There’s an escape room place a couple towns over from me that has a Scooby-Doo themed room and this is in the parking lot out front:

And yet I still bring the receipts, even though you tried to change the game:

This is posted on the FB page of the guy who authored the petition, completely unsurprisingly.

15 in a row

LOLOLOLOL

Sesame Street all the time, apparently:

The wives:

Gotdammit

Here's a picture of my kitchen window during that winter:

🥶

This paragraph about the death of the founder of snake-handling churches is taking me OUT:

It was supposed to mean the same thing it always meant:

I prefer the gummies, which give you the requisite flavor, but also Shaq's signature chewy texture.

Did we learn nothing from the Ultrahouse 3000?

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

My baby is 14, but here you go -

These hate-mongers assholes have exactly ZERO track record of having any "tactics," or of getting ANYTHING remotely good "done." But if you assail one of their favored ones for throwing trans people under the bus for political gain, YOU'RE the unreasonable one. Fuck every last one of them.

I was Gertie's age, and us Kindergarten girlies were definitely rocking this lewk:

Little MS NOW: