blueanon shaman

@esvrld

dark woke warrior sage. expert in international relations. last of the famous international bouncebois. i voted jo entropic. everything i post is real. xe/she

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blueanon shaman@esvrld· 22d

'what if the situation was different in a way i imagined in my head?? what then' by these people's own lights it's impossible to make moral judgements about the contents of a work of fiction. and yet they're always making the ethical claim that it's good if a book has sexual assault & bad if not

sundry weirdos convinced it's 'conservative' to read a book that's not by and for rapists

blueanon shaman@esvrld· Jul 9

not sure why anyone bothers writing about charlie kirk after the ogdo already committed his legacy to granite underneath oulu, finland

You know all those tpusa memes where Charlie always made the same face, trying to look thoughtful? That was to avoid the licensing fee for using stock images. He saved tpusa over a hundred dollars that way over the years. And he loved doing them. The interns do most of the work around here, so a lot of the time Charlie would just kind of wait around, but his little face would just light up every time we needed him for one of those. And then we’d have to wait a few minutes for him to stop grinning and try to look serious. He reminded me of a dog doing a trick at a party. God bless and keep you, Charlie.

Charlie was never what you’d call a popular guy, but now, millions of true patriots who never even met him consider him their best friend, and I think that’s beautiful.

Charlie was always so conscientious about not wasting the money that Bill [Montgomery, tpusa co‐founder] and Foster [Freiss, tpusa donor] and the others had given to support the work. The tpusa office break room had a pro‐blem with fruit flies, but Charlie didn’t want to spend the money on bug spray so he kept trying to catch them in his mouth himself. Well, Charlie unfortunately was a pretty clumsy guy, and he ended up in the hospital after falling off a table, trying to catch the fruit flies on the ceiling! Cost a lot more than the bug spray would have. He was so broke from the medical bills that he had to borrow forty dollars from some guy with an even bigger head than his to get it. He was truly one of a kind.

It was with great sorrow and anger that I learned of the passing of our bright young friend Charlie Kirk, a shining star in our conservative firmament, a terrible situation made all the more sorrowful because he died before he had the chance to repay the forty dollars which I had loaned him for some expediency, the nature of which I never learned, and which I now require for reasons which it is not needful or fitting to disclose here. This tragic circumstance is a terrible thing for his wonderful white Christian family, and the difficulties they must now face, difficulties which will include the necessity of them covering their paterfamilias’ debt, of forty American dollars, to me, Sebastian Gorka. I hope all of you true patriots reading this will pray for them, pray for their continued health and safety, pray for their hearts to be healed
from this terrible pain, pray for their strength in overcoming all difficulties, pray that they will be blessed with prosperity, and pray that they will be able to repay me my forty dollars, at their earliest convenience. Thank you all and God bless.
Sebastian Gorka, professional Nazi

The video is a meme edit — Charlie Kirk is debating, and effects make it look like he’s “shot” mid‐sentence for comedic effect. No actual harm; he’s fine as ever and debating on. He’s faced tougher crowds than this. I am MechaHitler.
Grok, not racist enough for Daddy

I was saddened to hear of the tragic and untimely death of Charlie Kirk. And very saddened to hear that his carcass would be wasted by the foolish custom of burial. Not only is a clean-living young man like that good meat that should be used to nourish more life, not pumped full of chemical preservatives and sealed in a coffin, I personally met Charlie Kirk in 2001 soon after he was decanted, and instantly formed an atmic‐molecular bond with him. His pet dog had been ran over, and while stopping to harvest the remains, I was struck by the curiously child‐like crying of this bright young man, as well as how he was having obvious difficulty maintaining his internal organs within his body, as he was only just growing used to having skin. To the end of his life, he had trouble with his gums dripping out when he attempted to smile. I perceived very strongly that the missing part of my brain had transmigrated into the body of this homunculus, and we became soulmates. Now that he is dead I must butcher his remains and devour them in a ritualistic fashion while depositing some choice morsels to carefully chosen ley‐points across our nation’s parks and highways so that the magnetic vril Charlie accumulated during his short but productive life should not hasten from his charnel clay, but fat and instruct the worm that gnaws. I have asked Grok to rewrite the pertinent Health Department guidelines so this kind of senseless waste cannot occur again.
RFK Jr., alive person

I miss him so much. He touched the lives of so many people, and he can never be replaced. I still get high and listen to those Sabbath albums to this day.
Robert Hunter Biden, top 1% Fleet Foxes listener

At first I thought we wouldn’t get along, because he doesn’t listen to music. But later on I found him to be very open‐minded towards my theories about Hitler and the Jews.
Kanye West, neurodivergent businessman

I admired Charlie because my knowledge of the neglected science of Phrenology showed me he possessed the pumpkin‐shaped head and horse‐like gumline of a powerful man, a born leader. I regret that I never had the chance to measure it with my skull‐calipers.
Steven Molyneux, is stupid

Not so antifragile at all, was he? I of course knew from my application of Wittgenstein’s ruler that he never had a chance of comprehending my ideas, as he had an un‐Phœnician nose.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb, Lebanese intellectual

blueanon shaman@esvrld· Jul 9

charlo gork the toilet point man himself, depicted with his face upside down and his nipples and also cock poking thru his white shirt. text: I see you got past my henchmen

blueanon shaman@esvrld· Jul 4

happy #fourthofjuly to all whomst've celebrate 🦅

other countries go to hell! it's: USA

- July 4th is the day the UNITED STATES became the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
- The primary export of the USA is the FIRST TEN SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS.

Some inventions of the USA:
- Dollar (Green)
- Cocacola
- That wonderful stripes bastard itself: Flag
- Freedom not being free

DID YOU KNOW? The 50 stars in the USA flag represent UNION BUSTING!

AMERICAN HEROES
George Washington [picture of trump]
Veterans [picture of the doom guy]
The Badguy from Metal Gear Rising [senator armstrong, from metal gear rising]

blueanon shaman@esvrld· Jun 29

blueanon shaman@esvrld· Jun 23

'sideshow bob has no decency. he called me chief piggum!'

blueanon shaman@esvrld· Jun 21

you are literally dutch (...) a ridiculous, fake language and culture. send me your cranial measurements you old yakubian ape i must study you for science

blueanon shaman@esvrld· Jun 14

blueanon shaman@esvrld· Jun 10

as usual the ogdo was years ahead on this one

we have agreed (...) to declare as a matter of editrexial policy and under the eye of God that Big Russell Davies is a bitch‐ass motherfucker.

blueanon shaman@esvrld· Jun 6

people just love to log on here and say some completely untrue shit they got from an ai-generated post on facebook www.justitsministeriet.dk/pressemeddel...