY

The Best of All Possible Oaves

@erikonymous

You know the one. Or maybe you don't? IDC, not my problem.

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The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· 4d

David Kaib's famous tweet that says "you are not helping your cause" - a person who opposes your cause

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· 4d

Yeah, you could say I'm hardcore #KHive

screenshot of Famke Janssen playing a character named Kamala, a mutant empathic metamorph, in the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· 5d

Tom Petty sitting up in the Mad Hatter's get-up from his music video for Don't Come Around Here No More

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· 20d

famed filmmaker George Lucas holding a microphone as if he's naming a Jedi in the quoted post

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· 23d

ok but what about a baguette with one of these babies?

diagram of an atlatl spear thrower showing a hand using the thrower to throw an atlatl or spear slash dart

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· 23d

Jeff Winger sitting next to Britta Perry at the study group’s famous table. It’s looks like he’s speaking, possibly even saying the quoted post

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· 23d

Morty from the TV show Rick and Morty pointing his finger at an offscreen character and saying You son of a bitch, I'm in

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· 24d

Love when the childless accuse parents of not teaching their children manners. Buddy,

Jack Nicholson doing the Kubrick stare from The Shining is how it feels knowing that you're trying so hard to teach your children manners but also children have agency and they just kinda do whatever they want anyway and all your efforts to teach them to act civilized in public are for naught

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· 29d

Madonna singing into a microphone from her music video Rain circa 1993

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Jul 7

omg she admit it: www.ibanet.org/historic-jus...

excerpted from link: The decision gave Bush the electoral votes he needed to win the state and, consequently, the presidency.

The decision was especially contentious for O’Connor, whose husband reportedly announced to three witnesses at an election night party that she wished to retire under a Republican president. Critics leapt on this as evidence of her political partisanship and O’Connor remains prickly about the issue now. ‘Look, you

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Jul 7

You're all giving this attention sex worker exactly what she wants here. Block and Move On

someone named Francesca Fiorentini, who we've all heard of, posts on BlueSky totally unprompted: I'm excited to be dragged into the pit of no return by the hogs on Bluesky for believing people make mistakes and can change. The SA allegations are awful. Please crucify me.

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Jul 6

screenshot of Ruben Rabasa in that I Think You Should Leave sketch when he says to Paul, who loves his mother-in-law, "you yourself admit it yourself that you suck"

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Jun 30

@whi66.bsky.social's bio which states "I am a Democrat. I appreciate good academic conversations that can constructively define and articulate the issues. Academic Constructive criticism is welcomed. I am on blue sky for normal debate without hate." The bio is imposed over his post telling a woman legitimately concerned about a recent SCOTUS ruling to "Stop whining" and includes a picture of an unknown person violently swinging at the viewer with the letters "STFU" as bottom text. You cannot parody how completely lacking in self-awareness the average Blue MAGA Dem is.

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Jun 18

still image from the film No Other Choice (2025) with the lead character Man-su hoists a large potted plant above his head for reasons explained by the film

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Jun 14

This guy hates “smoothgroin” politicians too:

Dax Shepard in Idiocracy

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Jun 12

—George W. S. Trow, Within the Context of No-Context (1980)

Wonder was the grace of the country. Any action could be justified by that: the wonder it was rooted in. Period followed period, and finally the wonder was that things could be built so big. Bridges, skyscrapers, fortunes, all having a life first in the marketplace, still drew on the force of wonder. But then a moment’s quiet. What was it now that was built so big? Only the marketplace itself. Could there be wonder in that? The size of the con?

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Jun 10

anyone else up half the night with terrible indigestion?

a famous panel from an X-Men comic with a close-up on Scarlet Witch's nose and mouth, as a tear streams down her cheek she says "no more hibachi"

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Jun 8

Absolutely unhinged screed against White leftists considering Bass has been accused by Black leaders of BLM of selling out Black communities by increasing funding for the LAPD even as their payouts for excessive force lawsuits have cratered the municipal budget www.laprogressive.com/los-angeles-...

screencaptured skeet: MAGA Leftists hating on Mayor Karen Bass because she's a Black politician that's connected to the NAACP, the Congressional Black Caucus, and the Black community and not bitchass Bernie is what we've come to expect from those colorblind white supremacists.

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· May 24

Oh sorry the best part is someone brought this guy to hang

Yours truly posing with an English bulldog named Alfie

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· May 1

Yeah, because anyone really invested in Star Wars *or* sports is a loser.

an anonymous skeet that says Glup Shitto is the Star Wars equivalent of someone saying sportsball

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Apr 27

a "fell for it again" meme but this one is based on Cole Thomas's "The Course of Empire: Destruction" painting with fell for it again awards instead of smoke billowing from a sacked Rome

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Apr 8

It's called "consent of the governed," Tone. The UNs' Universal Declaration of Human Rights sez "The will of the people shall be the basis of the authority of government." So when you hear some jabroni use the Balfour Declaration in defense of the nation of Israel you know that's some Zionist bullsh

Michael Imperioli as Chris Moltisanti in HBO's The Sopranos. He's wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses indoors while holding a lit cigarette Italianly to make his point.

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Mar 27

a still from the "is this allowed?" Vine where a loser points his finger at a couple kissing in front of him and says "what the ... is this allowed?" (it's me, I'm the loser now)

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Mar 26

The first panel of the Garfield comic where Jon drinks dog cum at the vet. Jon says "'Have a cup of coffee, Jon.' Why, thanks. Don't mind if I do."

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Mar 18

The "Are we the baddies" meme from Mitchell and Webb with Mitchell in the Nazi uniform but instead this one says "Are we the Great Satan?"

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Mar 17

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman saying "It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!"

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Mar 16

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The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Mar 5

screenshot of Homer Simpson at Moe's Tavern in the popular animated sitcom The Simpsons saying "Can't someone else do it?"

The Best of All Possible Oaves@erikonymous· Mar 2

that one Naomi Wolf tweet where she says "No! No!!"

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