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Why does Rice play Texas?

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esouthard@esouthard· 26d

Cubarsi rn

esouthard@esouthard· 26d

Europeans when they see people having fun at a sporting event

Trent reznor saying “we’re here to have a bad time”

esouthard@esouthard· Jul 15

Happy 80th to Linda Ronstadt

Señor plow no es macho, solamente un borracho

esouthard@esouthard· Jul 4

Pausa de hidratación

Night Hawks by Edward Hopper

esouthard@esouthard· Jul 4

When That Guy is at it again with the beam blasting

Guy looking back looking exasperated, like dude, come on, you’ve taken your turn, let some of the rest of us use our special attacks

esouthard@esouthard· Jul 3

big Uncle Rad energy

Uncle Rad from Bluey, spirit animal of the Australian national team

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 30

pausa de hidratación

The boot from beerfest

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 29

Naked lunch rated R

“I can think of two things wrong with that title”

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 27

just got a DNA test

USA 100% BIH

It’s a Lizzo reference!

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 18

My TV:

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 18

Me, to Hillary:

Learn to sit back and observe.
Not everything needs a reaction.

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 18

Hmm (from page 9 of www.townofvinalhaven.org/DocumentCent... )

Q: if you could visit one place in the world, where would it be and why?
A: The Bundeswehr Military History Museum because I love German history and
would love to see the things I learn about.

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 16

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what
he's created?

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 15

Expanding brain meme

Facebook is
social media
Bluesky is
social media
Texting is
social media
The telephone is
social media

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 11

My favorite spite/innovation story: readingjimwilliams.blogspot.com/2012/04/my-f...

My favorite Bob Widlar story is a huge misdirection prank that he pulled in the literature. In the late 1960s, many companies were designing IC voltage regulators, and there was a perceived demand for a monolithic device. Widlar convinced people that it
couldn't be done, and then he did it.

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 10

Even the ”bull case” here makes some… interesting assertions www.axios.com/2026/06/09/s...

“If SpaceX hits around $200 billion in revenue with continued growth, a $1.75
trillion valuation will look like a bargain”

Would it, though? Is 9x revenues really a good metric?

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 9

You’ve found *another* beautiful Latina girlfriend?

The “you’ve lost another submarine?” guy from hunt for red October

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 8

Took me way too long to re-find this

Blah blah blah

I also think that, along with vastly expanding affordable housing in this city, some of the lottos should prioritize people who grew up here! Displacement and cultural erasure are
real concerns.

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 7

can excuse political influence,
but I draw the line at incompetence!
You can excuse political influence?

esouthard@esouthard· Jun 4

Wait on lines?

Guy holding up three fingers meme

esouthard@esouthard· May 30

The double event speech from Pacific Rim

esouthard@esouthard· May 29

Wolverine gazing longingly at a portrait of Steve Mnuchin

esouthard@esouthard· May 20

Lil Jon with a speech bubble

esouthard@esouthard· May 17

Potato egg and cheese is a good taco order, whatever the time of day

Norman Rockwell’s freedom of speech. What if he was carrying a taco joint bag in his hand, or a foil-wrapped taco poking out of his jacket pocket? You’ll just have to use your imagination on that one

esouthard@esouthard· May 15

“I should buy a boat” except he’s saying “I should buy German bonds”, in German

esouthard@esouthard· May 13

Somehow, excuseflation returned meme

esouthard@esouthard· May 12

Hank Hill speech bubble meme, because R290 is propane

esouthard@esouthard· May 12

Frogger is this guy’s coworker

Ha ha business guy

esouthard@esouthard· May 9

Aaron from the classic THE TEN COMMANDMENTS movie as portrayed by John Carradine, with a speech bubble

esouthard@esouthard· May 8

Hans moleman meme

INEED THE SLIPPIEST TOAD YOU
HAVE.
NO, THAT'S TOO SLIPPY

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