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Pure of heart, fleet of foot, smart of ass, trans of gender. Vulcan in the streets, Romulan in the sheets, Klingon in the skeets. Posting a song I like every day until I get bored and stop. NOTICE: I ain’t no follaback girl.

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TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jul 9

PHIL FISH
@PHIL_FISH@mastodon.gamedev.place
life is extra surreal for french speakers right now because in french, phonetically, "chat gpt" sounds exactly like "cat, i farted" (chat, j'ai pété).
everywhere, on TV, in the news, people going "cat, i farted" over and over with a straight face. is cat, i farted going to steal your job? how are schools dealing with cat, i farted? lawyer caught using cat, i farted. it's incredible.
Jun 12, 2023, 05:01 • Edited Jun 12, 14:38-@• Mastodon for iOS

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jul 7

Pastiche of the Beatles’ “Please Please Me” single cover, with the French Taunter from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail in place of the Fab 4, and the band name and song titles replaced with “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jul 6

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-style title card: “Maine Senator Kevin Eastman”

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jul 4

I have a gibbous cat.

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jul 1

How about some cat pictures?

Sakura, a medium-hair buff tabby, is sleeping in a sprawled position on a faded blue comforter. His oh-so-fluffy belly is perfectly situated for the belly rubs he loves so much.

Kiku, a short-haired dilute tortoiseshell, is stretched out on the same faded blue comforter. She is awake, but looks sleepy. Her fat belly is exposed, but do not try to rub it.

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jun 27

Matrix cascading green symbols background, with title text “I Know This Ship Like the Back of My— BONG!!!”

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jun 27

A background of cascading random green symbols. The title: “Hi, The One, I’m Dad!”

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jun 27

Neo in the foreground, Trinity behind him brandishing a gun in each hand. The title: “Who Are the Brain Police?”

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jun 27

CONFIRMED: Los Lunas sucks.

An NWS satellite map showing the path of the EF-0 “landspout” tornado that struck Los Lunas, New Mexico yesterday.

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jun 26

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jun 23

Since hotdogs are basically just puree'd meat stuffed inside an animal intestine, a hotdog doesn't stop being a hotdog even after we eat it, we just become the new hotdog casings and that makes us (in a way) hotdogs as well
- St Thomas Aquinas

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jun 21

A white supremacist once said, “If you want to know who rules over you, just look for who you are not allowed to criticize.” I’m starting to think he may have had a point, and that the algae are running the USA.

@realDonaldTrump posted the following to Truth Social on June 19, 2026 at 6:59 PM:

We've cleaned, renovated, and beautified over 45 Monuments and Memorials, 28 Statues, and 22 Fountains in Washington, D.C. Things are really looking good in our Nation's Capital, and add to that the fact that when I became President, Crime was rampant, and now, Washington, D.C., is one of the Safest Cities anywhere in the United States. However, we've had some real problems with Vandalism at the beautiful Reflecting Pool, which sits between The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial. Just like three days ago, they destroyed the grass outside of the Pool, they've also done everything possible to hurt the inside surface that was just installed. No different than the chemicals that were used on the National Mall, they used something similar in the Reflecting Pool to try to destroy and demean our beautiful work. Lightweight ABC Reporter, Jonathan Karl, was seen sticking his hand into the Pool, and trying to rip the rubber off of the surface. The algae is 75% gone, and the condition will soon be completely remedied, and the area that was vandalized, fortunately, is just a small area of damage, and will be fixed early next week. It's a shame that the Radical Left Lunatics, most likely Dumocats, who have spent their lives trying to ruin our Country, are free to do so. Law Enforcement is actively investigating this situation, and will hopefully have it resolved soon. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jun 19

I’ve been posting without a license all this time! However did I get away with it?

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jun 18

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you…

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jun 16

Still from the “Nothing but Flowers” video. In the background: all of the Talking Heads apart from David Byrne, plus several guest musicians. In the foreground: David Byrne with the phrase “I wish I had a lawnmower” superimposed over his eyes.

TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀@erin-p· Jun 13

It’s funny that you praise the production, since it was literally a rough mix that Tommy James never intended to release! www.songfacts.com/blog/intervi...