my band played in Kalamazoo last night, it was very fun

these aren’t my fat rolls these are my

the Waffle Bastard

Ok these carrots are definitely fucked up tho, sorry carrots

what do we think, is this ripe?

This skeet has just won the golden E.T. award 💛

Should I just wear it? A rodent tailored this shirt for me like Cinderella

Slush Pupa

I left a sweaty shirt outside and somebody ate it

Happy Birthday!@isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social

I was never great at soccer but I’m still sweet at rolling around on the ground

They can’t resist touching my leg hair is my problem really

This shit is out of control, I’m sorry

showered after mowing and a whole leaf fell out of my butt?

dill looks like Muppet fur but thats ok

this is beautiful, Pam

ooh the Crunch Berries are almost ripe

this mfer was immediately fed up with my bullshit

My hip has been fucked up all week and I think it’s because I sat on my wallet weird in the car for 10 minutes last Tuesday

Squirrel action Saturday

I’ve loved this shit my whole life

Look, I’m sorry I yelled when you jumped on my hand but I was startled. I’m not into amphibian slime like that. I like human’s slime. Can we still be friends?

Label your nips

My friend’s mom died and he gave me her Dio album. She would’ve wanted me to have it. 🥺

Wonder Pets: Origins

How to prevent pickle thieves

Update: they loved it 🙃

60% chance of purple rain

I put up Batula to deter some nesting swallows and they’re pretty pissed