Esopterodactyl

@esopterodactyl

I was made for this sewer, baby, and I am the king! 🟠🟢🔵 👉

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Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· 13d

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· 14d

An excerpt from Hamilton Nolan’s “AOC Must Run For President”:
“All factors point to the conclusion that in 2028, it is AOC for president or bust. She is the one, the obvious one. It’s easy to see why she might choose not to run: She would have to forsake her seat in Congress, she would have to sacrifice any remaining normality in her lifestyle, and she is, surely, pretty young to be doing this. In terms of lifestyle, United States President is the worst job on earth, and asking a non-sociopath to seek the job because it is good for the movement is close to asking them to sacrifice their life for the cause. Still, the situation is what it is.”

An excerpt from “Easter 1916” by W.B. Yeats:
“Too long a sacrifice
Can make a stone of the heart.
O when may it suffice?
That is Heaven's part, our part
To murmur name upon name,
As a mother names her child
When sleep at last has come
On limbs that had run wild.
What is it but nightfall?
No, no, not night but death;
Was it needless death after all?”

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· 15d

RIP to a top-tier Commitment

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· 16d

I dunno, his employee ID checks seems fine to me

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· 16d

The real spice of all this will be the ego death Ross Douthat suffers when he realizes that due to him being as mediagenic as diaper rash, he can never supplant the all-time GOAT of Catholic media personalities:

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· 16d

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· 23d

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· 24d

Me explaining this Argentina cup run to my nieces in twenty years

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· Jul 12

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· Jul 7

Texted this to my brother when the USMNT went down 2-0 and I was only off by 18 minutes

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· Jul 5

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· Jul 4

A. Lincoln, noted lawyer and amateur wrestler

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· Jul 3

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· Jul 2

When Senegal is about to advance but FIFA realizes my dad is about to go 9 for 9 in the family chat

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· Jun 25

Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· May 31

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· May 30

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· May 20

Get in loser, we’re joining the NRA (the good one)

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· May 10

While the two productions depicting John Brown have been flawed as shit, one cannot deny that at least the casting directors earned their respective bones

Ethan Hawke as John Brown in 2020 Showtime miniseries “The Good Lord Bird.”

Johnny Cash as John Brown in the 1985 ABC television miniseries “North and South.”

Esopterodactyl@esopterodactyl· Apr 19

Well shit. Looks like Allison is going to have to come back soon from his mystery injury* *paper cut on his tongue from licking envelopes for Flávio Bolsonaro’s presidential campaign